Your most perverted moment?

[Insane Asylum]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

[LegacyStrike]

In English this girl with a really nice arse leans over to write out a bathroom pass and her panties show'd. I looked  :P

cant you just butt? arse is lame :P anyways, weak, unless you have a great birds eye view.

let me tell you, it was fine.

wow. Pics please lol :P is she hot or not?

Bangin' butt. It's haut.  ;)

[Mystic]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

[Insane Asylum]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

I drink a lot of Protein Shakes.

Berries and Cream?

There's certainly cream in there if that's what you want to call it.

[Joe Kid]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

He he he.

[Insane Asylum]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

[Pokesamrus]

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

awww oh so lucky. Well, what happened with the GF?

[LegacyStrike]

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

Very Nice, Very Nice.

[Mystic]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

We're talking about YOU, not a strap on.

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

Make up sex.

[PhilliesPhan]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

That's just immature.

What's the matter, didn't you ever have a real "hole" :| :D :|

[LegacyStrike]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

We're talking about YOU, not a strap on.

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

Make up sex.

Best Answer.

[Joe Kid]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

We're talking about YOU, not a strap on.

Ha! :P

[Pokesamrus]

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

awww oh so lucky. Well, what happened with the GF?

she didnt care TOO much...but I DID get lectured

did you take notes? Or will you fail the class and do it again the next day lol?

[LegacyStrike]

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

awww oh so lucky. Well, what happened with the GF?

she didnt care TOO much...but I DID get lectured

"Next time trying to do a little more then stare."

[Totla]

Every moment I'm living.