The NSFCD Quote Library

[Kilroy]

Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.

What exactly happened?

Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.

Dimentio drives?


God help us all.

Pretty sure he meant while his mom was driving him.
...I hope.

Nope. No one was home, so he took the family van without permission to go to the hospital. One hand was driving and the other was in IRC.

[Silverhawk79]

Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.

What exactly happened?

Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.

Dimentio drives?


God help us all.

Pretty sure he meant while his mom was driving him.
...I hope.

Nope. No one was home, so he took the family van without permission to go to the hospital. One hand was driving and the other was in IRC.

That's...smart. >_>
"I'M BLEEDING AND DRIVING, YET I NEED TO BE IN IRC!"

[えっちーせんぱい]

That's...smart. >_>
"I'M BLEEDING AND DRIVING, YET I NEED TO BE IN IRC!"

i lol'd

[Linkman]

Here are some quotes... too bad most of the funnier ones I have are from steam, not the forums.

[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> Joseph is a manly name.
[01:30] <Jennifer> ;-;
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> Religiousy name.
[01:30] <Linkfan71> so now bluaki is a religousy manly man?
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> A hairy name.
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> Yes.
[01:30] <Linkfan71> Wow.

(23:19 PM) Omega12: sound cards dont matter though
(23:19 PM) Omega12: now speakers, they matter


[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> it seems like every single thread i go in, someone makes a "the game" joke
[22:10] *** WIIGAMER24 is now known as Daft_Pink
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> and it's getting really old
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> really fast
[22:10] <Linkfan71> DAMN IT
[22:10] <noodle> darn you
[22:10] <noodle> i just lost the game
[22:10] <noodle> >:U
[22:10] <noodle> slfiosdjoifdsj
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> shut the intercourse  up
[22:10] <noodle> stupid smiley

[18:15] <Linkfan71> ...
[18:16] <`Matt`> What?
[18:16] <Linkfan71> Nothing, I just forgot how barren chat is...
[18:18] <Wizardorlan> It was never the same after the neutering.
[18:18] <Linkfan71> Indeed.

PHATYO: Okay this is weird. but I think a demon is trying to posses me! What should I do? I'm atheist btw.

Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end

[えっちーせんぱい]

Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end

What?

[Linkman]

Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end

What?

Phatyo wrote that....

[Zovistograt]

Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end

What?

Phatyo wrote that....

I still have that quote in my profile...beat me to posting it D:

[Talim]

<NintendoMan74> What do you guys think I look like (if you haven't already seen my picture)
<VaatixGanon> Gay.
<bluaki> Gay.
<Talim2004> Gay
<ArgentiumFalcon97> Gay.
<Cakeman> Gay
<Sceptile> Very Homo
<Termanian_Knight> Lesbian
<Tuppyluver1> gay
<Sceptile> Shitburgers

*a little while later*

<NintendoMan74> For those of you who DID see my picture, how do I look? (And please don't say gay or homosexual)
<Hungrygerudo> Queer.
<Cakeman> gaymasexual
<Termanian_Knight> Lesbian
<bluaki> gay or homosexual
<Talim2004> Hermaphrodite..?
<Hungrygerudo> Homogay.
<Sceptile> Homostraight

[Lotos]

Phatyo's story, like a raging river, can not be halted by puny punctuation marks.

The simile makes it so poetic for some reason :-\

[Super]

[22:55:20]   SUPERKOOL: My choir teacher 4 years ago was hot.
[22:55:31]   SUPERKOOL: She told me how to hit those high notes.
[22:55:41]   SUPERKOOL: AKA
[22:55:43]   SUPERKOOL: I banged her.
[22:55:49]   SUPERKOOL: Right in front of class.


Bitch.

[bluaki]

(2008-12-30 03:52:54) Sync: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) House: -> Sync : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:03) Sync: A real life Mr. Satan.
(2008-12-30 03:53:11) Sync: wat
(2008-12-30 03:53:21) bluaki: 4chan
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) House: -> bluaki : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:51) Sync: Oh wow.
(2008-12-30 03:53:57) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) mode (+b *!*@ChatSpike-9f0d7954.fios.verizon.net) by House
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) You have been kicked by House: (Out)

Just before that, LS was telling Cooldogs that he has to sell his soul to play Werewolf, Cooldogs said he's already sold it three times, then Sync thought it'd be relevent to post an image of Satan.

[L10]

(2008-12-30 03:52:54) Sync: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) House: -> Sync : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:03) Sync: A real life Mr. Satan.
(2008-12-30 03:53:11) Sync: wat
(2008-12-30 03:53:21) bluaki: 4chan
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) House: -> bluaki : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:51) Sync: Oh wow.
(2008-12-30 03:53:57) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) mode (+b *!*@ChatSpike-9f0d7954.fios.verizon.net) by House
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) You have been kicked by House: (Out)

Just before that, LS was telling Cooldogs that he has to sell his soul to play Werewolf, Cooldogs said he's already sold it three times, then Sync thought it'd be relevent to post an image of Satan.

XD
I'm trying to hold back my laughter in class!

[Silverhawk79]

(2008-12-30 03:52:54) Sync: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) House: -> Sync : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:03) Sync: A real life Mr. Satan.
(2008-12-30 03:53:11) Sync: wat
(2008-12-30 03:53:21) bluaki: 4chan
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) House: -> bluaki : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:51) Sync: Oh wow.
(2008-12-30 03:53:57) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) mode (+b *!*@ChatSpike-9f0d7954.fios.verizon.net) by House
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) You have been kicked by House: (Out)

Just before that, LS was telling Cooldogs that he has to sell his soul to play Werewolf, Cooldogs said he's already sold it three times, then Sync thought it'd be relevent to post an image of Satan.

I remember when Vaati did that because I kept spamming 4chan links.
Good times...

[Eizweir]

Unfortunately, I don't have the actual sources, and the wording might not be exact but yeah...

"That's like walking into a funeral and saying "YO WAZZUP!" "  (Zovistograt)
"A man walked into a bar with a piece of concrete under his arm and said: "I'll take one for me and one for the road" " (Unknown)
"Attempted suicide?  As in he couldn't do it?  Man, you know you fail at life when you fail at failing." (Unknown)

[Zovistograt]

"A man walked into a bar with a piece of concrete under his arm and said: "I'll take one for me and one for the road" " (Unknown)

That was Silver.

Also you got my quote right.