Rob's Nuzlocke Challenge

[The Riddler]

I'm gonna attempt a Nuzlocke Challenge.

I'm gonna record it all via text, since I have no way of filming it.

Rules I'm going by:
1. Catch only the first Pokemon in an area, and if you don't catch it you must move on.
2. If a Pokemon faints, it's dead. Release it.
3. Must nickname all Pokemon.
4. If all Pokemon faint, it's game over.

This thread is for archiving my story. :3
If you have rule suggestions as well, feel free to tell me.


Hi, Professor. Nice to meet me? You live next door, I know who you are, sir.
*I think he's developing Alzheimer's...*
Yeah... no kidding? So Pokemon inhabit this world? I didn't know.

;_; You have to ask if I'm a boy or a girl? I'm a boy, you old coot.

...I LIVE NEXT DOOR. MY NAME IS ROB.

How do you remember that he's been my rival if you can't even remember my name?
...or his name? Come on, Professor, T.K. is gonna cry if he knows you forgot his name.

I guess I'll see you later.

[Thirdkoopa]

I'm in but I doubt I'll be able to do it fast if that's the challenge. busy :v

ALSO CAN WE RENAME THE GYM LEADERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

[JrDude]

So... what game are you doing?

[The Riddler]

So... what game are you doing?

Oh right. Leafgreen. The only version I have a copy I'm willing to erase.

*Note: I will rarely quote the other people. Leave that up to your imagination and the way I respond to them. If I do speak for them, it'll be with a >*


I woke up today and played some NES. Good thing my huge collection is here, 'cause I've got nothing else to keep myself occupied in this town. Wait, what's today? Ah! It's my birthday! I'm ten today!
I GET TO GET A POKEMON YES YES YES!

"Mom, it's time I left home. I'm a man, now. Goodbye."

Hmm.. She said Professor Oak was looking for me. He's probably in that tall grass over there.
>Wait!
I knew it.  "HEY PROFESSOR, LET'S GET ME A POKEYMAN."

Shit, T.K. is here. He's such a dick, been mean to me since we were little. He's always bragged how he'll "be the best master ever," blah blah shut the intercourse  up I hate you.

The old man is giving me first dibs. Hell yeah... now let's see...

Fire Lizard...
Toad with giant bulb thing...
Squirrel/Turtle hybrid...

Gotta go with Squirtle. "I shall name him Squishy. And he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
You're so cute, Squi-" T.K. is taking Bulbasaur? That prick.

"Oh well, thanks Professor, I'm out of here."
>NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND.
"What?"

He wants to battle. Hmm... I guess I should... but if I remember right he has a type advantage over me.
Fuck it.
"LET'S DO THIS! SHUT UP PROFESSOR I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"
"SQUISHY, USE WATERGUN. Wait, what? You don't know how? Alright then, TACKLE!"

His Bulbasaur responded to every one of my tackles with a tackle of his own, but didn't do much damage. Squishy came out victorious, and T.K. scurried away like the ninny that he is.

Maybe I should visit Mom before I leave. Nah, I already said my goodbyes. I need to be a man. OFF I GO.

Look, a Pidgey! The first wild Pokemon I've ever battled... this is BADASS. I can't wait to catch it!
"Hit him with a Tackle, Squishy!"
Wow, a critical hit. I should throw my Pokeball now.
Hold up. SHIT. I DIDN'T BRING ANY WITH ME.
"Gah, Squishy, kill it."

Poor little guy, I would have named him Junior.

*SAVE*
Going to bed. Will continue later.

[The Riddler]

So after the epic Pidgey battle, I camped out for the night. Squishy didn't get much rest, but I knew he'd been feeling good about himself. Time to move forward!

Some guy is offering Potions, but I don't take candy from strangers.
Haha, this vagina-y is afraid of jumping over the ledges.

SUDDENLY,  A WILD RATTATA APPEARS.
"Squishy, intercourse  him up!"
The Rattata smacked Squishy in the face with his tail, then tackled him. Squishy returned with ceaseless tackles.
He seems to be getting tired, but he put that ninny in it's place, and leveled up in the process. Ooh! He learned Bubble.

Ahh. Viridian City. Home of my coffee drinking Great Uncle Irvine. I wonder how he's doing.
...He's laying in the road. What the hell?
"UNCLE IRVINE, LET ME PASS."
>lol no go away
What an ass. Meh, I should stop by the Pokecenter anyway. Squishy could use some meds.
"Hi, you must be Nurse Joy! Squishy here needs some meds."
>Sure. Just place his ball here... and done! We hope to see you again!
"Thank...wait you hope he gets hurt again? BITCH."

I got out of there and flipped her off, then went over to the Pokemart to buy some Pokeballs, since I really don't feel like going home for them.

WOAH. This guy shouted at me the second I walked in.
>I won't sell you any Pokeballs unless you deliver this box.
"What's in the box?!"
>Don't worry about it.

Gah,  I don't have a choice, I guess.
Wild Rattata, etc etc. Squishy intercourse ed him up.
Wild Pidgey, etc etc. Squishy intercourse ed him up.
Wild...WAT. SHINY RATATA. FUCKING HELL. THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER SEEN A SHINY POKEMON IN A POKEMON GAME AND I DON'T HAVE A POKEBALL FUCKING SHIT PISS FUCK FUCK THIS GAME. SQUISHY FUCKED HIM UP AND I CRIED A LITTLE BIT.

*Save*

Fuck this game for tonight. I'm mad about that.

[JrDude]

"Gah, Squishy, kill it."

Poor little guy, I would have named him Junior.

Dick!

Wild...WAT. SHINY RATATA. FUCKING HELL. THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER SEEN A SHINY POKEMON IN A POKEMON GAME AND I DON'T HAVE A POKEBALL FUCKING SHIT PISS FUCK FUCK THIS GAME. SQUISHY FUCKED HIM UP AND I CRIED A LITTLE BIT.

*Save*

Fuck this game for tonight. I'm mad about that.

Hah.

[Zero]

lol I might as well do this with my Emerald

I got a Torchic and named him CHICKENMAN. All my nicknames will have "MAN" at the end. When I catch a Ralts it'll be a little odd if it gets to be a Gardevoir.

[DededeCloneChris]

lol I might as well do this with my Emerald

I got a Torchic and named him CHICKENMAN. All my nicknames will have "MAN" at the end. When I catch a Ralts it'll be a little odd if it gets to be a Gardevoir.

*Shurgs* Why did I just think about Digimon for a moment?

ON TOPIC:

This is like reading a fanfic of the sorts, but it actually happened...sort of.

[So_So_Man]

Someone threw a crapload of GBA ROMs on the network at my school, so I might do one of these

[Night the Lucario]

I'm toying with the idea of doing one on Red or Blue. Or maybe Yellow. Except the fact that on those games the Rival is ACTUALLY HARD TO FIGHT, especially in the beginning.

[Shujinco2]

I'm toying with the idea of doing one on Red or Blue. Or maybe Yellow. Except the fact that on those games the Rival is ACTUALLY HARD TO FIGHT, especially in the beginning.

do gold, the original. :3

[Night the Lucario]

I could do that. I can do any of the games up to the Third generation.

[Zero]

lol so far I have CHICKENMAN, WEEDMAN(Lotad) and PISSEDMAN(poochyena). Couldn't think of a good name for the pooch, if I think of a better one I'm renaming him. Haven't played much because I just got SMG2

[The Riddler]

Dogman?

[The Riddler]

This is gonna be a long story.
Maybe I should just do the key points, no conversation or thoughts.

Meh, back in Pallet. Gonna stop home for the night and grab my Pokeballs and cool off from that intercourse ing Rattata.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW THEM OUT?"
God dangit, Mom.

"NO, I DON'T WANNA SLEEP."
She made me go to bed anyway. I'm a intercourse ing man now and I can't even decide when I stay up?

I woke up with one thought: What's in this box? It's sealed pretty tightly...

So I bring the stuff to Oak, and he opens it up. EUREKA THEY'RE POKEBALLS GIVE ME SOME.
Oh, T.K. is here too. Douche. I don't even want your sisters map. (Little does he know, I've had sex with her.)
Five pokeballs? Stingy intercourse . And an electronic book? Boring.

I'm outtie. Heading north.... What's that? It's a wild Pidgey.
Shh.... SQUISHY JUMP ON IT!
Oh intercourse ing hell. Critical hit. R.I.P, Pidgey.
R.I.P Pidgey 2.
R.I.P Pidgey 3

Back to Viridian. Pokecenter... GLAD TO SEE ME AGAIN BITCH?
Buying some extra Pokeballs...and some antidotes.... I dunno they sound useful.
Hey Look, Great Uncle Irvine has his coffee. I can pass now, awes-
>HEY BOY LEMME TEACH YA TO CATCH A POKEMON
"No tha-"
>AND THEN YOU THROW THE BALL
"K, Cool."

Route Two. Time to try to catch something again.

And then, a Wild Rattata appears.
Squishy, spit on it!

* Reel Big Fish throws Pokeball...

CAUGHT!

Natasha has joined the team!

You know, I forgot to check that side route.

Route

Oooh, a Monkey-Pig.
Go, Squishy! BLOW BUBBLES.

* Reel Big Fish throws Pokeball...

OH NO! IT BROKE FREE! TRY AGAIN.

* Reel Big Fish throws Pokeball....

CAUGHT!

Rita has joined the team!

What's that building ov-
God dangit, it's T.K.

TO BE CONTINUED.
*SAVE*