This is a thread for rhyming and poetic awesomity.
Today we get to vent our anger or fake anger with a game I call Rhyme Shiz.
Poetically, you attack, chat with, reply, or insult users. I suggest attack. You must use a functional rhyme scheme. Well, it least as functional as Blaziken's emo gland. Rhyming is imperative. If you don't rhyme, you are dumb.
For example:
Totla is a whore.
His only purpose is to score.
Whatever his peepee was made to do,
It certainly is able to intercourse a vagoo.
Like your mom's, who is a Jew.
Super made this strange poem thread today
He thinks people will attempt to rhyme well.
But he does not realize there is no way
That people would want to take the time, hell
Couplets, nevermind a single sonnet
Are way too hard for NSiders to write
I don't see how you can think we're on it
And want to write something, however light.
I'd like to think NSiders would flock here
And write wonderful poetry for us
But I'm pretty sure they're wrapped up in fear
Of actually attempting to rhyme...it's nuts!
I wish someone would be profound and rhyme
But I doubt you'll see it happen in your time.
Zov, don't be so rude.
It's not like these people have a choice not to stop webcamming nude.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on June 19, 2008, 04:46:27 AM
Zov, don't be so rude.
It's not like these people have a choice not to stop webcamming nude.
If you're going to rhyme, be careful with your structure
The rhyming lines should be similar, or else the poem will rupture.
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:49:34 AM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on June 19, 2008, 04:46:27 AM
Zov, don't be so rude.
It's not like these people have a choice not to stop webcamming nude.
If you're going to rhyme, be careful with your structure
The rhyming lines should be similar, or else the poem will rupture.
It's five in the morning,
Though thanks for the warning.
Fat cat.
Quote from: Byte on June 19, 2008, 02:15:19 PM
Fat cat.
That's all you can do?
What a shame, I thought better of you.
Next time try to compose a more clever rhyme.
Frankly, that was a waste of time.
I don't know what is worse.
This thread, or that verse.
I just want to talk about games
instead of rhyming using names
Like Superkool, Zovi, or Byte.
Lets make Peace, am I right?
I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:26:52 PM
I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay
This thread scared me away.
Quote from: JrDude on June 19, 2008, 04:36:09 PM
This thread scared me away.
thats not a nice thing to say
SHUT UP! I don't want to stay.
I just want to run and play.
But for some reason, I came back.
No reason to call Mack.
Quote from: JrDude on June 19, 2008, 04:41:38 PM
SHUT UP! I don't want to stay.
I just want to run and play.
But for some reason, I came back.
No reason to call Mack.
Who said that I called him?
I rarely act out on a whim
It's not like we're being rude
Besides, your rhymes are most crude
Shut up dude.
I do what I want.
Unless I wanna join a monster hunt.
Quote from: Nayrman on June 19, 2008, 04:34:43 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:26:52 PM
I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay
I still don't get why gay is a modern insult
How did "happy" and "homosexual" lead to such a result?
Perhaps the association with being different and being bad?
I think that's bigotry, and people are still idiots, it's sad.
Whoa, I got all serious there, sorry, won't happen again
From the discussion about political correctness I shall abstain.
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 19, 2008, 04:34:43 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:26:52 PM
I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay
I still don't get why gay is a modern insult
How did "happy" and "homosexual" lead to such a result?
Perhaps the association with being different and being bad?
I think that's bigotry, and people are still idiots, it's sad.
Whoa, I got all serious there, sorry, won't happen again
From the discussion about political correctness I shall abstain.
Not going to debate, that is most wise
Or else we'd be fighting until we see the sun rise.
As I've said often before, america is dumb
Our brains are about hte size of a crumb.
It's just the way things are, I'm sure they'll pass.
And it appears JrDude is being an ass
Fuck you
You jew
Once there was an odd cow
The farmer man had named him Wow
That's all I've really got
Shall I go get shot? (D: )
Quote from: Linkfan71 on June 19, 2008, 05:30:04 PM
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
I'm afraid you've been thrown in the can.
Now prepare to be feel a ban.
Quote from: Linkfan71 on June 19, 2008, 05:30:04 PM
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Get the intercourse out
For I will surely pout
I have a feeling in my gut
That you were supposed to say "Frosted Butts"
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z170/NS_lotos/636px-Frostedbutts.jpg)
What one earth are you thinking!?
Is this some kind of joke!?
Nobody here can even rhyme!
So turn on the telly and get some coke.
Why would you make such a thing?
Wasting precious moments of your day making this thread.
So stupid, you're obviously very tired.
Please get off, and go to bed!
And what is THIS?
There's rhyming in this post!!
You're not so uselss after all!
Now, get me some toast!
...
I'm still wating for my precious toast!
You're not a good lacky or a slave!
And you look like a hobo, smelly and yucky.
Take a shower and for crying out loud, SHAVE!
Quote from: Nayrman on June 19, 2008, 04:50:19 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 19, 2008, 04:34:43 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:26:52 PM
I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay
I still don't get why gay is a modern insult
How did "happy" and "homosexual" lead to such a result?
Perhaps the association with being different and being bad?
I think that's bigotry, and people are still idiots, it's sad.
Whoa, I got all serious there, sorry, won't happen again
From the discussion about political correctness I shall abstain.
Not going to debate, that is most wise
Or else we'd be fighting until we see the sun rise.
As I've said often before, america is dumb
Our brains are about hte size of a crumb.
It's just the way things are, I'm sure they'll pass.
And it appears JrDude is being an ass
I'm not an ass, I'm just trying to rhyme.
But not anymore, I don't have the time.
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on June 19, 2008, 06:34:01 PM
What one earth are you thinking!?
Is this some kind of joke!?
Nobody here can even rhyme!
So turn on the telly and get some coke.
Why would you make such a thing?
Wasting precious moments of your day making this thread.
So stupid, you're obviously very tired.
Please get off, and go to bed!
And what is THIS?
There's rhyming in this post!!
You're not so uselss after all!
Now, get me some toast!
...
I'm still wating for my precious toast!
You're not a good lacky or a slave!
And you look like a hobo, smelly and yucky.
Take a shower and for crying out loud, SHAVE!
Whoa, that was quite a long one.
Maybe rhyming could be fun.
I made the best poem this year in Writing classes and I had words that rhymed with Sanjaya. It was pretty awesome.
"...the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood
the rest saw their better
It was Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater!"
I know its old but it popped into my head :P