This is a thread for rhyming and poetic awesomitiness.
Today we get to vent our anger, or fake anger, with a game I call Rhyme Shiz.
It's back in black, by the way.
Anyway, you poetically attack, chat with, reply, or insult users. You have to use a functional rhyme scheme.
When I say functional, I mean functional. Not retarded and racist, like that n_gger Blaziken.
Rhyming is imperative. If you don't rhyme, you are automatically Blaziken.
For example:
Bluaki is a hairy guy,
Who thinks his manliness is a lie.
His balls are beyond huge.
He is capable of a mighty splooge.
Superkool is super whack
What a joke, he's such a hack
Making fun of the negro race
I think a Blood should knife his face
Well, greetings, SUPERKOOl.
You know, you should go to the pool.
Everyone there is quite cool.
Despite the lies of every last fool.
There once was a man named Silver
Who could never quite deliver
When he puts his hand upon something
He'll break it because he's a mei ling
And always we wait for the awesome man
His name is Vaatix, ruler with the Ban
To come along and spend his time
Fixing Silver's mistake, with a rhyme.
Silver must be a bear,
For he does not care
When he breaks the internet
Though he is no real threat.
HTA is a intercourse ing whack
What a joke, he's a wimpy hack
Making fun of SUPERKOOL
I think a knife should cut his tool.
There once was a tool name Moriarty
Who thought his rhymes were quite arty
But there was one little thing
That didn't quite ring
What the hell is a mei ling? :|
There once was a mei ling named Silver
Who had no idea that he was a beaver.
He couldn't even look up a word
Showing he's not even as smart as a terd.
Too bad his recent rhyme was just proof
That he is a mei ling and a real big doof.
Super is a necromancer of threads
His actions so acute as to snap people's heads
I just don't see why one such as him would stoop so low, again,
To insult the likes of people such as Blaziken.
There once was a bear named Moriarty
Who couldn't rhyme worth poop
He thought his poems were hearty
But they really weren't a hit
in conclusion
intercourse you lol
As I strolled along the street
by turn of fate I was to meet
A man named Moriarty, so bold and true
who had slain many bears, almost 342
But as I watched he did something quite surreal
for he had a bear that he was teaching to heel
Worse came to worse and the bear he was trying to tame
violated his backside, he was never the same
There's now a dead man named Silver
Who couldn't rhyme his way out of Denver.
Yet again with his recent work
He shows his stupidity like a darn Turk.
He couldn't even rhyme anything with "conclusion"
Poor sap used "intercourse you", what a terrible illusion.
And on top of that his Ad Hominem attack
Is a bad logical fallacy; what a bad flak.
What a terrible thing to occurr
That HTA thought he saw a purr
He saw of no such thing with a bear
For Moriarty does no such thing there.
HTA knows not, until now,
That Moriarty has multiple clones; more than he should allow.
Because of these clones
He need not a phone
As the bears are often distracted
By the clones he has enacted.
So thusly HTA saw Moriarty not
But did see his 32nd clone, TROT
He did his duty and befriended the bears for the cause
To retrieve more information without a pause.
This should be splendid news to anyone against the bears
Or anyone that has even the smallest of cares.
Moriarty has indeed slain bears of the amount of 342,
But many do not know that he killed that many in a single blow - which is true.
He needs now to end his poetic masterpiece
To go off and fight more bears for peace.
Quote from: Moriarty on September 21, 2008, 07:08:12 PM
There's now a dead man named Silver
Who couldn't rhyme his way out of Denver.
Yet again with his recent work
He shows his stupidity like a darn Turk.
He couldn't even rhyme anything with "conclusion"
Poor sap used "intercourse you", what a terrible illusion.
And on top of that his Ad Hominem attack
Is a bad logical fallacy; what a bad flak.
DENVER AND SILVER BARELY RHYME
YOUR POOR SKILLS ARE A CRIME
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
YET MY RHYMES ARE SUBLIME
What a funny joke!
Silver, ye ol' bloke!
You have no side
Just that my rhymes abide!
You admit they rhyme
And are in time,
So your stance is useless
And your attempts fruitless!
Silver is a man to the best of our knowledge,
and yet he barely got into college.
NSFCD is a forum he likes to break,
if only he would stay out of the CP panel for goodness sake.
With what I have said,
Silver will soon be dead.
There once was Vaatix.
He didn't care to rhyme.
I hate those that lie,
I laugh at people who cry.
Those that purposely irritate me,
Are stricken with fear and decide to flee.
I'll take you down,
Faster then the speed of sound.
It's eerie how ominous this thread has become.
Similar to a nun drinking tub-loads of rum.
I never saw it coming that a bear would infiltrate.
Vaatix's presence, however, did annihilate.
Luckily now all is won.
Except for the fact that the nun weighs a ton.
Too bad for vaatix
Not rhyming like a fool
These suckers are like automatics
Takin' out such a tool
These rhymes be cool
Unlike your sweater of wool
Let this become your rhyme to mold
cause you just been told
I despise rap
now off to go fap
<3... jk about the fapping though <,< I've got school in a few, wrote this in between sets working out