SSBB Untamed

[SuperBrawler]

DISCLAIMER - I do not own any of these characters, except for Brad. They are all property of their respective owners.

EPISODE 1

MARIO - (singing to himself) Ravioli, ravioli, your taste is so holy! Spaghetti, spaghetti, you taste better than a yeti! Pizza, pizza, you smell better than-a feets-a! Lasagna, Lasagna.....hmmmm. (Begins to sing Weird Al's Lasagna song)

(Mario is then interrupted by Sonic, who's playing his boombox, singing one of his own songs)

SONIC - (Singing his SatAM theme song)

MARIO - Sonic! What's-a matta with you?! I was the middle of singing!

SONIC - Feh! All you sing about is italian food!

MARIO - And what's wrong with italian food?

SONIC - First of all, the only REAL food in this world is chili dogs!

(Wario appears)

WARIO - I beg to differ, blue spiky fool! Garlic is the way to go! It makes you super strong like Popeye!

SONIC - That's spinach, you idiot!

WARIO - Whatever, I'm the best Brawler in the world! Ha ha ha! And to prove it, pull my finger!

SONIC - Oh no! I know where this is headed! You're just gonna fart on us!

WARIO - No, I won't. Honest.

MARIO - Wario, you and honest can never be used in the same sentence.

WARIO - What's that supposed to mean?!

SONIC - Hey! What's that in the air?

MARIO - It looks like a funky ship!

WARIO - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

(The ship lands on top of Wario and out comes Donald Duck in his Kingdom Hearts garb)

DONALD - Hey! This isn't Destiny Islands! I've been had!

MARIO - Donald Duck?! What are YOU doing here? You're not in Super Smash Bros Brawl!

SONIC - Yeah, and you killed Wario, too.......well, on the other hand, you pretty much did us a favor. So, I guess we should be thanking you.

DONALD - (Looks at Wario's arm sticking out from under his ship) Uh-oh.

MARIO - Well, anyway, I know you did a lot of video games, but we can't have you in Brawl. Your company's gonna want lots of money.

SONIC - Well, I thought his game "QuackShot" was pretty cool.

MARIO - Yeah, but "PK Out of the Shadows" was a total bomb.

DONALD - BWAK! Don't remind me.

SONIC - So, Don. Can I call you Don? Where's Sora?

DONALD - Sora? He's the reason I'm here! He told me to go to Destiny Islands by taking a right past Wonderland! Where am I anyway?

SONIC - You're in the world of Super Smash Brothers Brawl, the best fighting game on the face of this planet! Best of all, third party characters are welcome.

MARIO - Yeah, but it's mostly for Nintendo characters. The only third party characters here so far are Sonic and...

(Snake comes out of nowhere and kicks Mario)

MARIO - MAMMA MIA!

SNAKE - In your face, Meatball! Hey! Who's the duck?

DONALD - WHAT?! You don't know who I am?! Why, I oughta...(Throws one of his signature tantrums)

SONIC - Calm down, will ya? Snake, this is Donald Duck. He's a famous cartoon character.

SNAKE - I don't watch cartoons. I have more important things to do with my life, like kicking butts.

SONIC - You must have had a really deprived childhood, haven't you, Snake?

SNAKE - I had a great childhood, thank you very much!

(Suddenly, Snake an incoming Codec call. It's the Colenol)

SNAKE - What is it, Colenol?

COLENOL - Snake, that's Donald Duck, a wizard from a world called Disney Castle!

SNAKE - A wizard? You mean he uses magic? But I don't believe in magic. Science is the way to go.

COLENOL - Don't underestimate him, Snake. He may be a duck, but he has quite a temper. He can use a wide range of magic.

SNAKE - Like I said, magic is a bunch of mumbo-jumbo!

COLENOL - Whatever, Snake. You suck! Why did I even hire you in the first place?

SNAKE - Because of my good looks!

COLENOL - Oy! I'm out of here!

(The call ends)

DONALD - So, you don't believe in magic, huh? (Pulls out his staff)

SNAKE - What kind of a wand is that?! (Laughs)

DONALD - Hey! What's so funny?!

MARIO - What's going on?

SONIC - Donald and Snake are about to brawl!

DONALD - FIRE!

(A fireball hits Snake, but he is not affected)

SNAKE - Ha! Fire-proof suit!

DONALD - Huh?! Oh yeah? BLIZZARD!

(An iceball hits Snake, but he is still not affected)

SNAKE - Ice-proof, too.

DONALD - Doggone it! THUNDER!

(A bolt of lighting hits Snake, and yet again, nothing happens)

SNAKE - Did I mention it's made a rubber?

DONALD - (Loses his temper) This staff is useless!

(Donald tosses the staff at Snake, which hits him where the sun don't shine, causing Snake excrutiating pain)

SNAKE - (Groaning in pain) Why me?!

(Snake falls off the edge of a cliff and hits the bottom)

MARIO - How sad. Snake lost to a Disney character.

DONALD - Oh boy oh boy! I won!

(Wario recovers from being squashed by Donald's ship)

WARIO - What happened? Who owns this ship? I'll sue whoever squashed me!

SONIC - Er...Mario did it!

MARIO - What?! I did not! It was....

WARIO - Prepare to feel the awesome wrath of my manly aroma!

(Wario rips the biggest fart on Mario, but Mario pulls out a big fan and it blows toward Wario, knocking him out)

WARIO - Aggh!! (Faints)

(Suddenly, the words "WARNING: CHALLENGER APPROACHING" appear! It's a completely original character named Brad, a young teen who wants to be the Brawl Master)

BRAD - Someday, I'm gonna master the art of Brawl!

SONIC - Oh, no! It's some lame original character! What was the author thinking?

MARIO - SONIC! We need any moments of clarity!

(Snake appears again)

SNAKE - So, you're Brad, huh? Well, you're no match for me! HYAH!

(Snake kicks Brad off-screen)

SNAKE - I win! HA HA! Konami rules!

(Samus appears in her Zero Suit)

SAMUS - Hey, guys. Have you seen my mechanical suit? I need it to fight Ridley.

(Captain Falcon appears in his Blue Falcon car)

FALCON - Oh yeah! Samus without her suit! Show me your moves, baby! AWOOO!!!

SAMUS - Ugh! Get away from me, you creep!

FALCON - I'll creep up behind you and give you a little surprise. OH YEAH!

SAMUS - I've got a surprise for you!

(Samus pulls out her gun and repeatedly shoots Falcon's car engine, causing to explode and send Falcon flying off in a distance)

SAMUS - Pervert. Well, bye. (Takes off)

FALCON - Her clothes!

(Samus gives a severe beating for saying that)

MARIO - Mamma mia. What a weird day.

(Meanwhile, the evil Tabuu appears before the rejected Mewtwo)

TABUU - Mewtwo, do my bidding for me and I will see to it that you get your revenge for not being chosen for Brawl! I want you to KILL ALL THE OFFICIAL BRAWLERS!!!! Oh, and on your way, can you pick a 12-pack of Mountain Dew? I'm thirsty.

MEWTWO - It will be my pleasure....to kill everyone, that is. Especially Lucario, who completely stole my moves and made them his own! The reign of Mewtwo will soon begin!

TABUU - And maybe some potato chips, too. Sour Cream and Onion.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

[Light]

1) Script format FTL.

2) I'm not a fan of comedy fics.

3) You misspelled "Colonel".

With that being said, your so called "fanfic" is... I'd have to say unoriginal, especially around these parts. I've seen some sort of this variation with senseless comedy and weird goings-on in the background of the real "plot". Honestly, not my cup of tea. But hey, that's just ME.

[SuperBrawler]

Well, LightningSword. I appreciate your honesty about this story. However, I am not one to let a little thing like constructive critisim discourage me. I'll just keep this story going. Thanks for pointing out any mispelled words and all that.

[Light]

Well, LightningSword. I appreciate your honesty about this story. However, I am not one to let a little thing like constructive critisim discourage me. I'll just keep this story going. Thanks for pointing out any mispelled words and all that.

I'm glad you said that. Some people bat away my constructive criticism, and their fic fails completely. I'm glad you accepted some of it, though, and I'm especially happy that you are not discouraged by this. Kudos to you.