The Official Post-Your-Picture-So-We-Can-Stalk-You Thread

[Dog Food]

FOUR HOURS BEFORE PROM NIGHT.
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That's right, I'm dating a guy with a black hole for a face. Beat that, intercourse ers.[/spoiler]
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I'm leaning against someone, in case you thought that pose looked awkward or crooked or something.[/spoiler]

[K-Cee]

...so it's finally happened. even blacks are ashamed of blacks now.

haha... no. I'm not even really black. I'm white, black, native american, and german.

[SkyMyl]

Why is a girl wearing a suit?

Ouch.

FOUR HOURS BEFORE PROM NIGHT.
[spoiler][/spoiler]
[spoiler]
That's right, I'm dating a guy with a black hole for a face. Beat that, intercourse ers.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
I'm leaning against someone, in case you thought that pose looked awkward or crooked or something.[/spoiler]

Holy dskfldgs.
I can't compete with black hole face.
You look good in a dress.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

[Kayo]

haha... no. I'm not even really black. I'm white, black, native american, and german.

Halfrican.
Ok.

[K-Cee]

Halfrican.
Ok.

You're good at math.

[The Seventh]

FOUR HOURS BEFORE PROM NIGHT.
[spoiler][/spoiler]
[spoiler]
That's right, I'm dating a guy with a black hole for a face. Beat that, intercourse ers.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
I'm leaning against someone, in case you thought that pose looked awkward or crooked or something.[/spoiler]

I have to say, you look nice in that dress.

Also, because I felt inclined to make a lolzy pic:
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[Dog Food]

Ouch.
Holy dskfldgs.
I can't compete with black hole face.
You look good in a dress.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

IT'S OKAY, CALM DOWN. Anything is fine.

I have to say, you look nice in that dress.

Also, because I felt inclined to make a lolzy pic:
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I love that picture. You look like a chipmunk, sorta, but in a good way.

[Dog Food]

These swim trunks used to be camouflage-colored. Look what the chlorine must have done to them. ...What does this mean for our pool?
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Also no, this is not my bathing suit. These trunks are the pair that my boyfriend leaves here so if we spontaneously decide to swim in my pool he has trunks. On days when I want to change out of something, but am too lazy to actually change, I just wear the same bra and find pants in the laundry room, and the trunks were there from him coming over and swimming yesterday. Thus my clothes for the rest of the day.[/spoiler]

[SkyMyl]

I have to say, you look nice in that dress.

Also, because I felt inclined to make a lolzy pic:
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I've been meaning to comment on this, and yet I haven't. With that said, the angle makes it look like someone took The(Awesome)ArchFiend's head and pasted it over a picture of a boy in a playground.

These swim trunks used to be camouflage-colored. Look what the chlorine must have done to them. ...What does this mean for our pool?
[spoiler]

Also no, this is not my bathing suit. These trunks are the pair that my boyfriend leaves here so if we spontaneously decide to swim in my pool he has trunks. On days when I want to change out of something, but am too lazy to actually change, I just wear the same bra and find pants in the laundry room, and the trunks were there from him coming over and swimming yesterday. Thus my clothes for the rest of the day.[/spoiler]

[Silverhawk79]

I have to say, you look nice in that dress.

Also, because I felt inclined to make a lolzy pic:
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I have that exact same shirt.

ALSO DURP I'M FAT

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[SkyMyl]

Fuck, my eyeballs just broke.

[Dog Food]

I have that exact same shirt.

ALSO DURP I'M FAT

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You don't look fat in that picture. And you actually remind me of this character I really like on this one show, which somehow makes you instantly attractive.

[Silverhawk79]

You don't look fat in that picture. And you actually remind me of this character I really like on this one show, which somehow makes you instantly attractive.

Me?
Attractive?
DOES NOT COMPUTE ERROR ERROR

[Dog Food]

Me?
Attractive?
DOES NOT COMPUTE ERROR ERROR

You look kind of like this guy...
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[Kilroy]

You look kind of like this guy...
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MY EYES MY EYES GOOD FUCKING GOD MY EYES