Post your best joke!

[Matt]

I don't think we support racism here, so I can't say mine.
Oh well, I guess I've still got my money I'm saving up to buy Vaatix a girlfriend.

Actually, as we are corrupt staff members, even down to LK, racism is ok, and in fact, supported. Go ahead with it.

Also, why did the cow cross the road?


To get to your mooooooooom's house. Bitch.

Alright, are there any Jew's on this forum that'd go on a warpath to rip my intercourse ing head off?

I'm guessing you are going to say a Holocaust joke?

[Flying Chickens]

I don't think we support racism here, so I can't say mine.
Oh well, I guess I've still got my money I'm saving up to buy Vaatix a girlfriend.

Actually, as we are corrupt staff members, even down to LK, racism is ok, and in fact, supported. Go ahead with it.

Also, why did the cow cross the road?


To get to your mooooooooom's house. Bitch.

Alright, are there any Jew's on this forum that'd go on a warpath to rip my intercourse ing head off?

I'm guessing you are going to say a Holocaust joke?

I've got one of those, and a bunch of Jew jokes in general.

[LinkXLR]

Do not read if offended by jew jokes:
[spoiler]How do you get a jew to run a marathon?
Put coupons on the finish line.

Jews and blacks play basketball in an ashtray, who wins?
Jews. Homecourt advantage.[/spoiler]

[Flying Chickens]

Yeah, don't read if you're offended by Jew jokes.

[spoiler]
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew diving for a penny.

Why do Jew's watch porn movies backwards?
Because in the end the prostitute gives back the money.

The reason behind the holocaust is the Jew's took all the money out of Hitler's lost wallet.

Throw a penny between two Jew's and they'll fight to the death.

Why did the Jew's kill god?
He found a nickel one had dropped. [/spoiler]

...Yeah, some are pretty weak.

[Tupin]

What did Zelda say when Link couldn't open the door?

Tri-force.

My god, did those people who wrote those jokes and sent them in REALLY think they were funny?  :|

[Flying Chickens]

What did Zelda say when Link couldn't open the door?

Tri-force.

My god, did those people who wrote those jokes and sent them in REALLY think they were funny?  :|

...If you mean people like me, no. Some were funny at first, I'm just an offensive corrupt bastard.