All right,
You post a wish, the poster after you grants your wish at a price:
Example:
Poster 1: I wish for food
Poster 2: Granted, but you lose all of your water
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Let's start:
I wish for $1000
Granted, but you suddenly need a $500,000 kidney transplant.
I want world domination.
Granted, but the world explodes the day you rise to power.
Fuck.
Quote from: jatoskep on December 08, 2009, 07:37:49 PM
intercourse .
Whoops, forgot my wish:
I wish for it to be sunny 24/7
Granted, but you live in an underground city.
I wish for no more homework.
Quote from: L10 on December 08, 2009, 07:43:26 PM
Granted, but you live in an underground city.
I wish for no more homework.
Granted, but you get 4 times as much classwork.
I wish for eternal life.
Quote from: Thirteenthorder on December 08, 2009, 07:49:01 PM
Granted, but you get 4 times as much classwork.
I wish for eternal life.
Granted, but you remain in excruciating agony forevermore.
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.
Quote from: Dog Food on December 08, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
Granted, but you remain in excruciating agony forevermore.
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.
Granted, but no one wants your gifts.
I wish for NS2 to crash.
Quote from: Thirteenthorder on December 08, 2009, 08:14:58 PM
Granted, but no one wants your gifts.
I wish for NS2 to crash.
Granted, but your computer explodes anyway.
I wish for longer weekends.
Quote from: KZkxO on December 08, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
Granted, but your computer explodes anyway.
I wish for longer weekends.
Granted, but there's only one weekend each year.
I wish for a giant intercourse ing cheesecake.
Granted, but you get terrible food poisoning from eating it.
I wish I had spider-man's super powers.
Granted, but it's black suit Spider-Man. From the movie.
I wish for cryokinesis.
There's an actual term for that, you know.
He didn't even mention Corrupt a wish, which is the same thing as this. But older.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 08, 2009, 09:36:42 PM
Granted, but it's black suit Spider-Man. From the movie.
I wish for cryokinesis.
There's an actual term for that, you know.
He didn't even mention Corrupt a wish, which is the same thing as this. But older.
Oh yeah,
Corrupt a Wish, I knew there was a better name for this game, I just couldn't remember what.
Granted, but because of Global Warming there is no more ice left in the world to control.
I wish my dog favored females over males (a little selfish, but I was the one who wanted her in the first place ;-;).
done, but she now attacks any female
I wish for a turkey sandwich
Granted, but the turkey is still alive.
I wish after sleeping, I wouldn't still be tired.
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2009, 07:58:18 AM
Granted, but the turkey is still alive.
I wish after sleeping, I wouldn't still be tired.
Granted, but you now have insomnia.
I wish we never got freezing temperatures without getting snow.
Quote from: KZkxO on December 09, 2009, 08:25:42 AM
Granted, but you now have insomnia.
I wish we never got freezing temperatures without getting snow.
Granted but it is always 180 degree's while there is no snow.
I wish for every Zelda Item in the world.
Granted; But no one's impressed by your collection though/the items are useless/the items are all in bad condition (pick one or combine)
I wish for this cold to go away.
Granted, but you get a fever.
I wish I had the power to read minds at will.
Granted, but when you read someone's mind, you know everything about them, and everyone's horrible and disgusting thoughts make you go insane.
I wish I could have an endless supply of Coca-Cola.
Granted, but it's all flat.
I wish the school days would be shorter.
Granted, but the work is harder.
I wish that there was a Pizza Hut a block from where I live.
Granted, but it's infested with rats.
I wish Greenland disappeared.
Granted, but everyone there comes to live at your house.
I wish I were passing calculus and anatomy. =(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 09, 2009, 04:07:00 PM
Granted, but everyone there comes to live at your house.
I wish I were passing calculus and anatomy. =(
Granted, but you fail every other subject.
I wish for a larger salary.
Ok. Your salary is larger now, but you lose your job and don't get the paycheck
I wish that I could be granted as many wishes as I want.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 09, 2009, 04:33:27 PM
Ok. Your salary is larger now, but you lose your job and don't get the paycheck
I wish that I could be granted as many wishes as I want.
Granted, but your first wish brings you death.
I wish for eternal happiness.
Granted, but you're sent to jail and your cell mate rapes you every night.
I wish that you won't grant this wish.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 09, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
Granted, but you're sent to jail and your cell mate rapes you every night.
I wish that you won't grant this wish.
Granted, and my friend granted this wish...
I wish for Junior year to end
Granted, senior year, you wish to go back to junior year because you wasted your time in high school online instead of going out socializing. As if you couldn't guess who did that ;-;
I wish that they had better shows on television.
Quote from: Lotos on December 09, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
Granted, senior year, you wish to go back to junior year because you wasted your time in high school online instead of going out socializing. As if you couldn't guess who did that ;-;
I wish that they had better shows on television.
Granted, but your TV brakes
I wish for moar Pokemon
Granted, but they're all Pikachu evos.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 09, 2009, 04:52:38 PM
Granted, but they're all Pikachu evos.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you're eaten by a bigger one the next day.
I wish for food.
Granted, but it's sent to the starving people in Africa no, actually, we'll just send it to the starving people in your own country; saves resources and helps the country out.
I wish I could torrent all I want and not have to worry about consequences.
Quote from: Lotos on December 09, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
Granted, but it's sent to the starving people in Africa no, actually, we'll just send it to the starving people in your own country; saves resources and helps the country out.
I wish I could torrent all I want and not have to worry about consequences.
Granted, but all of your torrents are 1:100 Seeders-Leechers.
I wish for a larger TV.
Granted, but it's defective.
I wish for a PS3 Slim.
Granted, but it is also defective.
I wish for world peace
Quote from: KZkxO on December 09, 2009, 05:31:34 PM
Granted, but it is also defective.
I wish for world peace
Granted, but you die before you see it realized.
I wish for super speed.
Granted. But the friction sets you on fire.
I wish I was omnipotent.
Quote from: darkmario on December 09, 2009, 05:52:46 PM
Granted. But the friction sets you on fire.
I wish I was omnipotent.
Granted, but you punch yourself in the face by accident and die.
I wish for better sig-making skills.
Granted, but you become a retard that is surprisingly well at only making sigs, and nothing else.
I wish you would grant this wish.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 09, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
Granted, but you become a retard that is surprisingly well at only making sigs, and nothing else.
I wish you would grant this wish.
Granted, but a 1/10000th time flux caused a potential rehashing in the base structure of the entire universe as we know it to be formulated, theoretically reversing every potential snippet of logic (both boolean and fridge) which causes your wish to be basically
un-granted.I wish for a fish.
Granted, but the fish is an anchovy.
I wish I had a girlfriend. ;_;
fine but shes ugly and smells like poop
I wish Christmas was over already
Granted, but every other holiday lasts a month each.
I wish I didn't have acne.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 09, 2009, 10:19:57 PM
Granted, but every other holiday lasts a month each.
I wish I didn't have acne.
Granted, but now you have boils.
I wish I had a new car.
Granted, but your car is a transformer and transforms while you're inside it, causing death.
I wish I had glasses that allowed me to see through clothing worn on pretty females, as many layers of clothing that I want.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 10, 2009, 02:09:40 AM
Granted, but your car is a transformer and transforms while you're inside it, causing death.
I wish I had glasses that allowed me to see through clothing worn on pretty females, as many layers of clothing that I want.
Granted, but you accidentally see your mom and are scarred for life.
I wish for a samurai sword.
Granted but it shatters once you touch it.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you have control and die in space.
I wish I had a pile of gold
Quote from: Thirteenthorder on December 10, 2009, 05:50:15 AM
Granted, but you accidentally see your mom and are scarred for life.
Mother's dead.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 10, 2009, 12:45:22 PM
I wish I had a pile of gold
*snap* There, you now have a pile of gold sponges, since you never ended the sentence (.), I ended it for you.
I wish I was indestructible.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 10, 2009, 02:00:55 PM
Mother's dead.
*snap* There, you now have a pile of gold sponges, since you never ended the sentence (.), I ended it for you.
I wish I was indestructible.
You are, but the process completely paralyses you. You spend eternity trapped, unable to communicate with the outside world.
I wish my computer was working.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 10, 2009, 02:18:36 PM
You are, but the process completely paralyses you. You spend eternity trapped, unable to communicate with the outside world.
I wish my computer was working.
Granted, but its working speed is so slow it might as well be going backwards. Which sometimes it does.
I wish these smilies on NSF worked.
The smilies are finally fixed, but the forums break again and we lose everything.
I wish that I never aged beyond the point I am at now.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 10, 2009, 03:15:01 PM
The smilies are finally fixed, but the forums break again and we lose everything.
I wish that I never aged beyond the point I am at now.
Granted, you don't age any further because you are dead.
I wish I finished my research paper already.
Quote from: Dog Food on December 10, 2009, 03:19:17 PM
Granted, you don't age any further because you are dead.
I wish I finished my research paper already.
You finish it, but it's terrible and you get a F- on it.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on December 10, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
You finish it, but it's terrible and you get a F- on it.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you will never again find happiness in your life afterwards.
I wish for a cool hat.
Granted, but you look like an hoar in it.
I wish no one posted below me for a day.
Granted, but that day is in 97 years immediately after you lose your virginity.
I wish that this wish will kill you and not me or anyone I know in reality.
Granted, but my wish induced death doesn't come for another year.
I wish that Santa existed.
Wish failed, Santa does exist, every year he changes looks a little bit and sometimes changes race too to make the other raced children not feel offended, he is also sometimes in more than 1 place at once, you will find him in malls and begging for money on the corner.
I wish the spoiler tags worked.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 10, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
Wish failed, Santa does exist, every year he changes looks a little bit and sometimes changes race too to make the other raced children not feel offended, he is also sometimes in more than 1 place at once, you will find him in malls and begging for money on the corner.
I wish the spoiler tags worked.
I doubted Santa for a post there...PLEASE FORGIVE ME SANTA ;_;
Oh, and granted. But the forums break and nothing can be recovered from it. Again.
I wish that allergies didn't exist.
Wish granted, but Santa reads your previous post and gives you coal, he also steals your other presents and replaces them with coal, he also steals your sofa and replaces that with a white stain stuck on your pillow next to your face's spot that was created while you slept.
I wish Mario Mario was real.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 10, 2009, 05:51:14 PM
Wish granted, but Santa reads your previous post and gives you coal, he also steals your other presents and replaces them with coal, he also steals your sofa and replaces that with a white stain stuck on your pillow next to your face's spot that was created while you slept.
I wish Mario Mario was real.
Granted, but he mistakes you for a Goomba and gives you a concussion.
I wish I had the Triforce.
Why make such a depressing thread?
Because it's fun?
Anyway, I wish my room was clean.
Granted. Everything in your room has mysteriously vanished.
I wish for another snow day tomorrow.
Granted, but all of your doors and windows vanish.
I wish I was the Hero of Time.
GRANTED. but you have to sumo wrestle with Link to become the new Hero of Time.
I wish that I wasn't always treated like an outcast.
Quote from: RaceDrv709 on December 11, 2009, 03:27:28 AM
GRANTED. but you have to sumo wrestle with Link to become the new Hero of Time.
I wish that I wasn't always treated like an outcast.
Granted but you must live away from any possible human contact for 10 years.
I wish I could go inside of an online game such as 'The World'
Quote from: Allegretto on December 11, 2009, 07:55:45 AM
Granted but you must live away from any possible human contact for 10 years.
I wish I could go inside of an online game such as 'The World'
It sucks there and you are now stuck inside forever.
I wish I had a Death Note.
Granted, but it only works once.
I wish this place were more active.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 11, 2009, 03:03:45 PM
Granted, but it only works once.
I wish this place were more active.
Just once is all I need. >=)
This place becomes infested with spam and n00bs, and I leave. Forever.
I wish these stupid nails didn't prevent me from forming a proper fist/throwing one of my beastly punches.
Granted, but you cannot throw beastly punches anymore.
I wish no one posted below me until Friday, December 11th, at 8 o'clock PM Eastern.
granted.
but you can't post until sunday XD.
You...didn't post a wish. D=
Anyway, I wish for a SNOW DAY
you get one, but it never ends.
(sorry bout that. I thought I had it in there.)
it was I wish I had a dragon tail Connected to my Tail bone.
Granted, but you cannot wear pants due to your tail, you get arrested for public nudity, and you rot in prison forever for never putting pants on.
I wish this thread's title got KZ added to the end of it.
Granted, but Silver breaks the thread.
I wish for a never-ending pocket of tissues.
Granted, but pants with such a pocket shall cost $15,000.
I wish my name was KZkxO. owait
it is already.
you lose a penny.
I wish I had a pair of wings attached to my back.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 11, 2009, 04:49:45 PM
it is already.
you lose a penny.
I wish I had a pair of wings attached to my back.
You get them, but I painfully rip them right back off.
I wish I had some of my b-day cake left *In before "THE CAKE IS A LIE!"*
you get it.
but I take it, and eat it for the price.
I wish for a halo.
Granted, but God smites you for blasphemy.
I wish I made an incorruptible wish.
Granted.
I wish I had a Reimu Hakurei Nendoroid (http://www.nendoroid.org/nendoroid.php?n=74).
His desires are a disgrace to my beliefs.
granted, however at the price for this, you become the doll yourself thus making you smaller, and some fat guy buys you.
I wish for a blue dragon anthro.(that is a female)
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 11, 2009, 04:49:45 PM
it is already.
Lier, that's his username, not his name.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 11, 2009, 09:36:26 PM
I wish for a blue dragon anthro.(that is a female)
Granted, but since I don't know what that is, you just get a paper that says IOU that burns skin on contact.
I wish I was a mod here.
Granted, but everyone leaves.
I wish I had a potion that would turn me into a Mr.Hyde version of myself.
Granted, but you die from the side effects.
I wish I had an incorruptible wish
granted.
But you get a IOU on card that freezes on touch.
I wish I had Minerva Mink.
Granted.
But since I don't know who/what that is, I can't grant it to you.
I wish I knew what/who Minerva Mink is.
Granted, but then someone drops a mallet on your head and you promptly forget.
I wish Final Fantasy VII didn't exist.
Granted, but a Final Fantasy with even more of a ridiculous fanbase and whatever else you hate about FFVII exists.
I wish my friend and I's epic b-day party of epicness didn't end yet.
Granted. You both have a poem themed birthday party, where you and all your guests read poems. And it never ends.
I wish that the next person who posts will corrupt this wish.
Too bad.
I wish for a shoe.
granted.
but there is a egg in there so you can beat it.
I wish there was someone besides me knows what anthro's are.
Granted, but that person is me.
I wish I wish for a fish.
Granted, but whenever you decide to wish for it, the fish is revealed to be a shark.
I wish my Wii could read discs properly again.
Granted, but after reading a disk, your Wii shatters it.
I wish that this wish was a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
Quote from: darkmario on December 14, 2009, 01:34:28 PM
Granted, but after reading a disk, your Wii shatters it.
I wish that this wish was a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
Granted, but the wish gods have muted you, therefore, you can not make the wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
I wish nothing existed.
What price could I possibly pay for wishing that?
Quote from: Rayquarian on December 14, 2009, 02:41:42 PM
Granted, but the wish gods have muted you; therefore, you can not make the wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
I wish nothing existed.
What price could I possibly pay for wishing that?
I wish for immunity to dust.
granted.
but now you can't walk in out when the sun is up. (get outside when the sun is up and you become a rock forever).
I wish I could fly like Arthur Dent.
Granted, but the world is destroyed by aliens in order to make room for a hyperspatial express route.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Quote from: So_So_Man on December 14, 2009, 04:50:23 PM
Granted, but the world is destroyed by aliens in order to make room for a hyperspatial express route.
I wish I could think of a wish.
You end up wishing for the stupidest wish ever.
I wish it was warm in here...
Granted, but your house burns down along with everything in it.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
You end up granting all the ones that'd you regret making.
I wish for a lifetime supply of lemonheads.
Granted, but you live forever and now every lemon head made goes to you. When people realize this they hunt you down and attempt to kill you, but you can't die. So for all of eternity you are mercilessly beaten.
I wish this next wish was the wish that I wished for when I didn't have a wish to wish.
Quote from: darkmario on December 14, 2009, 07:28:33 PM
Granted, but you live forever and now every lemon head made goes to you. When people realize this they hunt you down and attempt to kill you, but you can't die. So for all of eternity you are mercilessly beaten.
I wish this next wish was the wish that I wished for when I didn't have a wish to wish.
The world explodes.
I wish I could control fire. (=<
Granted, but it is attracted to your hand and burns you.
I wish i was an actual NOE rep
Granted.
but the SWAT team toss you in jail because they don't know you.
I wish I became a dragon so I can use all for elements (fire, earth, ice, and Lighting).
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 14, 2009, 08:58:43 PM
Granted.
but the SWAT team toss you in jail because they don't know you.
I wish I became a dragon so I can use all for elements (fire, earth, ice, and Lighting).
Granted, but you get slain and turned into dragonskin boots.
I wish I had some fresh ham salad.
Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it and won't.
I wish I got an A on my research project D=
Granted.
but however in some stupid way, the school changed the scores meaning "F" is excellent and "A" worst. D=
I wish I was a dragon Rider.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 14, 2009, 11:24:52 PM
Granted, but you get slain and turned into dragonskin boots.
I wish I had some fresh ham salad.
Runescape refrence, Nice.
Granted but no dragon's listen to you.
I wish I had my WoW disk.
granted, but it's broken and burned.
I wish I could grab some one punch the living daylights out of them.
You grab and punch yourself.
I wish I knew what I want for Christmas.
Granted, but you don't realize until after Christmas.
I wish I had an endless supply of Pepsi Throwback.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 15, 2009, 01:54:35 PM
Granted, but you don't realize until after Christmas.
I wish I had an endless supply of Pepsi Throwback.
You drink it all and end up with lots of zits and rotting teeth because of all that sugar.
I wish I could think of the name of that one Earth Wind and Fire song...
Granted, but it returns to your memory in reverse thus the words are all backwards and the music all intercourse ed
I wish you would asplode.
Granted, but now anyone who asplodes instantly regenerates.
I wish your sig wasnt crooked.
Granted, but the forum crashes because of it.
I wish for what the first person in this thread wished for.
Granted but you die.
I wish for I had a cute pokemon.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 15, 2009, 11:27:12 PM
Granted but you die.
I wish for I had a cute pokemon.
Granted but it craves human flesh.
I wish I could warp into an anime.
Granted, but you cannot choose which anime you warp into, and it happens at random. Immediately after reading this post, you will warp into Fist of the North Star, where the last site your eyes ever gaze upon is this display of manliness.
(http://www.vanko2.com/fotns-atatatatata.gif)
Your fingers explode, your eyes explode, your bones explode, and finally, your entire body explodes. You die a death filled with so much testosterone that the remains of your being are absorbed into Kenshiro.
...oh, I wish for a laptop.
You get the laptop, but a crackhead steals and sells it off.
I wish I wasn't allergic to fish.
Granted, now you're allergic to oxygen.
I wish that I had a job.
Quote from: darkmario on December 16, 2009, 04:54:52 PM
Granted, now you're allergic to oxygen.
I wish that I had a job.
It turns out to be the pooptiest job ever.
I wish it were summer.
Granted, but now you don't get Christmas. Also, you didnt take any exams between now and then. You are now in summer school.
I wish for more wishes.
Quote from: NOE_KZ on December 16, 2009, 07:20:13 PM
Granted, but now you don't get Christmas. Also, you didnt take any exams between now and then. You are now in summer school.
I wish for more wishes.
Seniors at my school don't have to take finals if they passed their state exams and have < 3 absences. =P
Granted, but the wishes can only benefit other people.
< 3 ABSENCES? HOW DO YOU... ;_;
I WISH I COULD TURN CAPS OFF
Granted, but your Shift key is now stuck in place for eternity.
I wish that the days would stop passing by so quickly until New Years Eve.
Granted, every day until new years day, is the equivalent of 1 week. But after you make the wish you will be paralyzed from the neck down, and in excruciating pain until the day after new year's eve.
I wish there was no school until january 8th, 2010.
Quote from: darkmario on December 16, 2009, 09:16:09 PM
Granted, every day until new years day, is the equivalent of 1 week. But after you make the wish you will be paralyzed from the neck down, and in excruciating pain until the day after new year's eve.
I wish there was no school until january 8th, 2010.
Granted, but the school shifts over to 16 hours per day, 7 days per week scheduling.
I wish I had some pizza.
Granted, but you have to eat it off of a hobo's half-erect penis, he's an ex porn star.
I wish the consequence for this wish was so bad that it badly affected the person granting it as well.
granted.
however due to your mis understanding on it, I am the person who gets to beat the unliving daylights our of you for all time, and your body will renew and you take on more and more of my pain as I also get hurt by a demon. XP (as in: as I get beaten by someone, you take on my pain as I also beat you up with a body that can never die.)
I wish I could speak softly and carry a big stick.
Granted, but you live on an isolated, off-the-map island.
I wish I knew why you would wish to speak softly and carry a big stick.
granted.
IT'S SOMETHING ROOSEVELT SAID!!!!. it's simple it meant speak as if you are not soldier, then whack em if they mess up ( I might be wrong.
now give me 100 bucks fool.
I wish I was Mr.T.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 17, 2009, 06:25:47 PM
granted.
IT'S SOMETHING ROOSEVELT SAID!!!!. it's simple it meant speak as if you are not soldier, then whack em if they mess up ( I might be wrong.
now give me 100 bucks fool.
I wish I was Mr.T.
Hahaha I remember that. APUS ftl...
Granted, but now you pity every fool you see, even if they don't deserve pity, and all the gold chains weigh your neck down.
I wish to be happy.
granted.
but soon after you become sad.
I wish I had a never ending dream.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 17, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
granted.
but soon after you become sad.
I wish I had a never ending dream.
That never-ending dream turns into a never-ending nightmare and you can't awaken from it.
I wish I didn't run outta candy.
Granted, but the candy tastes like poo
I wish that I was an hero.
don't you mean the hero. (or even a hero perhaps?)
granted, but the word "an" is your super hero name, and the power you can only do is say "an"
I wish I was Micheal Jackson
Granted, you are now dead.
I wish that this wish had no consequence.
Quote from: darkmario on December 18, 2009, 03:13:49 PM
Granted, you are now dead.
I wish that this wish had no consequence.
Granted but nothing happens because such a wish cannot happen.
I wish to be a witch like Beatrice the Golden!
(See this: http://www.otakucenter.com/umineko-no-naku-koroni-f1087.html)
granted. but everyone in Camelot runs at her yelling witch!.
I wish for all the doe.
How could you grant her want? She didn't say "I wish"
for that I ignore your wish.
I wish you would ignore my wish.
granted. but nothing happens here.
first off I don't ignore a person's wish, second, it does not matter for the "i wish" to be in every single post sentence.
I wish JrDude could bug off about the I wish.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 19, 2009, 10:57:13 AM
granted. but nothing happens here.
first off I don't ignore a person's wish, second, it does not matter for the "i wish" to be in every single post sentence.
I wish JrDude could bug off about the I wish.
Granted. JrDude commits suicide, and you are sued for pushing him over the edge, forcing you to buy $10,000,000 in civil fees and 25 years in prison for criminal charges.
I wish
Quote from: Nintendo_Ltd. Rayquarian on December 19, 2009, 02:39:21 PM
Granted. JrDude commits suicide, and you are sued for pushing him over the edge, forcing you to buy $10,000,000 in civil fees and 25 years in prison for criminal charges.
I wish
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!!!!!
*cough* Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything specific, god turned the Great Wheel of Random Ass Wishes, which evadently landed on "I wish I had exploding monkey zombies in my liver."
I wish I could have seen Woodstock.
Granted, but someone who has yet to post will make a wish that affects you now, which will afflict amnesia and cause you to forget all about it.
I wish that I had a girlfriend.
What's this? Mr. Celibate Hero is wishing for a girlfriend?
granted, but she is freaky. veeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrry freaky to hear the next boy scream.
I wish I was god.
Granted.
I wish FoxPhantom was God of nothing.
Granted.
On an unrelated note, due to a mistake, you have the wrong birth-name. Your real name is Nothing.
I wish I finished my global studies research paper.
and since you said nothing for a wish.
You get nothing, not even a willy wonka chocolate bar.
I wish I became a Shinigami.
You fail and bring life instead of death.
I wish there was more junk food to snack on around here.
granted. but they make you skinny, and also take away what you need(fat, and stuff).
I wish I was a real Arctic fox.
Granted, but you become a fatass.
I wish this was the most epic wish evur.
Granted, but it is an epic fail.
I wish to know why I have munchies like a weedhead even though I'm not.
Granted, but you become a weedhead.
I wish I could figure out why I can't post on Power On.
Quote from: Nintendo_Ltd. Rayquarian on December 19, 2009, 02:39:21 PM
Granted. JrDude commits suicide, and you are sued for pushing him over the edge, forcing you to buy $10,000,000 in civil fees and 25 years in prison for criminal charges.
I wish
Granted, but not granted.
I wish to wish to wish for a wish.
Your wish is granted, but the wish within the wish is not granted.
I wish I wasn't all butthurt right now. (as in my butt literally hurts for reasons unknown [as in my butt])
granted: your butt hurts because of sitting on something hard. try sitting on a pillow, or maybe put something soft on a hard chair to make it comfy. (that way it won't hurt).
now since I did that. but you lose a monitor.
I wish I had dr. mcninja to heal me.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 20, 2009, 06:32:46 AM
granted: your butt hurts because of sitting on something hard. try sitting on a pillow, or maybe put something soft on a hard chair to make it comfy. (that way it won't hurt).
now since I did that. but you lose a monitor.
I wish I had dr. mcninja to heal me.
Dr. Mcninja heals you... by putting you outta your misery and killin' ya off.
I wish to become the boss lady exec. chef in my own restaurant.
Granted. A day later someone finds a finger in their food and sues you for everything you own. And you are forced to work in your own(Well what used to be your own) restaurant as a dishwasher to finish paying off the lawsuit.
I still wish that I finished my research essay for global studies.
Granted, but it sucks and you get a zero.
I wish thirteen would recognize my wishes and not skip them.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 20, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
Granted, but it sucks and you get a zero.
I wish thirteen would recognize my wishes and not skip them.
Granted, but your wishes are corrupted in the worst ways possible.
I wish I could sing.
Granted, but you have to rap.(well that's a corrupt to me)
I finished my research paper. I wish I get an A on it.
lol fail corruption...
You get an A on the paper, but you can't deliver the same quality on the next one and get a F on it.
I wish for peace.
granted. so you die for it. XP
I wish I could kill Sh0rTi again.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 20, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
granted. so you die for it. XP
I wish I could kill Sh0rTi again.
You could, but you won't because you fear my wrath and I'm too lovable.
I wish to have amazing unstoppable powers.
Your power is to give yourself a disease that will kill you in 3 days. No can can stop it.
I wish I could know what any given person is thinking at any given time.
Quote from: darkmario on December 20, 2009, 07:33:31 PM
Your power is to give yourself a disease that will kill you in 3 days. No can can stop it.
I wish I could know what any given person is thinking at any given time.
You come upon a disturbing thought that traumatizes you for life.
I wish to be part of Fairy Tail. (http://www.otakucenter.com/fairy-tail-f1146.html)
Wish granted. Gah... That site traumatized me. Just looking at it should be a corruption in itself...
There you go...
I wish I never clicked that link.
Quote from: darkmario on December 20, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Wish granted. Gah... That site traumatized me. Just looking at it should be a corruption in itself...
There you go...
I wish I never clicked that link.
You click on an even more traumatizing link
I wish for a merry Christmas.
Granted, but a serial killer gets the merry and kills you on Christmas.
I wish Pokémon were for realz.
You end up pissing off a Charizard, and it roasts your ass to a crisp.
I wish I had a giant flying twin-tailed cat.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_smtV3_BlyV0/SG0I01EWCwI/AAAAAAAAAOs/rXJGcU57KJo/s400/normal_kirara536.jpg)
Granted, it kills you after you get it.
I wish they made more episodes for "Code Lyoko"
All the episodes suck.
I wish they didn't intercourse up Sailor Moon when it was made into an anime.
Granted. The show became immensely popular. So popular, in fact, that your family becomes obsessed with it and you were forced into the child adoption system because your mom and/or dad wasted all of his/her/their money on Sailor Moon stuff and couldn't support you. You spend your life being adopting for about a few months before being thrown back into the system. This continues until you are 18, and they take you out of the system. Now, you are all alone on the streets, living the miserable life of a hobo.
I wish that "If I were a millionaire, I'd be rich" wasn't in the subjunctive mood, but still remained logically true. And I don't plan to die in any fires today.
Granted but the phrase was changed into Billionare and everyone used it except you.
I wish there was more news on a Paper Mario 4 and that it was an RPG; not platformer.
Granted, but Nintendo gets bought out by Disney and Paper Mario 4 Becomes Super Marvel Bros. Hyper Fighting Edition, with characters from Disney, Marvel, and Nintendo fighting each other.
...actually, save for being bought out by Disney, that would be badass.
I wish that I wasn't constipated right now. >_>;
Too much information.
Granted, but you can no longer control your bowel movements.
I wish New Super Mario Bros. Wii had a better final bower fight
Ol' boy disguised as Kanye must really hate me. ._. But anyways...
The Bowser fight is now unbeatable.
I wish my friend's couch didn't always try to absorb me. (Seriously, once you sit, you turn into a lazy ass and don't go home for days)
Granted, it now uses Giga Drain (Pokéjoke)
I wish Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo would visit me this year.
granted the Poo visits from out of your toliet and slimes up your presents XD.
then it goes on fire.
I wish santapaws would visit my den and give me a bone. XP
Granted, you are suddenly OH SO INTO BEASTIALITY. YOU NEEEEED IT TO SURVIVE!
I wish it would snow
Granted, but you get snowed on, and a Fox comes and pee on you think you are a tree.
I wish I had paws for feet.
Granted, but soon you become a full fledged dog-person, and it would be considered bestiality if anyone has sex with you.
How terribly unimaginative.
I wish I had a body pillow.
Drop it already.
Granted, but It's a body pillow of your dad.
I wish for my other laptop to be fixed.
Granted, but then it spontaneously combusts.
I wish I could kill things with my mind.
Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself.
I wish something good was on TV, and nothing happened that prevented me from watching it.
Something good comes on... But it's something good to me, not you.
I wish I didn't feel so terrible...
You feel good now, but you feel even worse on christmas.
I wish Hannah Montana stopped airing.
Granted, she is given her own talkshow and she is an American Idol judge next year.
I wish that I didn't just lose the game.
Granted. You just became completely deaf and completely blind a moment ago.
I wish I were mentally pure.
Granted, but your penis explodes for no apparent reason.
I wish I could go back to my full blown jerk self instead of this somewhat purified version changed by Super and his threats and his support from Mack.
uhm... wat?....
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Granted,(and since this generally works for any wish) but you die.
I wish someone would explain Jr's wish.
Granted, but the explanation is more confusing than the wish, which causes you to be confused. Then, a random jerk breaks into your house and starts a fight with you. But since you're confused, you can only hurt yourself. So while you're hurting yourself in confusion, the random jerk steals all of your prized possessions. Then you die for no apparent reason.
I wish for infinite wishes, none with the potential to backfire.
Granted, but they have to be spoken by you and you alone... You just became mute.
I wish he didn't become mute.
He becomes deaf.
I wish you a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/*Insert joyful phrase here*
Granted, but yours will suck.
I wish I could do some super mega awesome spectacular thing for new years.
Granted. You kill yourself in a super mega awesome spectacular way.
I wish I could think of something worth wishing for.
It turns out to be the words "mom" and "santa"
I wish Tri would talk to me.
Granted, but all he talks about with you is whining about everything.
I wish for me to be less tired right now.
Granted, but you're even more tired tomorrow.
I wish I had more money.
Granted, but the penny you received sinks into the flesh of your hand. When you're jerking off, the penny within explodes and you lose your hand, penis, and right testicle.
I wish you a Merry Christmas, not a Happy Hanuka or Kwanzaa, just Christmas.
granted.
and a happy new year.
I wish it was christmas.
(oh wait XD).
Granted. It WAS christmas, which means christmas doesn't come for another 365 days.
I wish I had a better 360 that doesn't have ANY hardware failures.
Granted. You get your 360, but it is destroyed in a freak accident.
I wish I had a better computer.
Granted, but you sell your arms and legs to get it.
I wish MW2 would work. I WANT TO PLAY IT!
Wish granted, but your system doesn't work
I wish Santa would come back and give me more presents.
Granted, but the're all poopty and don't work.
I wish Santa was real.
Wish failed, he is real.
I wish more people believed in Santa.
Granted, but someone kills them for religious purposes.
I wish I had gotten a fully functional Playstation 3 for Christmas.
Granted, but your TV is broken.
I wish SkyMyl wasn't green.
Granted, but you become green and can't change it.
I wish these wishes were really granted rather than just fake granted.
Granted, but they are only granted for 0.2 seconds regardless of your wish, so, therefore, everything you wish for disappears before you even see it.
I wish K made a wish.
Granted, but the wish forces you to jump off a bridge
I wish darkmario would jump off a bridge :P
Granted, but he drags you off the bridge with him.
I wish I had a thousand legally-acquired dollars.
Granted, but your 5th grade teacher gets robbed for no apparent reason.
I wish my room was clean.
Granted, but your wall explodes for no apparent reason.
I wish K didn't wish that I would jump off a bridge.
Granted, I now wish you would jump off a cliff. :3
I wish coat hangers were more useful in life.
Granted, but it's 'cause you are knocking women up left and right. Also catching stds.
I wish I could have a nice big piece of apple pie right now.
The apple pie is nasty.
I wish to have a dance party. x3
Granted, but no one comes.
I wish this wish was more creative.
Granted, it turns into a wish of how you want to die. It's very graphic. Interesting read, you should pick it up when you get the chance.
Quote from: K on December 27, 2009, 08:50:32 PM
Granted, I now wish you would jump off a cliff. :3
I wish that you didn't wish that.
Granted. He now wishes that you jump into a tank of acid filled with acid-breathing sharks.
I wish acid-breathing sharks existed.
Granted, but they are 8 inches long and live miles and miles under water, never coming close enough to humans to be able to be caught and placed in tanks.
I wish darkmario didn't wish that i didn't wish that he would jump off a cliff.
Granted, but you jump off a cliff for no apparent reason.
I wish that K didn't wish that I didn't wish that he didn't wish that I would jump off a cliff.
Granted but you die
I wish this wish wasnt a wish.
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And you die of old age.
I wish that post didn't stretch the page.
granted.
but it needs to be deleted to do so.
I wish I was a renamon.
granted, but seeing as I have no idea what that is, I have to refer you to someone else.
I wish I was a better guitar player.
granted. but since you did not say which guitar player, you become some other guy who has the same talents as you previously did.
I wish I could do a barrel roll.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 28, 2009, 07:15:12 PM
granted. but since you did not say which guitar player, you become some other guy who has the same talents as you previously did.
I wish I could do a barrel roll.
Granted, but you get shot down while rolling and die in a fire.
I wish I could raise my power level to over 9000!!!
Granted, but it can't go OVER 9000 so its not outrageous.
i wish
, but .
I wish that I had an extra cloth for my Swiffer Duster.
That is quite possibly the most basic wish in this thread.
Granted, but it is used and dirty.
i wish your posts made a (new) button appear
Quote from: K on December 28, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
Granted, but it is used and dirty.
i wish your posts made a (new) button appear
Granted, but no one else's does.
I wish I had the most basic with in the thread.
Granted. You receive a box with bubble wrap inside it.
I wish I had more cleaning cloths.
Granted. Again, they are used/dirty.
I wish i knew what your screenname meant.
Granted, but it means something that will make you kill yourself.
...
I also wish I knew what SkyMyl's screenname meant.
Granted, but it means something that will make you kill yourself.
...
I also wish I knew what SkyMyl's screenname meant.
Granted. but you have to ask him XP.
I wish why he wanted to know.
Granted, but no one can understand the awkward wording of your wish, so all that happens is a piece of bread falls from the ceiling, landing on your head.
I wish SkyMyl was here so he could tell us the meaning of Christmas his screenname.
Granted, but it's very anticlimactic.
I wish it was a more comfortable temperature outside.
granted. but you died.
I wish I had Krystal.
Granted, but she kills you.
I wish for world peace.
Granted. It lasts for 1.4 seconds.
I wish for world peas
Granted, but they give you food poisoning.
I wish that I could finish making my snowman.
Granted, but there is a heat wave and the snow melts. Including your snowman.
I wish that I had a better vacuum. >_>
Believe it or not, he was spelling vacuum wrong all these years as "vaccuum".
That makes some sense, if you stop and think about it.
Granted, but it sucks in the small text that you type every time so it's gone forever.
I wish more people would get used to my idiotic behavior.
Granted, but...I don't know. You really don't seem like an idiot to me.
Irony FTW?
And again, I am my own individual being. No one accepts that. >_>
I wish that I had more legally obtained money.
granted. you won the lotto, but it's only 5 bucks.
I wish I had a rock.
Wish failed, theres already one in your yard.
I wish SkyMyl would tell us what his name means already!
hooray
*breaks combo*
no one cares to know what my name means. :(
I wish for pumpkin pie.
The pumpkin pie is poisoned.
I wish that this wish had no negative repercussions.
Granted. *dies*
You get permabanned again for spamming.
I wish for life.
Wish failed; i'll kill you/rape you/throw your body in a river/dump/bed
Can someone ban this dippoop named Kaos from this thread? All he's doing is corrupting, not making.
I wish for Kaos to be dead forever.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 29, 2009, 10:39:19 PM
Can someone ban this dippoop named Kaos from this thread? All he's doing is corrupting, not making.
I wish for Kaos to be dead forever.
Granted, but first he kills you, rapes you, and throws your body in a river, dump, and a bed...in that order.
I wish that I got to go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, making it at the very least past the 32,000 question.
Granted, but security arrests you for answering the contestant's questions.
I wish PokemasterJ and K would stop fighting and become friends.
Granted, but now everyone here hates you.
I wish Spoiler thingies were fixed.
Quote from: darkmario on December 30, 2009, 12:20:33 AM
Granted, but security arrests you for answering the contestant's questions.
I wish PokemasterJ and K would stop fighting and become friends.
we were friends at one point, but he got pissy at me for saying "Castform" in the Pokemon board and hes been a dick ever since.
^Granted, but IMG and URL tags break.
I wish for sex.
Quote from: K on December 30, 2009, 05:30:33 PM
we were friends at one point, but he got pissy at me for saying "Castform" in the Pokemon board and hes been a dick ever since.
^Granted, but IMG and URL tags break.
I wish for sex.
Granted; you promptly obtain HIV.
I wish that AAAAAAAAAA made a wish
Granted. He wishes that Darkmario died in a fire.
I wish that Darkmario died in a fire again.
Quote from: AAAAAAAAAA on December 30, 2009, 09:16:25 PM
Granted. He wishes that Darkmario died in a fire.
I wish that Darkmario died in a fire again.
Granted, but you perish alongside him.
I wish I was young again ;_;
Granted. you are now a fetus and must repeat your entire life again. i wish i could make a good wish
That good wish results in the deaths of you and everyone you care about.
I wish for a good wish that has no negative side effects.
Wish failed, such a wish is impossible
I wsih i wuold stop maknig typoos
Granted, bt evry oen els dose nd you look stoopid fore speling words corecly
I wish I had some fireworks for new years.
Granted. It is now illegal to light them in your state. They are now useless.
I wish 2010 was the year of NSFCD
granted, but you become a slug head.
I wish I could I smack the next guy who makes a wish.
Granted, but I am now a battle mage. With my incredibly high magical resistance and decent defenses, your only hope of inflicting damage on me is with a ranged weapon.
BTW, I wish I had resistance to ranged weapons.
Granted, but you are weaker than tissue to close ranged combat of any kind.
I wish it was 2009
Granted, but you have been sent back in time one year and must repeat all of 2009 over.
I wish January wasn't a no fap month
granted, but you become slimy every time your ready.
I wish we all die.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 01, 2010, 06:32:54 PM
granted, but you become slimy every time your ready.
I wish we all die.
Granted, but everybody except you goes to heaven.
I wish I had cookies.
granted, the dark side took them all so they can bring more people in.
I want to go to the dark side.
You get there, but it turns out that I rule the dark side, and I decide to make you my ninny.
I wish I had the last Cirque du Freak book...
granted, but it's where it only has the ending part, (the last chapter)
I wish I had a IOU card.
Granted, but it's an IOU for an IOU card.
I wish my vacation lasted a few days longer.
granted. but your teacher come to teach you during your break.
I wish the sun would turn up the heat.
Granted, it's now 120 degrees F constantly. And your AC broke.
I wish I could play MW2
Granted. you can now play Mech Warriors 2. ( if that was it).
but however to play the game you'll need windows 95, and a slower computer, now you need to buy a new computer. XP.
I wish I had a fox for a girlfriend.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 02, 2010, 01:42:09 PM
Granted. you can now play Mech Warriors 2. ( if that was it).
but however to play the game you'll need windows 95, and a slower computer, now you need to buy a new computer. XP.
I wish I had a fox for a girlfriend.
You get shunned for bestiality. >.>
I wish my camera didn't put my videos in .mov form. -_-
Granted. It doesn't record videos at all.
I wish New Years would have been better.
Quote from: Robbie Riddle on January 02, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
Granted. It doesn't record videos at all.
I wish New Years would have been better.
Granted. There is a wonderful view of the world being destroyed from your home...but it's so beautiful, you don't care that this is the end of the world...
I wish I'd hit more bad ends, since they're amusing usually.
granted, but you get mugged in your bad end.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 02, 2010, 06:32:46 PM
granted, but you get mugged in your bad end.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted. You're a tasty fish.
I wish for a delicious dish.
Granted, but you choke on the dish and die.
I wish i wasn't banned from #nsider
granted but now you are banned in all forums.
I wish I became a dragon that cannot die from anything,feel pain, can't die from any god, and that no one can put in any IOU form.
Granted, but you are buried very VERY deep underground and cannot escape, you're still alive, just stuck underground.
I wish I was an op on #nsider.
Granted but it gets shut down for a newer, better room.
I wish I had more to eat in this house.
Granted but you become fat and then have a disease over it.
I wish my windows were clean.
granted, but you are forced by magic, and when your windows get dirty, your body will do, but you will feel tired.
I wish I had I know kung fu.
Granted, but you continue to talk and type in nearly incoherent sentences
I wish I had some soda D:
You choke on the soda.
I wish I had cake.
granted, but the cake is a lie.\
I wish I was a Companion cube (from Portal).
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 03, 2010, 06:12:49 PM
granted, but the cake is a lie.\
I wish I was a Companion cube (from Portal).
Someone intercourse s up your wish, and you end up as a sphere.
I wish my ear did not just painfully pop just now. >.<
Granted, but it will painfully pop later.
I wish my vacation lasted longer.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on January 03, 2010, 08:44:13 PM
Granted, but it will painfully pop later.
I wish my vacation lasted longer.
Granted, but it ends up being boring as hell.
I wish my dad would stfu and stop whining at me. -_-
granted, but now you mother starts it.
I wish I had no Organ to reproduce. (yes yes I know very mature).
Granted, but you randomly lose your butt hole right before you need to diarrhea.
I wish I could have a prisoner's last meal ticket without needing to die.
granted, but God smites your wish and decided to take you back to heaven, even if he has to drag you by the ankles.
I wish I could go to hell?
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 04, 2010, 11:01:18 AM
granted, but God smites your wish and decided to take you back to heaven, even if he has to drag you by the ankles.
I wish I could go to hell?
Granted. You are turned into a companion cube and die in a fire. Now your soul enters the lowest pit of that place--the place that is so bitterly cold, that you wish you were burning in the hottest flames. But even worse than the cold is Satan. You have to listen to him cry for all of eternity.
I wish I could go to heaven?
granted, but before St. Paul lets you pass into the gate, you must go back to earth, as a baby all over again, funny thing is you won't remember anything about your past life, nor will you remember about that wish XP.
I wish I Jack took me to the gate between Heaven and hell. ( If anyone read the comic Jack, then you'll know what I mean).
Granted, but since I've never read that comic, you just get stuck in limbo. With no escape and no contact with the outside world.
I wish that I had a graphics card that was good enough to play Modern Warfare 2 on my computer.
Granted, but your processor is a Pentium I.
I wish this thread was bigger.
Granted, but you get fatter (O_O)
I wish I had a magic pencil (like from Spongebob :B)
Granted, but the tip keeps breaking.
I wish I had a good paying job with benefits.
Granted, but the boss is a ninny.
I wish the temperatures here stayed reasonable.
Granted, but your house gets flattened by a falling giraffe.
I wish I would explode.
granted, but the pain won't kill you and your heart keeps beating and beating forever.
I with I had a death note, so I shread some of the paper up, spinkle over the on comers head so they could get the living daylights scared out of them.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 07, 2010, 08:17:21 AM
granted, but the pain won't kill you and your heart keeps beating and beating forever.
I with I had a death note, so I shread some of the paper up, spinkle over the on comers head so they could get the living daylights scared out of them.
Granted, but someone ends up hitting you in the face with a badminton racket in reaction to getting scared.
I wish I was able to train myself to be epic like Luna the Crazy Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQCYWNsIEJo
Granted, but someone like Huey kicks your ass with the Kumatei WAI TAH!
I wish that I didn't make this wish.
Granted, instead you're busy taking it up the butt.
I wish I never get sick like this again.
Quote from: Robbie Riddle on January 08, 2010, 05:54:41 PM
Granted, instead you're busy taking it up the butt.
I wish I never get sick like this again.
Granted, you don't "get sick like this again," you get worse.
I wish we didn't have to go outside in the snow because someone pulled the alarm.
Granted. You now have to go outside in the snow for no reason.
I wish for a taco
Granted, but you die.
I wish I had a better computer.
Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish I had the power to be invisible at will.
grantec, but your body vanishes forever.
I wish I was a animator.
Granted, but the world goes into a black hole because of you grammar error.
I wish people would stop sending me Fishville/Farmville/etc invites.
Granted. You now have no facebook friends.
I wish for a perffectly good condom
Granted, but you never get to use it...
I wish that I was a mind reader, completely capable of controlling who's thoughts I can or can't hear, and what thoughts I do or don't hear.
granted, you become a psychic, but due to your lack of control, the power will reach to a person, and either give you weird Fetish Pleasures, and not only that, but you will feel pain in a limb or anybody part that someone thinks of what they want to hurt.
I wish I was a sage.
Granted, but Ganondorf locks you up in some magical prison and you have to wait while some 4 year old plays Zelda to save you
I wish I had more to do this weekend.
Granted. Ganondorf has turned all the gamers in the world into 4 year olds so that they can't stop you, except he missed you. Now, you have to travel into the world of Hyrule and defeat Ganondorf before his transformation spell becomes permanent. Since today is Saturday, you only have the rest of today and all of tomorrow before the spell becomes permanent. If you fail, no one can stop Ganon and he'll destroy Hyrule and wherever you live.
I wish that the next person would make a wish for me.
granted, but this is where I can make it horrible for you.
he wishes he could become a women.
Granted, but then he/she ends up preggors.
I wish for candy.
Granted, but this candy has an odor that would make you want to chow down without stopping, no resistance, but it looks like poo, tastes like poo, but is actually magic aids that make you grow testicles with no sack so you can be kicked in them.
I wish I understood what I just granted.
Granted, but instead of being granted to me, you grant it to yourself.
Let's try this again. I wish for candy. Not poop.
alright then, Granted, but however the candy has a weird taste to it, it tastes like some one messed with the candy by putting a lot Urine on it. XP (can never escape from horrible candy).
I wish there were no more candy wishes.
Granted, but since wishes are only subjected to a single paragraph, this thread is not affected. However, in the world of this wish, there are no more candy-related wishes after this post...but Sh0rTi snaps, hunts you down, and snacks on your sweet, delicious heart.
I wish that the wishes in this thread were not limited to the world of the paragraph in which they were granted, but instead affected the world in which we live.
granted. but after that happens, someone Wrote in a book with your real name on it, then 40 seconds later you die of a heart attack.
I wish the spies would quit sapping our Sentry.
Granted, but you die.
I wish Silver would die.
Granted, but he ends up takin' you down with him.
I wish for a massage.
Granted, but it's lost due to lack of an inbox.
I wish for the best health.
Granted, but what you have in health, you now lack in brains.
I wish to dominate the world.
Granted. You now rule over a world of sand.
I wish I never aged.
Granted, as such , you die now.
I wish Twilight would die.
Granted, but you go to hell for saying that.
I wish I was drinking Vodka.
Granted, but you poop yourself every time you go out in public for some reason.
I wish I had a third arm coming out of my left nipple.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 11, 2010, 03:35:35 AM
Granted, but you poop yourself every time you go out in public for some reason.
I wish I had a third arm coming out of my left nipple.
Granted, but your left nipple chokes everyone you know and love to death. And then you die in your sleep from suffocation.
I wish that I had more time.
Quote from: MikeRoweSoft on January 11, 2010, 06:33:52 AM
Granted, but your left nipple chokes everyone you know and love to death. And then you die in your sleep from suffocation.
I wish that I had more time.
Granted, but you start moving in slow motion, so you waste the time anyway.
I wish I had a copy of Parappa the Rappa.
granted. but it's broken.
I wish I was wearing tights. ( we make look like Pansies, but call us wrong and will punch out your lights).ROFLOL
Granted, but your legs fall off.
I wish I had a rock collection.
Granted, but you must now pick up every rock you see or you'll dig yours eyes out with your thumb nails until you can't see them ever again.
I wish these wishes came true rather than some nerd saying "Granted, but *CONSEQUENCE*" then nothing happens.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 12, 2010, 12:35:01 AM
Granted, but you must now pick up every rock you see or you'll dig yours eyes out with your thumb nails until you can't see them ever again.
I wish these wishes came true rather than some nerd saying "Granted, but *CONSEQUENCE*" then nothing happens.
Granted, but *CONSEQUENCE*
I wish that...HOLY CRAP! IT IS A NARWHALE!
lol narwhale
I wish I had a cool necklace
you do, but the Jonas takes it, and gets away with it.
I wish I was as Fabulous as Micheal Jackson fake Plastic face.
Granted, but you can't sing/dance/look good/have kids/be awesome
I wish I ruled NSF.
granted. but however it's already taken down.
I wish the NSF was back up to replace the (rappy help forum.
Granted, but now it fails even more.
I wish to start my own host club. xD
nobody joins
I wish the universe everyone in it along with all parallel universes are destroyed!!
Well... now everything is boring because there is nothing. Nothing at all...
I wish to go to ACen this year.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on January 12, 2010, 10:25:35 PM
Well... now everything is boring because there is nothing. Nothing at all...
I was just trying to think of something that couldn't backfire
you can go this year, but never again
I wish I never went to HCC
Granted, but you will lose your left pinkey toe nail in Panda Express.
I wish there were White Castles here.
granted, but your city gets turned into a new england.
I wish I had a pizza.
Granted, but it's covered in anchovies and peanut butter.
I wish I had Subway.
Granted, but it's no 5 dollar 1 foot long.
no, it's a Ridiculous 1056 dollar 112 foot long sub. and they force you to pay.
I wish I became Obama.
You get shot.
I wish Silver was Obama.
he gets shot.
I wish Mystic become Kennedy.
He gets shot.
I wish I wasn't too crackhappy to sleep.
you get bombed with a Nuke.
I wish we all had nukes.
You die.
I wish Silver was Lincoln.
Honest Abe is now a lie.
I wish I had the ability to stop time and move freely in the time-compressed world.
Time blows up.
I wish SkyMyl's voice was real.
Wish failed. He is real; the SkyMyl you see is not. It's a clever manipulation done by Voice to make it seem... normal.
I wish for a ※.
...I can't grant it because I don't know what it is.
I wish that I wasn't tired.
Granted: you now have insomnia.
I wish you knew what a ※ was.
Granted, you just sleep forever.
I wish I was never hungry.
Granted. You never eat, and begin to look like Doodle.
I wish for a good sandwich.
granted, but the Heavy kills ya for it.
I wish I was Krystal.
Granted, you are some random girl in China named Krystle, there's a gun at your head and a dynamite in your vagina. The consequence is you have uncontrollable diarrhea.
I wish the letter "M" was taken out of the alphabet.
granted, but you become a female with a knife near the neck, and a stick is up your a**.
I wish Jr.dude would get his head out of the gutter.
He becomes homeless because his mind lives in the gutter.
I wish all the terrible music of this generation was never created.
granted, but all the good music turns into the crappy ones.
I wish I became a Nobody and joined Organization XIII.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 16, 2010, 12:36:53 AM
granted, but all the good music turns into the crappy ones.
I wish I became a Nobody and joined Organization XIII.
Granted, but I get a keyblade and defeat you.
I wish I had a keyblade.
Granter, but you lose your heart and become a Heartless and with the keyblade, you have to kill heartless, you can do the math there.
I wish for 1 more wish.
You must use that wish to make me happy.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted...you commit suicide...to escape your boredom...
...I wish I could go to sleep...
granted. you get flogged.
so now you can sleep all you want.
I wish I had some Guacamole.
The guacmole is ruined.
I wish my sister's crepe-making skills weren't epic fail.
Granted...they're epic suck now...
...I wish I had some pizza...
Quote from: Blue on January 18, 2010, 01:49:18 PM
Granted...they're epic suck now...
...I wish I had some pizza...
GRANTED. BUT IT'S REALLY HOT. HAHAHA.
I WISH I HAD MORE FIRE!
The all-consuming flames destroy you.
I wish I had more fire that didn't burn me or anything that I care about.
You had it, but lost it to me.
I wish that I could kill my enemies... with a nice smile on my face... without suffering consequences. >x3
THAT FIRE ONE HAD SO MUCH MORE POTENTIAL.
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE FIRE BUT IT BURNS EVERYTHING THAT THE PEOPLE HE LOVES CARE ABOUT, SO THEY IN TURN HATE HIM. HAHAHA BURN! BURN!
ANYWAY, WISH GRANTED, BUT YOUR ENEMIES TURN INTO CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES AND YOUR CONSCIOUS MAKES YOU NOT WANT TO KILL ANYMORE.
I WISH FOR A THOUSAND MORE WISHES.
granted. but before you grant another wish, I but out a 10 second bomb. and the wish costed all of your Rupees.
too bad you don't have your GBA SP for a escape heh heh heh.
Boom you lost your life.
I wish the Four swords was destroyed. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
You die with them.
I wish my pen was made of gold.
granted, but I kill you.
I wish I was not dead.
Granted, but you die right after.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted, but you are buried in a steel coffin deep underground while your hands are glued together and you are in a very uncomfortable position, you are like this forever.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Granted, but your dick is forever glued inside Rosie O'Donnell, no matter what you wish.
I wish I had a new sig.
Red is trying way to hard.
Granted but your avatar turns into a penis.
I wish something interesting would happen.
Yes, yes he is.
Granted. Obama signs a bill banning all use of the internet.
I wish I wasn't bored all day.
You're bored all night.
I wish I was never bored.
Granted but you have to do nothing forever and enjoy it.
I wish I didn't have to stay at my step moms house.
Granted, she dies. You are the top suspect in the murder for typing that message.
I wish for 5 googol dollars in pennies.
(Btw, Googol is a number, Google used it for it's name)
The pennies crush you to death.
I wish I had a fire that never stopped and wouldn't burn anything precious to me or anyone that I care about.
Granted but Red would steal it.
*I'm proud of that one*
I wish it was Sunday.
Granted, but it's ending in 30 mins.
I wish Mushrooms made you big and flowers gave you the ability to shoot elements from your hand.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 22, 2010, 12:38:23 AM
Granted, but it's ending in 30 mins.
I wish Mushrooms made you big and flowers gave you the ability to shoot elements from your hand.
Granted, but merely touching a hostile person kills you if you haven't eaten a mushroom recently.
You dun have a wish.
I wish Tael had wished for something.
Tael becomes mute, and cannot wish.
I wish that my deku scrub was real.
Granted but he turns you into one.
I wish I had majora's mask.
Granted, but it has no powers.
I wish I had a job.
Granted but you can't quit and the pay is 1 cent an hour.
I wish I had a quasidilla.
You get something that resembles a nasty, unwanted orgy because you wished for a quasidilla instead of a quesadilla.
I wish that my mind wasn't so conflicted right now.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on January 24, 2010, 03:01:59 PM
You get something that resembles a nasty, unwanted orgy because you wished for a quasidilla instead of a quesadilla.
I wish that my mind wasn't so conflicted right now.
Granted, but now your bowels are conflicted.
I wish for my history term paper to magically write itself.
Quote from: サイコヨッシ on January 24, 2010, 03:03:34 PM
Granted, but now your bowels are conflicted.
I wish for my history term paper to magically write itself.
Granted, but it magically fails.
I wish that people would die in a fire when they forgot to make a wish.
Granted, but you end up forgetting to make a wish.
/me Dies in a fire