So, it's my birthday.

Mario583 · December 16, 2008, 10:34:37 PM

Quote from: `Matt` on December 16, 2008, 10:27:41 PM
Tomorrow you'll get something else.

I bet it will be Cake.........
.........but the Cake is a lie :'(

britneymahboy · December 17, 2008, 12:03:30 AM

Yet, your virginity is still intact.

DededeCloneChris · December 17, 2008, 12:09:28 AM

I'll forgive you the next time you crash the site AGAIN. :)

JrDude · December 17, 2008, 12:14:29 AM

I got you some furries.

Super · December 17, 2008, 12:30:44 AM

You know, on second thought, I have a meaningful gift in commemoration of this day.

It's called a Masturbation Log.

It's a journal in which you write down all the fine details of what you masturbate to daily.

Tupin · December 17, 2008, 05:35:06 AM

I guess you can have this eggnog.

Oh, and and to replace the one you BROKE:

Happy Birthday. :)

Kilroy · December 17, 2008, 05:54:33 AM

noone cares

Happy Birthday <3

Silverhawk79 · December 17, 2008, 08:56:07 AM

Quote from: britneymahboy on December 17, 2008, 12:03:30 AM
Yet, your virginity is still intact.

...:(

Quote from: JrDude on December 17, 2008, 12:14:29 AM
I got you some furries.

As fuel for my fire this winter, right? :)

Quote from: SUPERKOOL on December 17, 2008, 12:30:44 AM
You know, on second thought, I have a meaningful gift in commemoration of this day.

It's called a Masturbation Log.

It's a journal in which you write down all the fine details of what you masturbate to daily.

I'll make sure to write down the file names. <3

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 17, 2008, 05:35:06 AM
I guess you can have this eggnog.

Oh, and and to replace the one you BROKE:

Happy Birthday. :)

I think you just won the thread. :D

Quote from: Byte on December 17, 2008, 05:54:33 AM
noone cares

Happy Birthday <3

WELL, I CARE. >:(
Thanks. =3

Kaz · December 17, 2008, 09:18:50 AM

hahaha virgin

Mutilator7 · December 17, 2008, 01:52:16 PM

You get *goes to grab whip* how many years are you now?

Nine 1 One · December 17, 2008, 02:00:35 PM

I will post more just for you silver and only you

Silverhawk79 · December 17, 2008, 02:32:00 PM

Quote from: Mutilator7 on December 17, 2008, 01:52:16 PM
You get *goes to grab whip* how many years are you now?

Erm, 19.
Shit.

JrDude · December 17, 2008, 02:35:07 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 17, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
Quote from: Mutilator7 on December 17, 2008, 01:52:16 PM
You get *goes to grab whip* how many years are you now?
Erm, 19.
Shit.

He's offline, so I'll do it for him.
*whips 18 times*
Oops lost count, let's try again.
*whips 19 times*
There we go, and 1 more for good luck.
*whips again*

Silverhawk79 · December 17, 2008, 02:51:27 PM

Quote from: JrDude on December 17, 2008, 02:35:07 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 17, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
Quote from: Mutilator7 on December 17, 2008, 01:52:16 PM
You get *goes to grab whip* how many years are you now?
Erm, 19.
Shit.
He's offline, so I'll do it for him.
*whips 18 times*
Oops lost count, let's try again.
*whips 19 times*
There we go, and 1 more for good luck.
*whips again*

Ow, my everything. :(

SkyMyl · December 17, 2008, 03:22:27 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 17, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: JrDude on December 17, 2008, 02:35:07 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 17, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
Quote from: Mutilator7 on December 17, 2008, 01:52:16 PM
You get *goes to grab whip* how many years are you now?
Erm, 19.
s***.
He's offline, so I'll do it for him.
*whips 18 times*
Oops lost count, let's try again.
*whips 19 times*
There we go, and 1 more for good luck.
*whips again*
Ow, my everything. :(

At least he didn't whip you in the groin.

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So, it's my birthday.