Carl is a goomba.
Chapter 1 coming soon.
Chapter 1 coming now.
One day, Carl was walking around. He bumped into another goomba. He asked the other goomba, "Do you have any bread?"
The other goomba responded, "No, I do not have any bread, good sir, do you have any bread?"
"Yes, yes in fact I do," replied Carl.
Carl then ate the bread.
Chapter 2 coming soon!
Why am I suddenly reminded of Nick?
Quote from: Zeldafan556 on October 06, 2007, 04:08:44 PM
Why am I suddenly reminded of Nick?
Perhaps a character named Carl...like in Jimmy Neutron?
There's no relation, it was the first name that popped into my head.
Chapter 2 coming now.
Carl walked away from the other goomba until he came to a koopa. This koopa had a piece of bread on his head. Carl asked him, "Do you have any bread?"
The koopa responded, "Yes, I do have bread. It is on my head. Do you have any bread?"
"No, I ate it," Carl replied. Carl then decapitated the koopa.
Chapter 3 coming soon!
Chapter 3 coming now.
Carl walked away from the dead koopa and went into the underground via a warp pipe. He saw a bullet bill coming towards him. Carl asked him, "Do you have any bread?"
The bullet bill responded, "noidon'tlooki'mkindabusyspeedingomglookout"
"What?" replied Carl.
The bullet bill then crashed into the wall. Carl stole its remains and sold them on the black market.
Chapter 4 coming soon!
Chapter 4 coming now.
Carl walked away from the black market and went to Bowser's Castle. He went to the room behind Bowser's lair where the Toad that was captured was being held. Carl asked him, "Do you have any bread?"
The Toad responded, "Sorry, but your bread is in another castle."
"I do not think you are correct in that statement." Carl then ate the Toad, which tasted like bread.
Chapter 5 coming soon!
Chapter 5 coming now.
Carl, after a few days of wandering around in the desert, came upon a Pokey. The Pokey was five sections high. Carl asked the Pokey, "Do you have any bread?"
The Pokey responded, "No, where would I put bread? I'm a Pokey."
"Yes...yes you are," replied Carl. Carl then started poking the Pokey until the Pokey got pokedrama and exploded.
Chapter 6 coming soon!
weird... what's with all the bread?
Chapter 6 coming now.
Carl traveled some more and came across Princess Peach. She was reclining on a rock. Carl asked the princess, "Do you have any bread?"
Startled, Peach responded, "DON'T TAKE ME AHHHH MARIO"
"Fine, be that way," replied Carl. Carl then threw an empty soda can at her and walked away.
Chapter 7 coming soon!
Chapter 7 coming now.
Carl went back to Bowser's Castle and went up to Bowser's throne room. The magikoopa there barred him from entering. Carl asked the stern magikoopa, "Do you have any bread?"
The magikoopa responded, "Why aren't you at your normal post?"
"You have failed to answer my question," replied Carl. Carl was then taken under arrest for radical thoughts (omg this has a plot?!).
Chapter 8 coming soon!
Chapter 8 coming now.
Carl was thrown in a dungeon. Carl saw nothing. Carl asked nothing, "Do you have any bread?"
Nothing responded, "..."
"You're no fun to talk to," replied Carl. Carl then did nothing until a Dry Bones brought him food, which he promptly threw in the Dry Bones's face.
Chapter 9 coming soon!
Nice! ^_^ Really funny. You always were creative.(Like your bio back at NSider :P)
Keep Writing!
Chapter 9 coming now.
Carl explored the dungeon more. He came across an old, ragged koopa. He asked the pale koopa, "Do you have any bread?"
The koopa responded, "Yes, I do have a few pieces that I've been saving for a special occasion. But if you like bread you're in luck. That's all they give us here. What are you in here for, lowlier goomba? I've been in here since 1989 after I led an insurrection that failed within the koopa regime. I was a decorated officer that found the tyrannical rule of Bowser too terrible to bear. So one day, one day I went up to the new recruits and told them the truth of what Bowser was doing to the Mushroom Kingdom and they rallied behind me. I was so proud of those koopa kids, pardon the pun. I shouldn't joke about the royal family, if they even deserve that respect. Argh, who am I kidding? Trying to lead a small ragtag army of whippersnappers against a nearly unstoppable ruler. But somehow those two plumbers do it all the time. But they can never fully destroy the Koopa Kingdom...strange. But anyway, back to the story of the insurrection. Me and about 50 koopas under me went to the door of Bowser's lair and took out the magikoopas there with ease. I'd imagine it's those who caught you, eh? Well, we got into his throne room but there were traps set. Somebody must've been spying on our secret meetings. So what they did was they trapped us in a trap door room and interrogated us. The other koopas were brainwashed and sent on expendable infantry duty while I was locked up in here. I vow to one day avenge the entire land and take out the menace that is Bowser once and for all so that us koopas--and you goombas too, I have nothing against you guys--can live in peace and harmony for the rest of eternity. What do you think, do you think we can do this? Do you think we can break out of this place and become heroes among villains? Join me and we can become the underdog, but the underdog that will gather strength, that will make our great nation stand together to fight a then-common enemy, Bowser Koopa! What do you say, friend?"
"They serve bread here? Thanks for the info," Carl replied. Carl then stole the old koopa's bread.
Chapter 10 coming soon!
This was the best chapter yet.
this is just plain random....................I LOVE IT :D
Chapter 10 coming now.
Carl walked around the cell a little more until he found a hole in the wall. After Carl yelled repeatedly into the hole, a Mowz came out. Carl asked the Mowz, "Do you have any bread?"
The Mowz responded, "Come quickly, before you are noticed. I will help you escape."
"I do not follow your stupid rodent dialect," Carl replied. Carl then threw the Mowz at the koopa.
Chapter 11 coming soon!
Chapter 11 coming now.
Carl got bored. He kicked the old koopa again and asked him, "Do you have any bread?"
The koopa responded, "You already ate my bread, mister smarty pants."
"I'm bored of this place," replied Carl. He then opened up a portal and walked out of the jail cell into cloud world, because Carl the Goomba can totally do that.
Chapter 12 coming soon!
Opened portal into cloud world...???
Chapter 12 coming now.
Carl walked around in cloud world. Carl came upon a Lakitu and asked him, "Do you have any bread?"
The Lakitu responded, "What? No...I saw you come out of that portal. Why didn't you bring the koopa?"
"Because he didn't have any bread," replied Carl. He then shoved one hundred Spinies down the Lakitu's throat and kicked him off the cloud, which Carl promptly stole.
Chapter 13 coming soon!
Where did he get the Spinies? Good, though.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 07, 2007, 07:03:40 PM
Where did he get the Spinies? Good, though.
probably from the lakitu lol
Where is Carl now?
Chapter 13 coming now.
Carl descended from cloud world and came across Toadsworth. After eyeing him suspiciously, Carl asked him, "Do you have any bread?"
Toadsworth responded, "No, I don't have any bread. And where have you been for the past MONTH?! As a toad of business, I must say that you are a terrible protagonist. You had a shot at a decent plotline and you totally ignored it. You should go back to the castle and at least save that poor old Koopa there."
"Screw that," replied Carl. He then went into space.
Chapter 14 coming soon!
Hurray for Carl, the goomba! :D
Yeah, whoo! Keep on trucking Carl!
Hmm... more serious maybe?
This is my favorite fan fic its plain Hilarious =) Its awesome!! keep making chapters! my favorite part was well...all of it! its awesome, the part where he asked why he dident bring the koopa and Carl said because he dident have any bread was funny!!!!!!! Great job man!!!!
Chapter 14 coming now.
Carl got bored after over six months of floating around in space and plummeted back down to Earth. While falling, he asked one of the clouds, "Do you have any bread?"
The cloud didn't have a chance to respond because Carl was going too fast.
Carl hit the ground hard and Mario got 100 points.
Chapter 15 coming never.
Wow, you can tell this is old because Yukiko posted in it.
Poor Carl. :(
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 15, 2008, 08:39:42 PM
Wow, you can tell this is old because Yukiko posted in it.
Poor Carl. :(
I realized I never actually finished the story. So I did.
Make more! These are great!
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 15, 2008, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: Ridley on June 15, 2008, 09:07:14 PM
Make more! These are great!
But Carl is dead. :(
There is an easy solution to this. Carl the Goomba undied.
eh, screw it, I feel like making more.
Never coming now.
Carl the Goomba woke up in a large, beautiful pavilion of wonder and awe, and saw an apparition with flowing white robes floating in front of him. He asked the robed figure, "Do you have any bread?"
The robed figure responded, "You have no need for bread anymore."
"Shut up, stupid, I need bread," replied Carl. Carl then realized he lost his 100 coins after hitting a rocky outcrop and started a vendetta against rocks.
Chapter 16 coming soon!
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 16, 2008, 08:33:01 AM
eh, screw it, I feel like making more.
Never coming now.
Carl the Goomba woke up in a large, beautiful pavilion of wonder and awe, and saw an apparition with flowing white robes floating in front of him. He asked the robed figure, "Do you have any bread?"
The robed figure responded, "You have no need for bread anymore."
"Shut up, stupid, I need bread," replied Carl. Carl then realized he lost his 100 coins after hitting a rocky outcrop and started a vendetta against rocks.
Chapter 16 coming soon!
Thank you.
Chapter 16 coming now.
Carl, after being reincarnated as a Diglett, came out of the ground in an explosion of rocks and rubble. He asked one of the rocks, "mmm mmm hmmf nnny mmm?"
The rock responded, "You're a Diglett now, you can't talk."
"mmm mmm mmmm hmmmf hmmf mmmf!" Carl replied. He then grew a mouth and ate the rock.
Chapter 17 coming soon!
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 16, 2008, 06:36:36 PM
Chapter 16 coming now.
Carl, after being reincarnated as a Diglett, came out of the ground in an explosion of rocks and rubble. He asked one of the rocks, "mmm mmm hmmf nnny mmm?"
The rock responded, "You're a Diglett now, you can't talk."
"mmm mmm mmmm hmmmf hmmf mmmf!" Carl replied. He then grew a mouth and ate the rock.
Chapter 17 coming soon!
This is the most random yet.
Chapter 17 coming now.
Carl the Diglett popped back into the ground and came across a Monty Mole. He asked the Monty Mole, "Do you have any bread?"
The Monty Mole replied, "Yo, I'm just chillin' up in here 'n you jus' cum in heah loik a bloody wanker 'n pretend to be meh mate?"
"Are you gangsta or British?" Carl responded. He didn't wait for an answer but instead took the sunglasses and put them on, thus evolving into Dugtrio.
Chapter 18 coming soon!
lolololololololololololol
As funny as ever :P
Chapter 18 coming now.
Carl the Dugtrio stopped for a minute and realized he has three heads. He asked the two other heads, "Do you have any bread?"
They responded in unison, "Do YOU have any bread?"
"Dang, you guys are too much like me," Carl replied. He had them amputated by a rail saw.
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 22, 2008, 04:40:27 PM
Chapter 18 coming now.
Carl the Dugtrio stopped for a minute and realized he has three heads. He asked the two other heads, "Do you have any bread?"
They responded in unison, "Do YOU have any bread?"
"Dang, you guys are too much like me," Carl replied. He had them amputated by a rail saw.
Now he is Diglett again.
Chapter 19 coming now.
Carl decided to try digging as deep as he could until he fell into a large cavern near the upper mantle, where he saw a large, cloaked figure in the shadows. He asked the large, cloaked figure, "Do you have any bread?"
The figure slowly responded, "You seek bread?"
"Yeah, if you have some, give it to me," Carl replied. They then fell into an awkward silence for a few days.
Chapter 20 coming soon!