Destroy A Game/Apparently Vent About Games You Were Disappointed By

[Doodle]

Give one way to destroy a perfectly good game.
Give it the best online, but a 64 digit friend code that changes every week.

GO.

[Nayrman]

Copy OoT, but make it too easy, put pointless fetch quests, gimmicky motion controls, and a half-assed story...

OH WAIT...

[Titus Andronicus]

Copy OoT, but make it too easy, put pointless fetch quests, gimmicky motion controls, and a half-assed story...

OH WAIT...

Don't forget an oversized map that you won't use half of the time!

[Tupin]

Copy OoT, but make it too easy, put pointless fetch quests, gimmicky motion controls, and a half-assed story...

OH WAIT...

Don't forget an oversized map that you won't use half of the time!

Ooh, don't forget the emotionless characters that you can see their role in the story from a mile away!

[Nayrman]

Copy OoT, but make it too easy, put pointless fetch quests, gimmicky motion controls, and a half-assed story...

OH WAIT...

Don't forget an oversized map that you won't use half of the time!

Ooh, don't forget the emotionless characters that you can see their role in the story from a mile away!

There were no roles. Bulbax (or whatever the pig riding dude's name was) was only there for filler...
We could go on forever about TP alone...so I guess something else. (worst 3D Zelda, by far)

Let's see...
Take an exploration game, but make it beyond linear, add shoddy voice acting and side characters no one likes, and make at least two wholly uninteresting sections due to them practically being a straight path.

Oh wait... X_X;;

[Lotos]

Take brawl, remove online and SSE.

[Nayrman]

Take brawl, remove online and SSE.

actually I'd consider those improvements based on how bad both of them were... X_X;;

[Jono2]

expand on your previous smash hit by doing the exact same thing, except restricting ammo use, limiting exploration, implementing a damaging environment to discourage exploration, making 90% of the bosses easy and 10% unbeatable the first time through, use the same story that everyone else has used for the last 10 years, while not expanding at all on the one established in the previous title, making half of the game dreary, boring, and monotonous, add in an even bigger fetch quest than the previous game, except this time make it so that you can't collect them on the way

oh

wait.

I can do another one of these too! :D

[Zovistograt]

Make a game where you fly through extremely expansive and fantastic worlds and then force the player to be on a rail the whole time.

...I'm still annoyed at that.  I don't care if the original was like that too.  It's stupid.

[Silverhawk79]

Take an FPS, but add card-based elements!

[Doodle]

Take brawl, remove online and SSE.

actually I'd consider those improvements based on how bad both of them were... X_X;;

I actually kind of liked the SSE... :P
And the online was ok once you fixed up your connection. But it was still laggy if you did With Anyone matches.

[Nayrman]

Take brawl, remove online and SSE.

actually I'd consider those improvements based on how bad both of them were... X_X;;

I actually kind of liked the SSE... :P
And the online was ok once you fixed up your connection. But it was still laggy if you did With Anyone matches.

It's just laggy regardless...just not as much with friends because you know who you are connecting to. Too bad Nintendo won't actually pony up for some darn servers.
SSE was okay, it had it's moments but it was still just a generic beat 'em up. The boss battles were epic in a way.

[Tupin]

Oh, and here's a good one:
Take a game where the only reason someone would play it is that they could go fast and add team elements that require you to slow down, three unneeded difficulty levels, and add in a theme song to make it somewhat better.

[Nayrman]

Take Devil May Cry, but slap a black emo anthromorphic hedgehog's on it instead of Dante...

[Jono2]

Oh, and here's a good one:
Take a game where the only reason someone would play it is that they could go fast and add team elements that require you to slow down, three unneeded difficulty levels, and add in a theme song to make it somewhat better.

which one is that?


and come on, nobody got the MP2 reference? :\