The NSFCD Quote Library

Macawmoses · January 20, 2009, 04:59:02 PM

Welcome to NSFCD's Quote Library. The place to find some of the epic one liners and events held in IRC or on other instant messengers. Heck, even priceless lines from the forum!

Do note that we'd prefer NSFCD related quotes, rather than your dumbassery with your friends. Also, I know it's against the rules for quote only threads, however, the SUPERKOOL people in IRC and I decided it'd be fun.

To ensure you morons don't post dumb s***, the second post will contain an archive of the quotes....and a rating system. You'll be able to pm me a score between 1 and 5, one sucking and five ruling, for any quote on the thread. That way you'll only be encouraged to post good things. :)

So, some ground rules.

1. Post more than just a quote; some of the background, why it is funny, etc.

2. Don't spam this thread like I did to create it. I'll ban your sorry asses.

3. Keep it related to NSFCD, Nsider, Video Games, and the like. I don't care if your friend is the biggest loser on the face of the earth, unless he posts here....in which case he probably is :B

4. Don't get pissy because your quote gets a bad rating. It's your own fault.

5. Don't get pissy if you become the butt of a joke. We all slip up, it happens. We will have a problem if you become high and mighty.

6. Don't post things that are just sexual references, or the like. Sure, innuendo is funny, but don't overabuse it.

7. Meme related quotes, unless absolutely hilarious, will be deleted.

8. Staff can add.

Macawmoses · January 20, 2009, 04:59:15 PM

Notes:

1. Blue dictates comments from the user.

2. Longer quotes will be linked to. These will have a description from me, opposed to the quote. Click it to see what actually happened. One liners will be posted.

3. Red Dictates Rating.

LIBRARY:

1. [19:44]<StarWindWizard7> Well, actually that might be a good thing....... I'm big enough as is, I don't want to hurt my room mate. (Star discussing penis shrinking...you had to be there.)

2. Silver fixed something?

3. Mack likes Gays? First Quote.

4. Vaatix can kill...over the internet! Quote two.

5. A new dessert. Third quote

6. Look who's laughing. Last quote

7. <VaatixGanon> 9 is 3+3

8. DIMENTIO1 nearly kills himself.

9. SUPERKOOL invents a new product. First quote

10. Asscheek fires. They're more likely than you think. Second quote

11. RE4 or real life? Third quote

12. Vaati's gonna need a new keyboard.

… · January 20, 2009, 05:04:02 PM

~~um yeah~~

Things have happened now

Looking through some chat logs I have some really hateful ones
I'll censor names

Quote<user2> <user1> lord, Lote is dumb, arrogant, or a jackass <-- All of the above.

Because people hate me and I'm annoying. And they didn't know I could still see the chat.

bluaki · January 20, 2009, 05:09:15 PM

I'll just start with this quote:

Quote(01-12-2009 17:30:22) PY|Oblivion: i think silverhawk79 is a pretty cool guy, eh fixes the permissions that py doesn't know how to set and doesn't afraid of anything
(01-12-2009 17:30:30) Silverhawk79: :)
(01-12-2009 17:30:48) Byte: um
(01-12-2009 17:30:49) Byte: Silver
(01-12-2009 17:30:49) bluaki: ...silverhawk79....fixes.... where's the "breaks"?
(01-12-2009 17:30:53) Byte: Still can't post
(01-12-2009 17:30:54) Byte left the room (quit: [CS] Quit: Candlejack told me to lea).
(01-12-2009 17:30:56) Silverhawk79: hskjf

(After Kilroy's permissions were messed up, Silver tried to fix them. After my comment on silver breaking things, Kilroy says he still can't post then is disconnected from chat.)

Super · January 20, 2009, 05:17:01 PM

[16:54:36]   SUPERKOOL: Your reliance on gays sickens me.
[16:54:56]   mackormoses: They perform essential services for me while women aren't present.
[16:54:59]   mackormoses: Like making sammiches.
[16:55:23]   bluaki: oh
[16:55:26]   SUPERKOOL: While that is a good point, it is my manly duty to disagree in the face of reason.

[20:46:53]   SUPERKOOL: Can you murder with PHP?
[20:47:18]   VaatixGanon: Anytime.
[20:47:50]   VaatixGanon: <?php if (alive==true) murder($person)l else echo "Dead already. Next." ?>
[20:47:54]   mack has disconnected: Connection reset by peer
[20:47:58]   VaatixGanon: Ahahahah.

[19 Jan 09 15:30] * Silverhawk79 * Well I FCed TTFAF on Drums, Expert. |:|:||:}:|:I:
[19 Jan 09 15:30] * PsychoYoshi * nice job ass pie
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * Ass pie.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * SUPERKOOL * I FCed it with my penis.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * That sounds like one hell of a dish.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Kilroy * lol
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "So, what's for dessert?"
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "Ass pie."
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "wait what"
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Kilroy * "Tasty."
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "Here you go. :)"
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * NintendoMan74 * Ass burgers.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * SUPERKOOL * "I made it with my penis."

[20 Jan 09 00:09] * SUPERKOOL * I wonder if Nintendo laughs at people like this.
[20 Jan 09 00:13] * PsychoYoshi * They're laughing at us all if we bought a Wii.
[20 Jan 09 00:13] * friendly_hostile * No, they laugh at us if we bought a Wii and expected good games.

I simply extracted the ones I could find in about two minutes. By the way, these are about funny things.

Macawmoses · January 20, 2009, 05:17:36 PM

Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on January 20, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
~~um yeah~~

Things have happened now

Looking through some chat logs I have some really hateful ones
I'll censor names
Quote<user2> <user1> lord, Lote is dumb, arrogant, or a jackass <-- All of the above.
Because people hate me and I'm annoying. And they didn't know I could still see the chat.

Oh, I knew. You don't have to censor my name.

StarWindWizard7 · January 20, 2009, 05:18:56 PM

I don't remember saying anything like that!
>_<

… · January 20, 2009, 05:19:31 PM

Quote from: mackormoses on January 20, 2009, 05:17:36 PM
Oh, I knew. You don't have to censor my name.

You didn't at the time because I had two names logged in and one of them got kick banned and neither of them were my usual ones

Talim · January 20, 2009, 05:39:09 PM

<VaatixGanon> 9 is 3+3

::)

Super · January 20, 2009, 05:52:25 PM

Quote from: Talim2004 on January 20, 2009, 05:39:09 PM
<VaatixGanon> 9 is 3+3

::)

That quote is amazing.

Silverhawk79 · January 20, 2009, 06:09:47 PM

Hoo boy.
Time to dig through my 25MB #nsider log file.

[21:31] <&V> Well dimentio, all I can tell you is that your best bet is to crack your current motherboard, and whichever ones you want to interact with your hard drive with, and then wait a day.
[21:32] <&V> To let the solder cool off and settle.
01[21:32] <Silverhawk79> Take lots of pics.
[21:33] <&V> Oh yeah. Silver will probably want someone to help him reference.
[21:33] <&V> You'll be the first person to document it.
01[21:33] <Silverhawk79> Yeah, thinking about doing it to my old XP machine.
03[21:34] * mackormoses (mackormoses@ChatSpike-222fcfbe.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #nsider
[21:34] <DIMENTIO1> let see....
*a short time later*
[21:36] <DIMENTIO1> DAMN!!!!!!!
[21:36] <DIMENTIO1> there goes a MB
[21:46] <DIMENTIO1> i cracked it...
01[21:46] <@Balto> Was it a clean break?
[21:46] <%mackormoses> We need a pic
[21:46] <DIMENTIO1> but it went rong
*later again*
[22:21] <DIMENTIO1> AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
[22:21] <DIMENTIO1> im bleeding!
03[22:21] * Myname949 (mackormoses@ChatSpike-222fcfbe.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #nsider
02[22:21] * %mackormoses (mackormoses@ChatSpike-222fcfbe.abhsia.telus.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[22:21] <DIMENTIO1> i broke the MB in 2
[22:22] <Myname949> blood sweat and tears
[22:22] <&VaatixGanon> Which motherboard.
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> but it slashed my abdomen....
01[22:22] <@Silverhawk79> the blood makes it go faster
03[22:22] * Myname949 is now known as mackormoses
03[22:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +h mackormoses
01[22:22] <@Silverhawk79> iron and stuff
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> the 2005 one
[22:22] <&VaatixGanon> The one you hit with the axe and broke some stuff with?
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> brb ima graba towel & antibiotics
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> poop it hurts
[22:23] <DIMENTIO1> yeah
[22:23] <DIMENTIO1> great
[22:25] <DIMENTIO1> it cut me bad'
[22:25] <%mackormoses> pics?
[22:25] <DIMENTIO1> i can see the fat X_x
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> ...
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> um
[22:26] <Sync> ...
[22:26] <Genius> ....
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> im goin to the hospital
[22:26] <Sync> Do it.
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> i think you might need a doctor
[22:26] <Genius> Not necessary.
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> my moms gonna be mad
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> "How did you hurt yourself?"
[22:26] <Sync> You're going to get stitches!
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> get this poop stiche
[22:26] <Sync> Congrats!
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> *stitched
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> "well um i was snapping my mobo in half..."
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> bai, thanks for ur halp
[22:26] <Genius> Dimentio, do you have any tape around?
02[22:26] * DIMENTIO1 (DIMENTIO1@ChatSpike-2c7a162f.area3.spcsdns.net) Quit ([CS] Quit: Quick! to the ER!)

Best. Quote. Ever.

Lotos · January 20, 2009, 06:18:50 PM

Where's the one when Vaatix hit his ex-roommate with his keyboard?

The Seventh · January 20, 2009, 06:18:58 PM

I have one:
[19:14]<Cooldogs_1> whos red7js
[19:14] <red7js> Me
[19:14] <Moses> a user

Silverhawk79 · January 20, 2009, 06:19:01 PM

[17:37] <@SUPERKOOL> Lantax.
[17:37] <Smashin> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[17:38] <@SUPERKOOL> Lantax sounds like a medicine.
[17:38] <@SUPERKOOL> "IF YOUR ASS IS SORE, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T IGNORE"
[17:38] <@SUPERKOOL> "LANTAX, DO DO DO DO DOO"
[17:39] <@SUPERKOOL> Bitch.

<Hungrygerudo> I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GREASE FIRE CAUSED BY YOUR FAT ASSCHEEKS RUBBING TOGETHER

<Hungrygerudo> GOIIIIIIIIIIING ON A TRIIIIIIIP
<Hungrygerudo> SINGING A SOOOOOOOOONGohmygodgiantrock
<Hungrygerudo> AAAAAAAAAAA
<Hungrygerudo> RUUUUUUUUUUN
* Hungrygerudo presses A rapidly to get away from rock

There's probably lots more. I just need to sort through the crap.

Silverhawk79 · January 20, 2009, 06:20:23 PM

Quote from: Lotos on January 20, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Where's the one when Vaatix hit his ex-roommate with his keyboard?

[18:24] <~VaatixGanon> Fatty and I are on our way to the hospital at the moment to get half of my keyboard removed from fatty's face.

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