Have you almost died before???

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Where the heck were you where there was a black widow?

in my atic :-X

Shit! How did that kind of spider get in your attic!?

[Kilroy]

Where the heck were you where there was a black widow?

in my atic :-X

Shit! How did that kind of spider get in your attic!?

Magic, duh.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

Duh, you're a soldier.

Also, 950 HOURS of a dead MMO?

Yup, pretty sad huh? 950 hours of my life taken away.

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

more then a few? do tell...

Okay, a stray bullet came crashing down my room, missing me and my roomate by feet.
On tower gaurd, intercourse heads decided to try and motar a concrete tower. They missed. Been shot at durring patrols. Rpg missed the hummvie I was in by a few feet. I chocked on a chicken wing at the chow hall from laughing too hard.

That's it for now.

[Oren]

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

Duh, you're a soldier.

Also, 950 HOURS of a dead MMO?

Yup, pretty sad huh? 950 hours of my life taken away.

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

more then a few? do tell...

Okay, a stray bullet came crashing down my room, missing me and my roomate by feet.
On tower gaurd, f***heads decided to try and motar a concrete tower. They missed. Been shot at durring patrols. Rpg missed the hummvie I was in by a few feet. I chocked on a chicken wing at the chow hall from laughing too hard.

That's it for now.

wow....

[Miiman56]

Where the heck were you where there was a black widow?

in my atic :-X

s***! How did that kind of spider get in your attic!?

Magic, duh.

Stole my post :|

[Cecil_and_Kain]

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

Duh, you're a soldier.

Also, 950 HOURS of a dead MMO?

Yup, pretty sad huh? 950 hours of my life taken away.

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

more then a few? do tell...

Okay, a stray bullet came crashing down my room, missing me and my roomate by feet.
On tower gaurd, f***heads decided to try and motar a concrete tower. They missed. Been shot at durring patrols. Rpg missed the hummvie I was in by a few feet. I chocked on a chicken wing at the chow hall from laughing too hard.

That's it for now.

That would be really sad to go into war and face death every day; then die by choking on a chicken wing.

[Kilroy]

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

Duh, you're a soldier.

Also, 950 HOURS of a dead MMO?

Yup, pretty sad huh? 950 hours of my life taken away.

More than a few.
Don't get me started. xD

more then a few? do tell...

Okay, a stray bullet came crashing down my room, missing me and my roomate by feet.
On tower gaurd, f***heads decided to try and motar a concrete tower. They missed. Been shot at durring patrols. Rpg missed the hummvie I was in by a few feet. I chocked on a chicken wing at the chow hall from laughing too hard.

That's it for now.

That would be really sad to go into war and face death every day; then die by choking on a chicken wing.

I would hate to die that way

Just dodging death barely, then you laugh at a buddy's joke and you choke on your food.

[Tupin]

Ahh, that would have been an example of tragic irony.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Oh god that would be so intercourse ing sad it would be funny. xD

[Tupin]

Oh god that would be so intercourse ing sad it would be funny. xD

Once again.

Tragic irony.

Also, if the people you are with think that firing a mortar at a tower full of their own soldiers is funny, they have problems.

[Miiman56]

Oh god that would be so f***ing sad it would be funny. xD

Once again.

Tragic irony.

Also, if the people you are with think that firing a mortar at a tower full of their own soldiers is funny, they have problems.

I think thats funny :|

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Oh god that would be so intercourse ing sad it would be funny. xD

Once again.

Tragic irony.

Also, if the people you are with think that firing a mortar at a tower full of their own soldiers is funny, they have problems.

Oh, it wasn't U.S. firing motoars. It was the insurgents.

[Redpaige13]

When I was like.. 8-years-old, I was running around at the pool and slipped on some water.

Took a backward nose-dive.  I was out for about 3 minutes.

Does that count? >.>

[Hero_Of_Time1]

When I was like.. 8-years-old, I was running around at the pool and slipped on some water.

Took a backward nose-dive.  I was out for about 3 minutes.

Does that count? >.>

Yus D: So, you like, fell on your face?

[Redpaige13]

When I was like.. 8-years-old, I was running around at the pool and slipped on some water.

Took a backward nose-dive.  I was out for about 3 minutes.

Does that count? >.>

Yus D: So, you like, fell on your face?

I fell on the back of my head.