favorite theory of the creation of the universe?

[Pokesamrus]

Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are

Regardless, it was completely retarded and I really hope you'll abstain from ever posting like that again.

We need another smiley added to the forums.

[LinkXLR]

Creation.

Because I believe it's the truth.

Son, you phail. Now,









lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.

No.

Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are

So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?

You may have your own problems, but you have no right to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.

[Pokesamrus]

Creation.

Because I believe it's the truth.

Son, you phail. Now,









lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.

No.

Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are

So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?

You may have your own problems, but that's no reason to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.

To quote the wise pokesamrus

...just to show that I don't really mean they phail...

[LinkXLR]

Creation.

Because I believe it's the truth.

Son, you phail. Now,









lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.

No.

Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are

So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?

You may have your own problems, but that's no reason to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.

To quote the wise pokesamrus

...just to show that I don't really mean they phail...

That doesn't make any sense. And it was careless on your account.

[Light]

Big Bang because its the only realistic one.

Yeah, everything spinning randomly and then *BOOM* the universe is created. Very likely. :| Which brings us to Newton's First Law: "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force". There had to be some force that acted on the universe to create it.

Looks like someone isn't educated.

Well some supernatural god guy makes the world, how the hell is that likely, and then he leaves NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE OF HIS EXISTENCE, and some random ignorant old time commoners come up with the same exact idea of him, at random, and then it gets spread and a bunch of gullible people believe and you know how it ends.

VERY LIKELY, EH?

Now, where did I say that "some supernatural god guy" made the world? All I said is that - due to Newton's First Law - the Universe couldn't have been created without some type of unbalanced force acting upon it.

By the way, how do you think the Universe was created?

[Umbrion]

^{Some faith in Asia that says the earth is held up by two elephants riding on a giant turtle's back in space.}

Another says that the earth rotates because it sits upon a large Koi fish.

[Pokesamrus]

Creation.

Because I believe it's the truth.

Son, you phail. Now,









lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.

No.

Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are

So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?

You may have your own problems, but that's no reason to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.

To quote the wise pokesamrus

...just to show that I don't really mean they phail...

That doesn't make any sense. And it was careless on your account.

How does "I don't really mean they phail" not make sense. IT MEANS I DON'T MEAN THEY PHAIL.

[Pokesamrus]

Big Bang because its the only realistic one.

Yeah, everything spinning randomly and then *BOOM* the universe is created. Very likely. :| Which brings us to Newton's First Law: "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force". There had to be some force that acted on the universe to create it.

Looks like someone isn't educated.

Well some supernatural god guy makes the world, how the hell is that likely, and then he leaves NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE OF HIS EXISTENCE, and some random ignorant old time commoners come up with the same exact idea of him, at random, and then it gets spread and a bunch of gullible people believe and you know how it ends.

VERY LIKELY, EH?

Now, where did I say that "some supernatural god guy" made the world? All I said is that - due to Newton's First Law - the Universe couldn't have been created without some type of unbalanced force acting upon it.

By the way, how do you think the Universe was created?

By the only real god, LIGHT FUCKING YAGAMI

[JMV]

Jesus Christ guys.  Shut the intercourse  up.

[not famy]

Jesus Christ guys.  Shut the intercourse  up.

you shut the intercourse  up intercourse  face intercourse  tard

[OneManFreakShow]

Jesus Christ guys.  Shut the f*** up.

you shut the f*** up f*** face f*** tard

Your "bff's dog" is still ugly, by the way.

[not famy]

Your "bff's dog" is still ugly, by the way.

You're still ugly, by the way.

also stfu ur dog is

[OneManFreakShow]

Your "bff's dog" is still ugly, by the way.

You're still ugly, by the way.

also stfu ur dog is

:(

[Umbrion]

None of the universe creation theories are that entertaining, but the Egyptian humanity creation story is pretty interesting. Basically, Rha masturbates and out comes humans.

Oh my
O___O