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Started by Kilroy, March 06, 2010, 03:29:08 PM

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Kilroy

You wake up in a small pub, on the floor, covered in some sort of liquid. The place is booming with people, very loud and alive, hurting your ears. From your perspective, there is a bright light above you, to your left, what you assume to be the counter, and to your right, 5 tables, 4 of which have 6 people, the 5th has only 1.

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The Riddler

>Check Gender of Person Alone at Last Table

long commands ftw

Kilroy

Quote from: Riddler on March 06, 2010, 03:32:31 PM
>Check Gender of Person Alone at Last Table

long commands ftw
You manage to prop yourself up to see the person at the last table... it appears to be an older gentleman. He's wearing an old Green Beret... beret, a button-up shirt, slacks, sneakers, with a cigarette in his mouth, beer in one hand, paper in the other,  and my God, he has a magnificent beard.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

So_So_Man

>Steal the Older Gentleman's Magnificent Beard

Kilroy

Quote from: So_So_Man on March 06, 2010, 04:05:56 PM
>Steal the Older Gentleman's Magnificent Beard
You attempt to get up to steel said beard, but you fall over, writhing in pain. Your legs are weak, your back, stiff.

>INSERT COMMAND
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

The Riddler

>Crawl to Magnificent Beard Man, hereinafter known as MBM.

Kilroy

Quote from: Riddler on March 06, 2010, 05:02:52 PM
>Crawl to Magnificent Beard Man, hereinafter known as MBM.
You pathetically crawl to MBM's table, he eyes you eerily as you cry in pain. You finally arrive at his table, and pull yourself up to the other empty chair at the table.

>INSERT COMMAND
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

jnfs2014


Kilroy

Quote from: Jason Rose on March 06, 2010, 05:21:36 PM
>Remove pants
Your legs are too weak to stand, thus making it impossible to slide your pants off.

>INSERT COMMAND
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

JrDude

>yank out your tooth and give it to MGM, then ask with your mouth full of blood if he will trade it for his Magnificent Beard.
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Dude .

The Riddler

#10
>Ask MBM for pain killers.

Kilroy

Quote from: Riddler on March 06, 2010, 06:32:02 PM
>Ask MBM for pain killers.
"Excuse me... sir... d'you have any... painkillers?"

He eyes you again.

"Painkillers? Sonny, walk the pain off."

"Sir... I can't even stand..."

"I can fix that, boy."

He stares into your eyes, and slowly, they start to glow. His beard starts to emit a bluish aura, slowly moving towards your legs. The pain evaporates almost immediately.

"How... what... !?"

"Heh... you obviously ain't from around here, are you boy?"

"I don't even know where I am..."

"Don't worry, sonny, just call me Beardy."

"Birdy?"

"No, Beardy. Like a Beard, but with a Y thingamajig at the end."

"Alright... Why did you help me?"

"The Beard is benevolent."

"The... Beard?"

"THE BEARD!!!!"

"What the hell was that!?"

"It is I, The Beard! I know all, I do all, I AM all!"

"Why are you so angry!?"

"I AM NOT ANGRY, I AM MERELY SPEAKING IN MY NORMAL VOICE!"

"Alright... but now what?"

"That is up to the readers!"

"...readers?"

"Shit, Beard, you broke the fourth wall!"

"NO I DID NOT, YOU ARE HALLUCINATING."

After this... strange conversation, you decide to talk more with MBM.

>INSERT COMMAND
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Dog Food

I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Kilroy

Quote from: (K)ilo (J)oules on March 06, 2010, 07:07:57 PM
>Ask him where you are.
"Er... Beardy... where exactly are we?"

"Well, sonny, I ain't quite sure myself. Y'see, I woke up about 6 hours ago, sittin' right here in this pub. I ordered some booze, bought a pack of cigs, got today's paper, sat down, been sittin' here ever since."

"The paper doesn't say where we are?"

"Nope. Name of it is "The TIMES". Nothin' special, either. No mention of a location of any kind."

"How peculiar..."

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1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Kayo

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