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Kiosk => News/Updates => Topic started by: Vaatix on June 28, 2009, 09:03:12 AM

Title: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Vaatix on June 28, 2009, 09:03:12 AM
No, intercourse  Michael Jackson.

Billy Mays died today. He was found this way in his home.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Our hearts go out to the Mays family, and if Vince Offer gloats we'll send our resident Heavy after him with Natascha.

Rumor has it the mess that was left behind made a stain. It was cleaned up with OXICLEAN and dried with ZORBIES.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: SkyMyl on June 28, 2009, 09:19:16 AM
He will be forever remembered for his infomercials.

RIP, Billy Mays.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Kilroy on June 28, 2009, 09:21:31 AM
Billy Mays was one of the greatest men to ever live. RIP, Billy, RIP.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: … on June 28, 2009, 09:31:45 AM
I wonder who's next?
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Lohn Jocke on June 28, 2009, 09:33:57 AM
I made a vid on it:
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Tsumaru on June 28, 2009, 09:42:30 AM
Michael Jackson's death saddened me way more, but the great Billy Mays will be missed.

There are not enough Zorbees in the world to soak up my tears.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Qsmash on June 28, 2009, 10:12:53 AM
I hate summer. Everyone awesome dies. Last summer, Issac Hayes and Bernie Mac died. Now this summer, MJ, Farrah, AND BILLY MAYES. D:

I call shenanigans.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: jnfs2014 on June 28, 2009, 10:13:18 AM
His commercials were the best. :(
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Java on June 28, 2009, 10:48:42 AM
R.I.P. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

Now I feel like buying OxyClean...
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Triforceman22 on June 28, 2009, 10:50:59 AM
NO!

intercourse  :(
R.I.P Billy Mays
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on June 28, 2009, 11:03:17 AM
It's the intercourse ing life to death action.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Tupin on June 28, 2009, 11:09:31 AM
I can't believe it. That's all I can say.  :'(

I'm going to buy some OxyClean,  the first product I ever saw him advertise.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Lotos on June 28, 2009, 11:28:56 AM
This is impossible.  Michael Jackson was immortal.  That makes Billy Mays more than immortal.  Congress better have a moment of silence for our man Billy if they did for Jacko.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: bluaki on June 28, 2009, 12:08:05 PM
He apparently died in the same city I live in; Tampa, Florida. D=
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: The Seventh on June 28, 2009, 12:24:08 PM
I'll always miss the enthusiasum he gave to the commercials he was in.

WHY SO YOUNG ;_;

Now what will the show pitchmen do?  They lost at least half of the show...

And who'll replace him?  Everyone will be hard pressed to try and find someone as good as him...
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Custom on June 28, 2009, 12:31:28 PM
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( GOODBYE BILLY MAYS I WILL MISS YOU SO  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

DAMN YOU VINCE OFFER
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Wabba on June 28, 2009, 03:20:07 PM
2 cups of oxyclean in his a coffee a day keeps the doctor away. :(


He was an awesome person, I still buy oxyclean to this day because of him.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: JrDude on June 28, 2009, 04:07:27 PM
He's selling OxiClean in heaven now :(
RIP Billy Mays
WHO WILL BE NEXT?!
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Macawmoses on June 28, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Terrible shame. We should have a Billy Mays rank in his honor.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Cornwad on June 28, 2009, 08:14:17 PM
Quote from: Macbeth on June 28, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Terrible shame. We should have a Billy Mays rank in his honor.

That sounds good to me. I think Billy dieing was the first time I was truly depressed when I heard a celebrity died. The infomercial industry is all but finished at this point.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Mystic on June 28, 2009, 08:36:16 PM
MJ and Billy are having a shouting match in the afterlife. Those men loved to yell.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Jono2 on June 29, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
heard this one on Power 97 this morning

"You know how celebrity deaths usually come in 3s, right?"

"Leave it to Billy Mays to throw one in for free!"
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Lotos on June 29, 2009, 03:22:34 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on June 29, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
heard this one on Power 97 this morning

"You know how celebrity deaths usually come in 3s, right?"

"Leave it to Billy Mays to throw one in for free!"

I lol'd ;-;  Why did it  have to be Michael and Billy?  Why couldn't it be Britney Spears and Vince Offer?
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Super on June 29, 2009, 04:15:24 PM
There were 4 recent celebrity deaths, Jono.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Macawmoses on June 29, 2009, 06:41:35 PM
Quote from: Super on June 29, 2009, 04:15:24 PM
There were 4 recent celebrity deaths, Jono.
Don't tell me you're serious. He understood that. The free one was Billy Mays.
Title: Re: More Fun with Serious Discussion
Post by: DDantas on June 29, 2009, 09:56:28 PM
It's sad. Also, it's spelt Zorbeez
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Mystic on June 30, 2009, 08:04:53 AM
Quote from: Super on June 29, 2009, 04:15:24 PM
There were 4 recent celebrity deaths, Jono.
6. 2 sets of 3 D:

Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson

Gale Storm
Billy Mays
Fred Travalena
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 30, 2009, 02:31:55 PM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH...oh wait nevermind. ;____;
I can't believe it...I just watched Pitchmen a few days ago, it's hard to believe he's dead. :(
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Jono2 on June 30, 2009, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Mystic on June 30, 2009, 08:04:53 AM
6. 2 sets of 3 D:

Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson

Gale Storm
Billy Mays
Fred Travalena

Gale Storm - Who?

Fred Travelena - Who?
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Zero on June 30, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
Oxyclean never worked lol

Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Wabba on July 01, 2009, 06:15:25 PM
Quote from: Zero on June 30, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
Oxyclean never worked lol
Your crazy, I use it all the time.

Keeps my clothes smelling fresh and stain free.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Captain Justice on July 01, 2009, 07:02:52 PM
They did a Pitchmen marathon all day today.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Omega12 on July 01, 2009, 08:02:21 PM
It ended with a remembrance of Billy.

:'(
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: L10 on July 03, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
:(

From now on, on all caps day(June 28th) whoever doesn't post in all caps should be banned.


"We will miss you Billy"

:(
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Macawmoses on July 05, 2009, 03:45:26 AM
That's a wise idea
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Zero on July 09, 2009, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: Persona7 on July 01, 2009, 06:15:25 PM
You're crazy, I use it all the time.

Keeps my clothes smelling fresh and stain free.

Never worked for me or anyone else I know. Go figure.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Thirteenthorder on July 09, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru on June 28, 2009, 09:42:30 AM
Michael Jackson's death saddened me way more, but the great Billy Mays will be missed.

There are not enough Zorbees in the world to soak up my tears.
Then try a ShamWow!
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 13, 2009, 01:32:45 PM
Can I lock this now?
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Java on July 13, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Mystic on June 30, 2009, 08:04:53 AM
6. 2 sets of 3 D:

Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson

Gale Storm
Billy Mays
Fred Travalena
There was also Steve McNair who died on July 4th.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Vaatix on July 13, 2009, 09:37:06 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 13, 2009, 01:32:45 PM
Can I lock this now?
A man died, and you want to lock the thread we made to commemorate him? You are sick.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Level_9_Chao on July 14, 2009, 02:33:55 PM
...But will they still show his commercials?

And am I still allowed to enjoy them in the same fashion I have been doing for so long?

Life feels... empty...
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on July 16, 2009, 09:26:00 PM
Quote from: Level_9_Chao on July 14, 2009, 02:33:55 PM
...But will they still show his commercials?
I saw a Mighty Putty commercial the other day.

Billy's spirit lives on...on our TV screens. Throughout our minds. In our hearts.
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: Totla on July 16, 2009, 10:48:11 PM
Quote from: Thirteenthorder on July 09, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
Then try a ShamWow!
banned forever
Title: Re: NSFCD Mourns the loss of one of the great men of our time.
Post by: The Seventh on July 17, 2009, 07:44:39 AM
I read somewhere it may have been a heart attack that got to him D=

At least it was in his sleep instead of when he was awake.  My grandmother had a look of terror on her face when she was having a stroke, so...

:(
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