The Confessions Thread

[L10]

I'm bluaki's lover.  :-*

kewl
i think

[bluaki]

I'm bluaki's lover.  :-*

Seriously? :O
I ♥ you :-*

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I have a secret identity.

A_A

[Daft Pink]

I stole cookiez from the cookie jar. I'm a bad boy. :( :'(

[JMV]

why

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why

Oh you know why  :-*

[Jono2]

I told you I knew paulie shore, but that's a lie, I don't know what I said that for.
I borrowed your chapstick from you (without asking).
I tried out your nosehair trimmers too.
your diamond ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one.
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
I've peed in your sink.
I used your toothbrush to clean the bathroom floor.
sometimes in private, i really like to dress up like shirley temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.
My boss thinks I'm a jerk
I didn't get that raise
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days.
When I'm kissing you, I fantasize you're a midget.
Sorry Debbie.

err,

Bridget.
I gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
that was not a cold sore.
I returned that birthday shirt for store credit.
I wasn't sick last week, I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic.

When i told you we were all out of rice krispies, what I meant was...

there were only enough left...

for me.

I'm sorry.

I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat.

there's more in part four.

[Triforceman22]

I pushed my sister down the stairs once... :P

and I....














































[spoiler]Like nintendo... :P[/spoiler]

[Pokesamrus]

I called jesus a drunkard and defied god, named myself god, and teased christians for there beliefs.

oops im going to nothingness!

[GROUCHO THE MIGHTY]

I called jesus a drunkard and defied god, named myself god, and teased christians for there beliefs.

oops im going to nothingness!

well to quote from a friend of mine: that is your oppinion.......to bad its wrong.

[TheAnonymusElmo]

I'm a chronic masturbator

[Mystic]

I know who shot Tupac.

[GROUCHO THE MIGHTY]

I'm a chronic masturbator

WHO ARE YOU???

[Qsmash]

One time I dropped Lichig0's toothbrush in the toilet and I didn't wash it off and then I watched him brush his teeth...









... Am I going to hell?

[sleepin_dude_99]

One time I dropped Lichig0's toothbrush in the toilet and I didn't wash it off and then I watched him brush his teeth...









... Am I going to hell?

hay i c wut u did thar