Make a Wish at a Price

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but my wish induced death doesn't come for another year.

I wish that Santa existed.

[JrDude]

Wish failed, Santa does exist, every year he changes looks a little bit and sometimes changes race too to make the other raced children not feel offended, he is also sometimes in more than 1 place at once, you will find him in malls and begging for money on the corner.

I wish the spoiler tags worked.

[SkyMyl]

Wish failed, Santa does exist, every year he changes looks a little bit and sometimes changes race too to make the other raced children not feel offended, he is also sometimes in more than 1 place at once, you will find him in malls and begging for money on the corner.

I wish the spoiler tags worked.

I doubted Santa for a post there...PLEASE FORGIVE ME SANTA ;_;

Oh, and granted. But the forums break and nothing can be recovered from it. Again.

I wish that allergies didn't exist.

[JrDude]

Wish granted, but Santa reads your previous post and gives you coal, he also steals your other presents and replaces them with coal, he also steals your sofa and replaces that with a white stain stuck on your pillow next to your face's spot that was created while you slept.

I wish Mario Mario was real.

[Thirteenthorder]

Wish granted, but Santa reads your previous post and gives you coal, he also steals your other presents and replaces them with coal, he also steals your sofa and replaces that with a white stain stuck on your pillow next to your face's spot that was created while you slept.

I wish Mario Mario was real.

Granted, but he mistakes you for a Goomba and gives you a concussion.

I wish I had the Triforce.

[phatyo]

Why make such a depressing thread?

[SkyMyl]

Because it's fun?

Anyway, I wish my room was clean.

[darkmario]

 Granted. Everything in your room has mysteriously vanished.

I wish for another snow day tomorrow.

[JrDude]

Granted, but all of your doors and windows vanish.

I wish I was the Hero of Time.

[RaceDrv709]

GRANTED. but you have to sumo wrestle with Link to become the new Hero of Time.

I wish that I wasn't always treated like an outcast.

[Allegretto]

GRANTED. but you have to sumo wrestle with Link to become the new Hero of Time.

I wish that I wasn't always treated like an outcast.

Granted but you must live away from any possible human contact for 10 years.

I wish I could go inside of an online game such as 'The World'

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted but you must live away from any possible human contact for 10 years.

I wish I could go inside of an online game such as 'The World'

It sucks there and you are now stuck inside forever.

I wish I had a Death Note.

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but it only works once.
I wish this place were more active.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but it only works once.
I wish this place were more active.

Just once is all I need. >=)

This place becomes infested with spam and n00bs, and I leave. Forever.

I wish these stupid nails didn't prevent me from forming a proper fist/throwing one of my beastly punches. 

[jnfs2014]

Granted, but you cannot throw beastly punches anymore.

I wish no one posted below me until Friday, December 11th, at 8 o'clock PM Eastern.