This game is simple. I'll start you all off with a simple phrase, and the next poster has to change, add, or remove a word.
The only rules are these:
Whatever you do the phrase, it must still make sense.
You can make up to two changes/additions/removals.
You cannot change the word the person before you changed.
You cannot change or remove the word the person before you added.
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I like to drive fast cars.
I like to sexually ride girls.
... well that didn't take long to go into the gutter ^_^
I like to tip over girls.
I like to tip over cows. >.>
He likes to tip over cows >.>
He likes to tip delivery drives.
>.> isn't a word. :3
She likes to tip off delivery drives.
Er, "drives" is supposed to be "drivers."
D:
He likes to tip delivery drivers.
Oh! That changes quite a bit.
He likes to rip off delivery drivers.
He likes to rip off delivery drivers in bed.
He likes to eat out delivery drivers in bed.
He likes to eat take out delivery drivers in bed.
KJ, you can't change what the person before you changed. :3
So I'm stealing yours.
He likes to rip off the tags in bed.
btw guys, punctuation doesn't count as a word.
So if you wanna add/remove punctuation to make something make sense, go for it.
She likes to rip off clothes tags in bed.
He likes to rip off children.
He likes to give children sweets.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 27, 2010, 01:43:43 PM
He likes to give children sweets.
Made three changes. :3
Stealin'.
He likes to flip off little children.
What? No, there are only two changes there.
This was the one I changed: He likes to rip off children.
This is mine: He likes to give children sweets.
Give replaces 'rip off', and you put 'sweets' at the end.
Oh well, it doesn't matter.
He likes to flip little children.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 27, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
What? No, there are only two changes there.
This was the one I changed: He likes to rip off children.
This is mine: He likes to give children sweets.
Give replaces 'rip off', and you put 'sweets' at the end.
Oh well, it doesn't matter.
He likes to flip little children.
Rip off is two words. :3
You changed rip or off and removed the other, then added sweets. That's a total of three changes.
Not stealin', repostin' for next person:
He likes to flip little children.
Quote from: Rosencrantz on March 27, 2010, 01:30:09 PM
KJ, you can't change what the person before you changed. :3
So I'm stealing yours.
He likes to rip off the tags in bed.
btw guys, punctuation doesn't count as a word.
So if you wanna add/remove punctuation to make something make sense, go for it.
The person before me added "in bed" and I didn't change that D:
Quote from: Smokey the Bear on March 27, 2010, 01:55:50 PM
The person before me added "in bed" and I didn't change that D:
oh ffff, i'm sorry. ;__________;
Quote from: Rosencrantz on March 27, 2010, 01:57:21 PM
oh ffff, i'm sorry. ;__________;
S'ok, I don't mind. We can keep going with yours even though you stole mine :P.
He likes to love little children.
She likes to love little children.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 27, 2010, 02:03:40 PM
She likes to love little children.
She hates to breed little children.
She hates to breed little dogs.
She likes to rip off clothes and spoiler tags in bed
Quote from: Third K on March 27, 2010, 03:07:00 PM
She likes to rip off clothes and spoiler tags in bed
WAY late.
Skippin' you.
She hates to breed little dogs with fleas.
She loves to pet little dogs with fleas.
She loves to pet little cats with no fleas
It loves to pet gigantic cats with no fleas.
It sucks to eat gigantic alligators with fleas.
Quote from: Light on March 28, 2010, 12:57:27 AM
It sucks to eat out ginormous alligators with fleas.
It sucks to carve out ginormouse pumpkins with fleas.
It fails to carve out ginormous pumpkins and fleas
She loves to pet large cats with no ticks.
...I was on the wrong page... sorry.
It fails to carve out dead pumpkins and living fleas.
It fails to carve out dead pumpkins and living spiders.
It fails to carve out dead pumpkins and living spiders with fire.
Ash Ketchum fails to carve out dead pumpkins and living spiders with fire.
Quote from: Rayquarian on May 15, 2010, 01:39:24 AM
Ash Ketchum like to carve out dead puppies and living spiders with fire.
Ash Ketchum like to carve out dead puppies and living spiders with a spoon.
Ash Ketchum like to carve out dead puppies and living spiders with a knife.
Ash Ketchum like to rape dead puppies and living spiders with a knife.
Quote from: Zorua on May 19, 2010, 12:35:15 PM
Ash Ketchum like to rape dead puppies and living spiders with a chicken.
Ash Ketchum like to cactus rape dead puppies and living spiders with a chicken.
Ash Ketchum like to cactus rape dead puppies and living spiders with an umbrella.
Ash Ketchum like to butt rape dead puppies and living spiders with an umbrella.
Ash Ketchum like to butt rape small puppies and living spiders with an umbrella.
Ash Ketchum like to butt rape small girls and hairy spiders with an umbrella.
Hank Ketchum like to butt rape small girls and hairy spiders with an umbrella.
Hank Ketchum: to butt rape small girls and hairy spiders with an umbrella.
SilverHawk79 Ketchum like to butt rape small girls and hairy NSFCDers with an umbrella.
Quote from: SilverHunter35 on July 17, 2010, 08:25:12 PM
SilverHawk79 Ketchum like to butt small girls and hairy NSFCDers with an umbrella.
SilverHawk79 Ketchum like to butt SkyMyl's girls and hairy NSFCDers with an umbrella.
SilverHawk79 Ketchum like to butt girls and hairy NSFCDers with an umbrella.