Corrupt a Wish

[Allegretto]

Granted but you can't play it.

I wish I had the Geass.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but you lose control of it and explode into a bloody pulp for no apparent reason.

I wish I got a pea.

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

Granted, but the pea is lost,you get mysterious back pains each night, and cannot see anything under your mattress that could be causing the pain

I wish i could get money for free without worrying about all possible legal forms that will try to prosecute me

[Neerb]

Granted, but what you didn't account for is ILlegal forms, and it all gets taken by pirates.

I wish for 5 strips of bacon.

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but what you didn't account for is ILlegal forms, and it all gets taken by pirates.

I wish for 5 strips of bacon.

Granted, but they're burnt to a crisp and unenjoyable.
I wish I had $20.

[Rayquarian]

Greanted, but the money is locked in a safe, which is then thrown deep into the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I had a beautiful and sexy and completely loyal servant girl/companion who'd stay by my side for all eternity. (What I really wish for is an uncorruptable wish, but wishing for that would be easy to corrupt)

[Shujinco2]

Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish I could get a good control scheme going for Daggerfall.

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but you break both your hands before you get to play it.
I wish I were a great programmer.

[Kayo]

Granted, but you become stranded on a deserted island and can't use your programming skills.

I wish for three more wishes.

[JrDude]

Granted, these 3 wishes are yours to grant to somebody else, you will get 3 more wishes until someone wishes for you to be free or wishes to take your place, until then here's a lamp for you to live in for the rest for your undying life, there's no air conditioning and no heater and you can't use magic while inside it, the lamp must be rubbed by hands for a good whole minute until you are released from it. I'm just gonna throw this lamp in the exact center of the garbage dump and you'll be set.

I wish I could fly!

[Shujinco2]

*Resists making a Twisted Metal reference*

Granted, you can now fly 1 inch off the ground, really REALLY slowly.

I wish pirated games would actually work on the internet.

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but only 2 people actually play it now, and they're both never online.
I wish I had more music.

[Tupin]

Granted, but it's all on wax cylinders.

I wish that Sonic 2006 was good.

[Neerb]

Granted, but then the creators die so every game afterward is even worse than the original 06.

I wish for Sonic Colors for Wii.

[JrDude]

Granted, you now have a copy of Sonic Colors for your Wiiwii, aka your penis. It goes into the tip and you can play it in your mind. Corruption: It's very painful to put in.

I wish I had awesome super powers.