Backstory:
Many years ago, King SK formed a nation of blue and awesome, which he dubbed SUPERKOOLIA.
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7342/skoolia2mq3.png)
With his power, he constructed powerful cities and awesome-ass towns that give him lots of free popcorn.
However, he had been gradually becoming bored. He formed a group of adventurers to aid him in his random quests across the opposing land.
Will you join him?
He seeks those with a rich life story, and those that can make a post with their basic character info.
Fuck yes I will.
Name: Byte
Main Weapon: Short Sword (Longer than a dagger, shorter than the average sword D= ) MAKE SURE THE HILT HAS A PRETTY RUBY IN IT
Age: Twenty-something, doesn't really matter.
Basic Biography: A long time ago, in a laboratory far, far away, there were these two nerds. Let's name them "Billy" and "Stevie". Billy said "I bet I can pull memory off this computer and turn it into a living thing." Stevie said "No you can't! I bet I could do it before you!"
And so it was, a race to make a unit of memory into a living thing. Billie, being the bastard that he is, cheated and looked at what Stevie was doing, did it quicker, crappier, and prettier, and thus won the contest. The creation was named "Byte", and thrown into an orphanage. Byte escaped, and ended up in SUPERKOOLIA.
Quote from: Byte on October 23, 2008, 06:31:48 PM
Fuck yes I will.
I shall also join this intercourse ing slaughterfest? One question though. Will there be unicorns? O:
Yes, we will be slaying unicorns.
I'm going to visit the blacksmith and produce some cool-ass weapons.
Here is my sword.
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4113/skswordrk4.png)
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on October 23, 2008, 06:35:59 PM
Yes, we will be slaying unicorns.
I'm going to visit the blacksmith and produce some cool-ass weapons.
Tell me what you want.
I want a really intercourse ing amazing mage's staff.
Character Info:
Name: Pinky
Weapon: Unicorn Staff (Made out of a unicorn's horn)
Class: Magician
Age: 13
Background: A young teenager who used to work with magical unicorns. He was magically butt raped by one of the unicorn's and got magical unicorn powers. After that, he started traveling alone and looking for ways to cure his pain from his ass rape. He eventually learned more skills, and went on to become a skilled magician. He also slaughtered the unicorn that ass raped him, and got more power. He know has the power to ass rape like a unicorn. Also has the ability to get men pregnant with unicorns, and can summon unicorns at will.
Name: Lt. Dumbass
weapon: FU-2 Shotgun (lol)
age: 18
Bio: Lt. Spamous U. Dumbass was a citzen of Dumbassia but one day changed sides to SUPERKOOLIA...
Cum and see...
Quote from: Spam on October 23, 2008, 06:48:53 PM
Name: Lt. Dumbass
weapon: FU-2 Shotgun (lol)
age: 18
Bio: Lt. Spamous U. Dumbass was a citzen of Dumbassia but one day changed sides to SUPERKOOLIA...
Cum and see...
Good, you can be our pet.
We're going to the adjacent region next to Superkoolia.
It's called Silverrchia.
We gotta take out the intercourse ing King Silver of the Broken Mirror. He has been taking much of our bacon, and this is a personal issue that's been bugging the poop out of me and this one chick that likes bacon. She's hot.
That will be our quest?
Sounds interesting.
Hell ya ninnyes! ^_^
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4118/lennyua0.png)
This be Lt. Dumbass, our pet salamander.
You can also call him Lenny.
To the west of us, The Holy Empire of Hostilia, or HEH, has declared war on our awesome land.
The bastard ruler, Friendly Hostile, is preparing his torpedoes.
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/4395/hostiliagi9.png
We're crossing the western border. But we need to do it quietly. His hostiles are guarding everywhere.
I say we use the Fu-2 Shotgun.
Okay men. Now is time for war. I shall summon 3 unicorns so that we can ride our way to Hostilia. What the intercourse are we gonna do with Lenny though?
/me puts Lenny into Random Access Inventory
Ok, that's fixed. Now where the intercourse is SK? :(
/me stocks up on potions for the long journey ahead.
We won't be needing any food or drinks. We can just eat the unicorns I can summon, and we can drink their delicious blue blood.
Actually I look like my avatar...
I was getting taquitos for our journey.
Get your weapons. We're leaving now.
All right. Just finished getting my potions from the potion shop. Our unicorns are waiting for us. One question though, King. You say that Hostilia is to the west of us, yet we're crossing their western border. Are we going to go around the world and attack them in the least expected spot then? Does this mean we shall make our way there by sea?
I was, erm, not at the local whorehouse while I was gone, I was out buying things >:(
Quote from: Byte on October 25, 2008, 03:55:39 PM
I was, erm, not at the local whorehouse while I was gone, I was out buying things >:(
I wanna come too. ^_____^
Quote from: Daft Pink on October 25, 2008, 03:01:31 PM
All right. Just finished getting my potions from the potion shop. Our unicorns are waiting for us. One question though, King. You say that Hostilia is to the west of us, yet we're crossing their western border. Are we going to go around the world and attack them in the least expected spot then? Does this mean we shall make our way there by sea?
It'd be so expected for us to not be lazy.
So yeah.
This way, we can be pirates.
*SK gets on the massive ship in the Specific Ocean*
Guys, get your poop on here.
Will do King.
/me brings all his belonging with him in a giant bag of magical unicorn powers, and summons a unicorn on the ship.
I don't wanna be bored, so I'll be riding around, exploring the vast regions of this massive ship. :3
Also, King, I've heard the Specific Ocean has many sea monsters. Should we worry?
Quote from: Daft Pink on October 25, 2008, 05:30:55 PM
Will do King.
/me brings all his belonging with him in a giant bag of magical unicorn powers, and summons a unicorn on the ship.
I don't wanna be bored, so I'll be riding around, exploring the vast regions of this massive ship. :3
Also, King, I've heard the Specific Ocean has many sea monsters. Should we worry?
Very much so.
As with anything specific, there are the details that must be brought up.
Many of them bastard men-of-whores are always swimming around trying to blow poop up. It's pretty annoying.
Careful.
Anyway, where the hell is Lenny and the other guy?
I'm in da bag... ;D
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on October 25, 2008, 05:36:14 PM
Quote from: Daft Pink on October 25, 2008, 05:30:55 PM
Will do King.
/me brings all his belonging with him in a giant bag of magical unicorn powers, and summons a unicorn on the ship.
I don't wanna be bored, so I'll be riding around, exploring the vast regions of this massive ship. :3
Also, King, I've heard the Specific Ocean has many sea monsters. Should we worry?
Very much so.
As with anything specific, there are the details that must be brought up.
Many of them bastard men-of-whores are always swimming around trying to blow poop up. It's pretty annoying.
Careful.
Anyway, where the hell is Lenny and the other guy?
Lenny is stored away in Byte's random access whatever. He was in the whorehouse and just recently went to get ready for the trip...
I'm ready for the trip. Sword Sharpened, Hair Cut, Inventory stocked.
Ready to go!
SHIT! My hair. Oh well, I'll get a new hair style during the journey to Hostilia. So, who will be on the lookout for Hostilia? And also, about how much time is estimated until we are to arrive at Hostilia. And will there be any other stops?
No stops. They will be expecting us to be lazy.
Name: Lars
Age: ?
Weapon: fractal laser implanted in head that can do piercing and slicing damage but only by chance (50/50 chance of hit)
Bio: Lars can only say anagrams of the words "Lars" and "Leather". He runs on olive juice and electric wiring. He might have seven arms.
LARS! Get on the intercourse ing ship! We're about to depart. I have some extra stuff that I could let you borrow since we're in such a hurry now.
Ahoy, Lars.
We're going to need your professionalism.
Excuse me King, but when will we be departing? Are we going to wait for more adventurers, or just leave as soon as Lars gets on this ship? Also, I'm curious as to know if this ship even has a name.
The Real
Okay now, seriously what the intercourse ? I've been waiting two days in this ship, and have already had to slaughter a unicorn. When are we leaving? D:
:(
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2008, 12:30:49 PM
:(
Don't worry Lars. I hope we'll be leaving soon. Wanna gohave some adventures of incredible gayness on the ship? :3
Haa, lets! lerr