Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[DededeCloneChris]

GGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! :-\

[Triforce_Luigi]

What?

[DededeCloneChris]

Read the 2 last comments in page 5. :(

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh.

[Geno]

I'm sorry but this fan fic looks like it was made by a 10 year old  :(

i know!! its kinda hard to read but its not his fault. English isn't his first language.

I'm just talking about the attempt at humor.

[Water ☮]

I'm sorry but this fan fic looks like it was made by a 10 year old  :(

i know!! its kinda hard to read but its not his fault. English isn't his first language.

I'm just talking about the attempt at humor.

well i'm not taking it back so whatever... i do like the plot if that helps.

[DededeCloneChris]

I'm sorry but this fan fic looks like it was made by a 10 year old  :(

i know!! its kinda hard to read but its not his fault. English isn't his first language.

I'm just talking about the attempt at humor.

well i'm not taking it back so whatever... i do like the plot if that helps.

Thanks, if you re-write the errors, please do it. ;)

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 6: The Snake, the hedgehog, the ninja teams, the boy, the pervy sage, the hokage, the evil plan, the lazy, the furious, the chameleon, the bee, the crocodile, the pig, the fox, the echidna, the other hedgehog, yet still the female hedgehog, the dog, the rabbit, the bat, the weird sensei, the shocked assistant, the false flying pig and the person who's name is after a Pokemon

Espio.

Espio: What a great village! Full of ninjas, kid who are ninjas, training sites, techniques to use, this is the paradise! I'm so happy! *Echoes*

Charmy: *Above of a tree* Guess this is his happy place in the world.

Team 3.

Sound Ninja: Ugh *faints*

Tenten: What did you found?

Ino: Well, they are set to attack us in the sunset, and they are 200!

Neji: What? We need to stop them and fast!

Choji: How can we do that?

Neji: Like this, I'm going to use my Byakugan, and the ninjas who are of the sound, I'll tell you to attack them, got it?

Tenten, Ino and Choji: Got it!

Neji: Let's go!...........There! There! There!

Choji: HUMAN BOULDER!

Ino: Take this!

Tenten: RISING TWIN DRAGONS!

Team 4.

Gaara: SAND COFFING!

Temari: WIND SLASH!

Kiba: THEY ARE THERE TOO! FANG OVER FANG!............I NEED AKAMARU FOR THIS!

Kankuro: THERE!

Team 1.

Sakura: Ok, let's get back to work!

Naruto: Alright, here we go!

Shino: Hinata, use your Byakugan.

Hinata: O-o-ok...............BYAKUGAN!

Naruto: See anything weird?

Hinata: Not yet, wait, defeate those ninjas from there!

Shino: Hm, let's do this. *Bugs appear from Shino and then attack the ninjas*

Naruto: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAA!!!!!

Sakura: *Throws Shurikens*

Hinata: *Uses the gentle fist to the enemies*

Team 2.

Akamaru: WOOF! *Points to the hidden ninjas*

Shikamaru: SHADOW POSSESION JUTSU!!! *Shadows lurks and got the ninjas* Got ya. *Do a half backflip and for a odd reason, the ninjas were in front of the walls, knocking them*

Akamaru: WOOF! *Points to a group of 5*

Sasuke: *Activates Sharingan* PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU!

Sound Ninjas: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akamaru: WOOF! *Points to a group of 4*

Rock Lee: *Punch everyone in the group at blinding speed*

Sound Ninjas: UUUUFFFF! AAAHHH!!! AAAAOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!1

Akamaru: WOOF, WOOF! *Points to a group of 10*

Lucas: PK FLASH!

Sound Ninjas: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Fly away*

Sasuke: Hmph, good move.

Rock Lee: I agree.

Lucas: Thanks! * :)*

3 hours later, after loud screamings all over the village like "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" and "HHHEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!"...

In front of the Hokage building.

Shikamaru: Everyone, how it go?

Temari: Our group got 70.

Sasuke: 50

Sakura: 40

Neji: 38

Shikamaru: And how many needs to be?

Ino: I was in a sound Ninja's mind and it's says 200.

Naruto: Wait, that means there are 12 left?

Shino: No, you retard, 2 left. *Naruto get's angry*

Hinata: T-t-then where are they?

?: Right here!

All: Huh? *Looks above the hokage building*

Kabuto: Long time no see, Naruto.

Naruto: Kabuto........

Orochimaru: How pathetic, you all have failed to frustrate my plan.

Sasuke: And why?

Orochimaru: *Holds Tsunade and Shisune with Ton-ton fainted*

Tenten: YOU JERKS! REALESE TSUNADE, NOW!

Orochimaru: I think is not posible for the mome- *Tsunade and Shisune with Ton-ton bodys disappear leaving smoke* What?

?: Do you think it's so easy to get me unguarded?

Kabuto: Where is she?

Naruto: GRANDMA TSUNADE! WHERE ARE YOU!?

Tsunade: *Yells at everybody in the village with a super high voice and super angry too* DON'T CALL ME LIKE THAT, NARUTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic and the others fall from a tree that just were in the middle of the groups.

Lucas: AAAHHHHH, YOU AGAIN!

Chris: Sorry, tomorrow will be longer, I need to rest!

[Geno]

Naruto and Smash bros. dont mix

and all the ninjas are out of character

[DededeCloneChris]

Naruto and Smash bros. dont mix

and all the ninjas are out of character

Hey, this has the title "Crazyness" what did you expect for? Math?

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 7: Don't make Sakura mad, seriously, you gotta see her Inner Sakura in Clash of Ninja Revolution!

Previously in this fan fic.

Darth Vader: I'm your father.

Sonic: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FATHER!!!!!

Chris: WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING HERE?! PUT THE RIGHT CHAPTER!

Present time.

Kakashi: Hi, did we miss something here?

Asuma: I hear a riot was going on here.

Kurenai: No, you didn't, you heard the Hokage Super High Voice that was echoing all over the village and then we came over here.

Kiba: Kurenai sensei! (Chris: I really never heard Kiba said sensei, do you?)

Ino: Asuma sensei!

Sakura: Kakashi sensei!

Rock Lee: GUY SENSEI!!!

Neji: Lee, he isn't he-

Might Guy: Sorry, I'm late!

Neji: Never mind.

Kakashi: What is exactly happening here?

Lucas: I can tell you. First this started when *I use the tape to rewind the entire explanation of Lucas, because that will make me write all the story again (Thank god Shikamaru teached me to be lazy)* and then we are in this problem.

Kakashi: Hmm, can you tell me again please? I was reading my book.

Kabuto: You didn't!

Kakashi: Yes I did.

All of them, also Sonic group: NO, YOU DIDN'T!

Lucas: *Sigh* okay, this-

Chris: REWIND THE TAPE!

Lucas: And now we have this problem, got it?!

Kakashi: Hmmmmmmmmmm, yes.

All: HURRAY!

Kakashi: Shall we begin?

Lucas: Oh, sorry, where I was, oh yeah, AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU AGAIN!!!

Sonic: Time to get my reveng-

Orochimaru: Sorry, we came first here.

Kabuto: Let's do our escape!

Orochimaru: Right. *Escapes with Kabuto*

Tsunade: GET THEM! *all of them were chasing Orochimaru to the Third Training Field (Where is the Ninja Memorial Rock) but, back in the Hokage building*

Shisune: Ton-Ton, guard this place when Lady Tsunade is not here! *Dissapears*

Ton-Ton: Oink!

Rouge: Oooh, what we have here? Jewels!

Ton-Ton: OINK! OINK!

Rouge: Hmm? Get lost, piggy.

Ton-Ton: OOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNKKKKK!!!!!!! *Attacks Rouge with many ninja skills that normal pigs will never do, sending her flying*

Rouge: ROUGE THE BAT IS BLASTING OFF FOR THE FIRST TIMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!*Blinks*

*Back in the Third Training field*

Kabuto: Dang! We're surrounded!

Orochimaru: SUMMONING JUTSU! *A giant Snake appears*

Tenten: WHAT THE?!

Ino: HELL?!

Sakura: IS THAT?!

Lucas: Is a big snake, duh.

Tenten: Oh, right, sorry.

Sonic: Don't forget about us!...........HEY! WHERE DID TAILS, ROUGE, CREAM AND AMY GO?!

Shadow: The are shopping, there was a mart close to us and Rouge was entering some building.

Sonic: Ugh, great, well, that doesn't matter, we are still fine!

Knuckles: Humph, I leaving.

Sonic: They are saying "you're a Chicken"

Knuckles: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: Great, we have 3 freacks, a big Snake and 2 S-class villains againts us.

Rock Lee: That's doesn't really matter.

Hinata: W-w-why?

Rock Lee: 'Cause we are more!

*22, Jiraiya was still "guarding" the hot springs*

Naruto: Yeah, let's do this!

The good guys: YYYEEAAHH!!! *Rarely, Hinata said that too, without the shyness*

The bad guys: ATTACK!!!!

Chris: Thus, the big battle was starting, but I'm lazy to describbing battles, so, I'll tell you what happened in few words, the ninjas and Lucas were badly damaged, the bad guys were still fine, that was a bad signal, but, fortunalely, Naruto summoned Gamabunta above the big snake, killing him instantly, Orochimaru and Kabuto escaped from the battle, so did Gamabunta, leaving complaining about to be summoned by a little "Shrimp", but the only who were left was Sonic, Knuckles and Shadow.

Sonic: Ha ha ha ha! You're too weak for defeat us! You're finished!

Naruto: (Hmm, I have an idea) I dare you and your comrades to touch Sakura breast! *Hopefully, Sakura was fainted by the moment, Lucas and Naruto were the only ones standing, Kakashi leaved because he wanted to see if his team were going to do it well, also the other Jonin with Tsunade and Shisune*

Knuckles: That is it? How pathetic!

Shadow: But is a good idea to hear you foe last wish and do it before you kill him.

Sonic: Gr, fine, also, I wanted to do this to Amy too.

Knuckles: (WTF?)

Chris: The 3 of them touched Sakura's breast, the only thing they didn't know was going to give them extreme pain.

Sakura: *Suddenly awakes with a super mad face* GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Inner Sakura appears from Sakura's back, ready to attack with her fist's power*

Knuckles: Sonic? *Terrified*

Sonic:......Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes? *Terrified*

Knuckles: We're doomed, right?*Terrified*

Shadow: *Amazingly, he was also terrified too* Totally!

Sakura: CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *If you see Super Inner Sakura from clash of ninja Revolution, you already know what will happen, but I'll tell you anyway, she punched the 3 guys and sended them in mid-air, then Sakura charged her fists and when they were about to land in "safe" earth, SAKURA ATTACKED THEM BEFORE THEY COULD REACH THE SOIL WITH A FLURRY OF 1000 PUNCHES! The image of Inner Sakura was able to be see, with a super mad face too, they all suffered in extreme pain, yelling for help, Sakura proceeded to, while they were being punched severely, to break their ribs, arms, legs and face, they totally were in the reincarnation of a worse hell by a girl, and then Sakura finished them by doing 2 kicks in the air, sending them far away!* GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!

Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles:*Flying away and crying* MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!*Blinks*

Lucas: *TOO WAY TERRIFIED AND HORRORIZED, he was also peeing his shorts*

Jiraiya: *Who was seeing all the show* Man, that girl is a second Tsunade!

The next day.....

[Triforce_Luigi]

Cha! Go inner Sakura!

[thunderhero4]

wow, and u tell me to clean up my interviews...it was funny though....

[DededeCloneChris]

NEVER PISS OFF SAKURA! :O :D

[thunderhero4]

NEVER PISS OFF SAKURA! :O :D

wow, never thought id hear you say dat....the piss word i mean...even though you are correct! :D