ITT, you post what you "did". GO!
[spoiler=How you figure out what you "did"]Body: The month you were born in
1(Jan) - I killed
2 (Feb) -I banged
3(Mar)- I slapped
4 (Apr)- I kissed
5 (May) - i fell in love with
6 (June)-I stabbed
7 (July)-I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) i robbed
9 (Sept) - I need
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a rock star
02 - channing tatum
03 -a condom
04 - Edward Cullen
05 - a bag of weed
06 -my crush
07 -the trojan man
08 - a mexican
09 - a hott guy
10 - a gangster
11 - a dog
12 - a hobo
13 -a tooth brush
14 - a drunk
15 - my girlfriend
16 - my lover
17 - a cat
18 - a sexy girl
19 - a crack head
20 -the one that i love
21 - a teletubby
22 - my ninny
23 - a donkey
24 - a gay guy
25 - barney the dinosaur
26 - the cookie monster
27 - a hobo
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - the kool-aid man
30 - a mop
31 - my ex girlfriend/boyfriend
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing?
White - because he's sexy like that
Pink -because a beaner stole my taco
Black -because i like sex
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because the gummy bears made me
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because i love him
Grey - because i hate you
Other- because I'm retarded
Green-because i love weed
Orange - because I smoke crack
red- because I have amazing boobs
blue - cuz i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a intercourse ing scuba diver
graphic- because i like to snort cocaine
none- because i have a killer six pack[/spoiler]
(Mine's the topic title).
I stabbed a hobo because he's sexy like that.
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 20, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Put a intercourse ing shirt on.
I shot my crush cuz I like shoelaces.
Quote from: Byte on December 20, 2008, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 20, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Put a intercourse ing shirt on.
I have one on now. When I made that post I had just recently woken up and I was still a little tired.
I shot a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs?
...I'm not even commenting on this.
I kissed a gangster because I love him.
I ran shirtless with my ninny because im good in bed
...celebration tiem?
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 20, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
I ran shirtless with my ninny because im good in bed
...celebration tiem?
You know we're going to do it, alright-ah
Tonight-ah
Yeeeeeah, just feeling
Musics got me feelin' a need
etc.
I shot my lover because he's sexy like that
Ok...
i stabbed my girlfriend because i love weed.
I slapped a sexy girl because I love him.
D:
I banged a mexican because I smoke crack... wtf...
I ran naked with my ninny because I smoke Crack
I robbed my girlfriend because I like shoelaces.
I hugged my girlfriend, because i love weed.
Quote from: Ridley on December 20, 2008, 01:48:35 PM
I robbed my girlfriend because I like shoelaces.
Well that doesn't seem like a very good reason to rob someone.
Meanie.
Quote from: Phaze on December 21, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
Quote from: Ridley on December 20, 2008, 01:48:35 PM
I robbed my girlfriend because I like shoelaces.
Well that doesn't seem like a very good reason to rob someone.
Meanie.
Oh, then lets hear what you did. Also maybe I should Rob you. I heard you have shoelaces at your house.
I shot a gangster because I like sex?
So to prove I liked it I had to kill someone?And that someone had to me a gangster?
Quote from: Phaze on December 20, 2008, 12:01:26 PM
I shot my lover because he's sexy like that
Ok...
Lol
I stabbed a hobo cuz i like shoelaces.
I ran naked with my girlfriend because I love sex
she was a slut
I ran shirtless with a dog because I love weed
I hugged my crush because I like sex.
I ran naked with a telletuby because I hate you.
o_O
Many of these are hilarious. XD
I ran shirtless with channing tatum because i have amazing boobs
I banged Edward Cullen because I have amazing boobs?
Quote from: sonicdude164 on December 26, 2008, 10:20:07 AM
I ran shirtless with channing tatum because i have amazing boobs
... Wow
I killed the trojan man because I have a killer six-pack.
I ran naked with a cat because I like to snort cocaine.
Whoo?
I fell in love with a teletubby because the gummy bears made me.
wat.
I killed a gay guy because I love shoelaces.
DON'T JUDGE ME! It wasn't a hate crime, he was just wearing really sexy shoelaces ;-;. I HAD TO HAVE THEM!
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.
>:[
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.
>:[
If people put female celebrities in, people would lie and say theirs said "I had sex with *female celebrity* because I like sex" or some dumb poop like that.
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.
>:[
If people put female celebrities in, people would lie and say theirs said "I had sex with *female celebrity* because I like sex" or some dumb poop like that.
If they like to cheat. Putting just male celebrities either applies to fan girls who get to say they had sex with the guy from Twilight or gay people. No offense to either, but this game seems to not be for straight guys.
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.
>:[
If people put female celebrities in, people would lie and say theirs said "I had sex with *female celebrity* because I like sex" or some dumb poop like that.
If they like to cheat. Putting just male celebrities either applies to fan girls who get to say they had sex with the guy from Twilight or gay people. No offense to either, but this game seems to not be for straight guys.
No, it's just not for people who are cowards and have no sense of online humor/fun.
I'm a coward because this was clearly written by a drooling fan girl?
I have plenty sense of humor, but this game isn't as fun as it could be because it is geared to prepubescent girls.
Note to self: Look up prepubescent.
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 08:52:26 PM
I'm a coward because this was clearly written by a drooling fan girl?
I have plenty sense of humor, but this game isn't as fun as it could be because it is geared to prepubescent girls.
You said you did and then pointed out that you didn't, nice job man.
What? I said I have a sense of humor, but this isn't fun, thus isn't humorous.
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
What? I said I have a sense of humor, but this isn't fun, thus isn't humorous.
Not the kind of humor where it would make you sound gay even though it's just a joke and everyone know it.
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...
Quote from: Java_Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...
Nah, I just like arguing, it's funny to see the reactions of nerds acting so serious :P
Quote from: Java_Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...
To be honest, it was just the Edward Cullen thing. The whole Twilight craze annoys the intercourse out of me. One girl I know refers to herself as Kristen Cullen. Another one got yellow contacts so her eyes could be like the vampires or some poop.
The original post I made wasn't entirely serious, but he started arguing so I kept it up.
I need a gay guy because he's sexy like that.
God, that's too gay for me to take.
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 09, 2009, 12:16:30 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...
To be honest, it was just the Edward Cullen thing. The whole Twilight craze annoys the intercourse out of me. One girl I know refers to herself as Kristen Cullen. Another one got yellow contacts so her eyes could be like the vampires or some poop.
The original post I made wasn't entirely serious, but he started arguing so I kept it up.
Holy poop, yellow eyes? XD Fan girls are crazy...
I robbed barney the dinosaur because I have amazing boobs
I'm a ninja cuz I can pop lock and drop it.
I fell in love with a teletubby because i like sex
datass;