KOOL SHIZ

[Super]

Backstory:

Many years ago, King SK formed a nation of blue and awesome, which he dubbed SUPERKOOLIA.



With his power, he constructed powerful cities and awesome-ass towns that give him lots of free popcorn.

However, he had been gradually becoming bored. He formed a group of adventurers to aid him in his random quests across the opposing land.

Will you join him?

He seeks those with a rich life story, and those that can make a post with their basic character info.

[Kilroy]

Fuck yes I will.

Name: Byte
Main Weapon: Short Sword (Longer than a dagger, shorter than the average sword  D= ) MAKE SURE THE HILT HAS A PRETTY RUBY IN IT
Age: Twenty-something, doesn't really matter.
Basic Biography: A long time ago, in a laboratory far, far away, there were these two nerds. Let's name them "Billy" and "Stevie". Billy said "I bet I can pull memory off this computer and turn it into a living thing." Stevie said "No you can't! I bet I could do it before you!"
And so it was, a race to make a unit of memory into a living thing. Billie, being the bastard that he is, cheated and looked at what Stevie was doing, did it quicker, crappier, and prettier, and thus won the contest. The creation was named "Byte", and thrown into an orphanage. Byte escaped, and ended up in SUPERKOOLIA.

[Daft Pink]

Fuck yes I will.

I shall also join this intercourse ing slaughterfest? One question though. Will there be unicorns? O:

[Super]

Yes, we will be slaying unicorns.



I'm going to visit the blacksmith and produce some cool-ass weapons.

Here is my sword.

[Daft Pink]

Yes, we will be slaying unicorns.



I'm going to visit the blacksmith and produce some cool-ass weapons.



Tell me what you want.

I want a really intercourse ing amazing mage's staff.

Character Info:

Name: Pinky
Weapon: Unicorn Staff (Made out of a unicorn's horn)
Class: Magician
Age: 13
Background: A young teenager who used to work with magical unicorns. He was magically butt raped by one of the unicorn's and got magical unicorn powers. After that, he started traveling alone and looking for ways to cure his pain from his ass rape. He eventually learned more skills, and went on to become a skilled magician. He also slaughtered the unicorn that ass raped him, and got more power. He know has the power to ass rape like a unicorn. Also has the ability to get men pregnant with unicorns, and can summon unicorns at will.

[Spam]

Name: Lt. Dumbass
weapon: FU-2 Shotgun (lol)
age: 18

Bio: Lt. Spamous U. Dumbass was a citzen of Dumbassia but one day changed sides to SUPERKOOLIA...
Cum and see...

[Super]

Name: Lt. Dumbass
weapon: FU-2 Shotgun (lol)
age: 18

Bio: Lt. Spamous U. Dumbass was a citzen of Dumbassia but one day changed sides to SUPERKOOLIA...
Cum and see...

Good, you can be our pet.

[Super]

We're going to the adjacent region next to Superkoolia.

It's called Silverrchia.




We gotta take out the intercourse ing King Silver of the Broken Mirror. He has been taking much of our bacon, and this is a personal issue that's been bugging the poop out of me and this one chick that likes bacon. She's hot.

[Kilroy]

That will be our quest?

Sounds interesting.

[Spam]

Hell ya ninnyes!  ^_^

[Super]

This be Lt. Dumbass, our pet salamander.


You can also call him Lenny.

[Super]

To the west of us, The Holy Empire of Hostilia, or HEH, has declared war on our awesome land.
The bastard ruler, Friendly Hostile, is preparing his torpedoes.
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/4395/hostiliagi9.png


We're crossing the western border. But we need to do it quietly. His hostiles are guarding everywhere.

[Spam]

I say we use the Fu-2 Shotgun.

[Daft Pink]

Okay men. Now is time for war. I shall summon 3 unicorns so that we can ride our way to Hostilia. What the intercourse  are we gonna do with Lenny though?

[Kilroy]

* Byte puts Lenny into Random Access Inventory