Here's the deal gentlemen, and it's not that hard:
POST
That's right, that's all that this contest is about. Post in this thread.
You might be wondering "Post? That's all?" (while Mack might be wondering "Post? I sure hope they're good). Well the thing is,
I don't care about the content of the post. However, you may want to read the bottom of this post just in case you don't want to get banned.
Now, the goal of this contest is one thing:
Beat the Town Square's post count.A laughable feat, you may say, but hey, here's the thing:
Once this thread gets more replies than the Vaatix Town Square (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=575.0), I will get 3 random numbers from random.org (http://random.org/), and those three users will get either 2000 Wii Points or 1600 Microsoft Points, whichever they choose.Hey, there's another stat here, too!
The Vaatix Town Square (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=575.0)
also holds the title for the most viewed thread!
So!
If the view count for this thread
beats that of the Vaatix Town Square (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=575.0)
before this thread beats the number of posts in the Vaatix Town Square (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=575.0), I will
DOUBLE the Wii Points/Microsoft Points received in the end!
Now, I'm going to say this again,
I don't care what goes on in this thread. (within reason, see below) Got a question? PM me or a staff member like Mack, Super, or Silver.
Good luck, brethren. I shall see you in this thread again if and when it beats the Vaatix Town Square!
ALSO I MIGHT WANT TO MENTION YOU MAY POST AS MANY TIMES AS YOU PLEASE (DUH)EDIT(s) TO THE RULES:
- DON'T SPAM (seriously, don't, it pisses the poop out of mack, and bad things happen when mack get mad)
- MAKE THE POST PRODUCTIVE (This is basically the same thing as above, but really, treat it as a chat thread. Got a neat YouTube link? Post it here
- DON'T DOUBLE POST (again, same thing as the first rule, but Mack gets really mad when this happens. If you double post, you get 25% warning. Once you hit 100%, you're banned for at least a week. To quote The Heavy, "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH THIS IS BAD")
- IF, WHEN I SELECT THE WINNING POSTS, THE POST HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FOLLOWING:
GREGG CASEY
DAFT PUNK
THE PLANET PLUTO
WARCRAFT (the RTS series, not WoW)
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
COCA~COLA
THE USER WHO POSTED WILL NOT ONLY WIN THE WII POINTS/MICROSOFT POINTS, THEY WILL WIN A SPEEEEEEEEEECIAL PRIZE.
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And that's about it. Also, the contest
is prone to being randomly closed for god knows what because something stupid might happen. Sorry if it does!
[spoiler]
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I think if we needed another Chat Thread it would've been made already...
This sounds incredibly like ThunderHero4's fiction threads, in which he openly encouraged talk of the weather. While he has the right to suggest what goes on in his thread, we still have global rules for a reason. Which means, unfortunately, I can't allow spam/flames/etc. etc. to occur in here. In fact, I'll have to chat with the staff to see if it should even be allowed to be open...because it is a chat thread. But it has my endorsement.
tl;dr
Don't break rules and I'm cool with this
Quote from: Macbeth on July 11, 2009, 06:13:54 PMDon't break rules and I'm cool with this
I knew I should have posted that. (oh god i broke my own rules please dont ban me :()
A chat thread?....in Toad House? Cool by me.
I'll be using Nintendo's new system by the time this thread beats the Town Square, in which Wii Points are obsolete.
Everyone double post!
i dunno what to post in here
[jibberjabber]
yeah idk lol
LET'S SAY NAUGHTY WORDS!...
Pee pee.
I'm so badass.
Stupid. Dang it, I'm so bad. :(
Vagina.
...I just realized, this is the first time I've made a post that contained the word "vagina" in it.
So basically this is a spam thread.
I can make this thread get 500 posts in a week. :)
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 11, 2009, 10:08:50 PM
So basically this is a spam thread.
Look, do you want 2000 Wii points or not?
I might get banned if I spam 2500 times. :(
You know what's great? Bacon.
But not just bacon. Good bacon.
With eggs and toast.
But bacon can make you sad.
It can lead to heart disease if you eat it every day.
That is why you must treat bacon with great respect.
A kind of religious devotion.
You must love bacon in moderation.
Thus, every Sunday is bacon day.
Following bacon day will lead to supreme happiness.
But you might still have a heart attack.
Because you are lazy.
Bacon + laziness = death
Your bacon is gay. So is your spamming.
Spamming is what is going to win the contest. And I'm bored.
Salty ice cream is pretty good too.
But you can't beat mint chocolate chip.
That's the stuff.
You do know spamming isn't aloud in this contest? Or at least 7 straight posts.
Hah rules.
Fine.
What do you think you're doing
you don't need a post for every
sentence.
I think you forgot a
The Kilroy Town Square y/n
No. Kilroy will never beat the VTS.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z8/DOODLEboy99/WTF.gif)
Goomba enters the Super Mario Kart Grand Prix in lovely fashion.
Double posting is stupid unless there's a legit reason to.
Next double post (unless sensible) will result in a minimum of 25% warn, triple to 50%, quadruple to 75%, and anything over that is banned for a minimum of a week.
Quote from: Macbeth on July 12, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
Next double post (unless sensible) will result in a minimum of 25% warn, triple to 50%, quadruple to 75%, and anything over that is banned for a minimum of a week.
I think this contest isn't going to go anywhere at that rate.
Unless people post right after each other.
Let's face it, this will never beat the TS. Double posting is spam, and I don't want poop on this forum.
...why not this be a chat thread on the happenings of Toad House?..
The Toad House Lobby.
Quote from: Macbeth on July 12, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
Next double post (unless sensible) will result in a minimum of 25% warn, triple to 50%, quadruple to 75%, and anything over that is banned for a minimum of a week.
I assume that means I
can't make an autoposting bot, then.
EDIT: at least, until someone else double posts.
We will crush Vaatix.
[spoiler]Or not.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Tsumaru on July 12, 2009, 07:50:34 PM
We will crush Vaatix.
[spoiler]Or not.[/spoiler]
The latter. And helping doesn't guarantee you a prize, either.
Quote from: KJ on July 12, 2009, 07:55:24 PM
The latter. And helping doesn't guarantee you a prize, either.
It's sort of like pooshing zee leetle kart up a 91 degree hill. You might not think you're going anywhere with it, but you're actually pushing it backwards (and defying physics).
That made me cry.
So, I'm listening to a 72-minute long mashup.
Your post Kilroy. Because I couldn't read it for a few minutes. Then the obviousness hit me.
KAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Is what Goku says when he shoots light from his hands.
Do you think DBZ people have little holes in their hands so they can do that?
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on July 12, 2009, 08:35:11 PM
KAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Is what Goku says when he shoots light from his hands.
Do you think DBZ people have little holes in their hands so they can do that?
Obviously.
We must poosh leetle cart?
Let's get a little technical here.
Mack said we can't double post, but what about sandwich post? You post, someone else does, then you post again, and so on for a long time.
What's the problem with double-posting again?
Seems like every forum has an issue against it.
Quote from: Tsumaru on July 12, 2009, 08:42:43 PM
What's the problem with double-posting again?
Seems like every forum has an issue against it.
Well when you can edit your post, it's very retarded to double post.
I could get REAL technical on the DBZ thing, but I don't feel like it.
BTW, does anyone even think this is going to go over the Vattix Town Square?
Quote from: MagnumSonic on July 12, 2009, 10:27:09 PM
I could get REAL technical on the DBZ thing, but I don't feel like it.
BTW, does anyone even think this is going to go over the Vattix Town Square?
Nope.
Coincidentally, I'm watching DBGT right now. I'm on the Shadow Dragon that can raise his body temperature.
I forgot how much fanservice GT was.
Eh, GT didn't seem like very much effort was put into it.
Quote from: Kierou on July 13, 2009, 02:51:36 AM
Eh, GT didn't seem like very much effort was put into it.
I poked your sig. It tempted me to.
Just thought you should know.
MY _____ IS ON FIRE!
Tropics
4 word game go.
Once upon a time
And the game said
I'm gonna go Ice Skating soon ^-^
Failtopic?
Quote from: Kilroy has a cheap suit on July 15, 2009, 07:39:08 PM
Maybe.
*sniff*
Maybe.
Not maybe, it is FACT.
Since this will never reach the goal, can you just give me the Wii points to take the burden away?
Or...
You could change the goal. At first, try and get to a certain amount of pages (like 100). Once it has reached that goal, randomly choose someone to win a smaller reward. Then make the new goal be to triple the pages and views. Once that has been complete, give out another small prize randomly. Then try and get it onto the stats for views, another for posts, more prizes, and so on. The prizes don't have to just be Wii Points and MS Points, either. You could give the choice between a few small things, that way you don't burn a hole in your wallet.
Burn a hole in his wallet..?
This thread hasn't even reached page 10, I highly doubt it will reach 100.
FIRST TO PAGE 10 WINS?
I thought I'd post here.
So does anyone play Flyff?
You must construct additional pylons.
Can you just say I win so I can buy a game? =3
brb hiding 3 supply depots
Jr. is point whoring.
So, one with my post.
As I was conversing with Napoleon the other day as to the benefits of multi-racial soldiers in an invasionary force I heard a rap at the door. "Come in," I spat, like so many tobacco juice laden phrases before it. The door to my studio apartment creaked open and Napoleon raised an eyebrow inquiring why I should have a visitor so late. The door flung open just as the clock struck 11 and my mind filled with dread as I saw the dark figure outlined by sparkle of raindrops.
I must have been very deep in drink to not have noticed the rain, for now it was a full blown gale. The figure, who I guessed to be male by the broadness of shoulders, took off his rain coat and fedora, hanging each on the highly ornate coat rack next to the welcome mat. Funny thing this coat rack, it had been a gift from the Scandinavian Embassy after I had disposed of the notorious Fruit Pate gang that had been wreaking havoc in the capital city.
The man sat in the empty chair next to Napoleon who shot me a swift glance. I offered the man a drink and he responded with a gruff, "Thank you," in a voice that reminded me of a cab driver I had once met in Paris. Odd man, he had but one leg, the other lost in a water polo accident of some sort. I asked what his business here was and he was slow to answer, as if he was still considering whether to divulge the information he carried.
He told me that some days ago his wife had been abducted in the dead of night, with no evidence left at the scene but a stale bagget. Knowing I was Paris' foremost private investigator, he requested I should help him in exchange for 50,000 francs. Under my breath I laughed, as if so paltry a sum could buy my services. But as of late my business had been going quite slow, and if it were not for my weekly backgammon match with Napoleon I would surely die of boredom.
I took the case. It would be the worst choice of my life.
This is taking forever.
I'm a carrot.
Like I said, it won't make it to 100, that much is obvious.
It might not even make it to 10.
Heh, good luck with this. The chances of this getting over 1000 posts anytime soon are the same as the chances of Pluto becoming an official planet again.
KABLOOM.
HI GUyS TALK TO ME
I bet that if Kilroy posted this on Nsider 2's Power On, it'd get deleted because of too much spam.
Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 23, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
I bet that if Kilroy posted this on Nsider 2's Power On, it'd get deleted because of too much spam.
lolwut
All of the NS2 Power On people would spam it constantly.
Quote from: Zovistograt on July 21, 2009, 05:20:29 AM
Heh, good luck with this. The chances of this getting over 1000 posts anytime soon are the same as the chances of Pluto becoming an official planet again.
Oh well. :3
This will get over 1000 posts.............eventually.
It will die way before that, almost guaranteed.
It's more likely for Nintendo to trade the Kongs with Banjo Kazooie and Conker.
Well we've already kept it alive for 7 pages, and it's us who decide its fate.
So, who knows.
Vattix knows.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family"
That's no way to treat clowns. :(
How do you think they're so gosh darn crazy?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 26, 2009, 03:55:02 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family"
he's an alcohol
They're eating an alchohol!?
Kilroy is an alcohol and is destroying his family.
Kilroy would just pass out.
Kilroy owns lots and lots of porn.
21.1 GIGS.
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on July 27, 2009, 04:16:41 PM
Kilroy owns lots and lots of porn.
Be Quiet, ThisIsU Jr. >:(
Transformers 2 has a gay theme song.
We hit 100 recently...
The TS just hit 16000 not too long ago
WE CAN DO IT GUYS ^_^
VAATIX TOWN SQUARE
CAN WE BEAT IT
VAATIX TOWN SQUARE
YES WE CAN!
(To the theme of Bob the Builder)