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So, this guy just told me he loves me.

Started by Kayo, January 19, 2010, 01:28:54 PM

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Kayo

Ok, so there's this creepy guy who always follows me around and is annoying as intercourse . He just won't leave me alone. And whenever he talks to me he stats being a dick, swearing at me and stuff. But now, he just said that he loves me. The biggest problem here? I'm straight.

What do I do? What should I tell him? ;__;
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Magnum

Well, you could watch hours and hours of gay porn until you like the sight of penis'.

Or just tell him to intercourse  off.

Oh Vesperia, never change... never change

Kayo

Quote from: Magnum on January 19, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
Or just tell him to intercourse  off.
I like this idea better. He just won't leave me alone!!! D:
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Friendly Hostile

#3
Tell him you don't swing that way and he'd best work to get over you.  And don't take your sweet time doing so, or you're only going to let this get worse.

Gwen Khan

tell him to intercourse  off and the sooner the better

[spoiler]he probably thinks of you when he's fapping
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JrDude

Go to bed with him, he'll realize he's made a mistake afterward.
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Dude .

Kayo

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Mystic

Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 19, 2010, 03:25:09 PM
Go to bed with him, he'll realize he's made a mistake afterward.
I lol'd.

But really, set him up on a blind date with a friend.

Allegretto

Quote from: Magnum on January 19, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
Well, you could watch hours and hours of gay porn until you like the sight of penis'.
That was my idea :D.

I like Jrdude's idea.

Thirdkoopa

[spoiler][/spoiler]
Someone tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this ...And had creepy thoughts

As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Allegretto

Quote from: Third K on January 20, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
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Someone tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this ...And had creepy thoughts

As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
Nice, I noticed that as well  =3

Lotos

So is how you start off an awkward thread it seems?  I dunno.

Kayo

Quote from: Third K on January 20, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
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Someone tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this ...And had creepy thoughts

As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
"So" is an IRL word. :P
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Friendly Hostile

Quote from: Third K on January 20, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
I wouldn't necessarily go with telling him to screw off.  Just be frank and to the point.  You don't need to make him feel anymore idiotic than he probably already will.

Thirdkoopa

Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 20, 2010, 09:31:29 PM
I wouldn't necessarily go with telling him to screw off.  Just be frank and to the point.  You don't need to make him feel anymore idiotic than he probably already will.
Well yeah; by screw off I don't mean be that blunt. Just go "Oh, hey, I'm actually straight so yeah"
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"