I have an excellent Zelda newcomer

[thunderhero4]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad he never cries

he has also counted to infinity twice

he also has a fist in his beard

thats impossible

so's your face
OH BURN

he also can withstand a nuclear missile attack...and OOH BURN!

[DededeCloneChris]

Hmm...

[Avion-Finch]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

old fad is old

[MD_Slider]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad he never cries

he has also counted to infinity twice

he also has a fist in his beard

thats impossible

So having a fist in one's beard is impossible but counting to infinity twice and having cancer-curing tears is possible? Haha, I find that very humorous.

[Shujinco2]

He is already in the Mojo. :P

yeh, but not the dojo, and if hes a newcomer, he would be the most powerful...and while were on this topic, i just saw a chuck norris commercial where he took pictures of these kids and made it look like he was roundhouse kicking them on his cpu...any one else see it?

"You don't know who your dealing with."

The mountain dew commercial, right?

[Depster]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad he never cries

he has also counted to infinity twice

he also has a fist in his beard

thats impossible

So having a fist in one's beard is impossible but counting to infinity twice and having cancer-curing tears is possible? Haha, I find that very humorous.

Chuck Norris's wife burnt the Thanksgiving Turkey, so he went outside.  5 minutes later he came back in with a live turkey, ate it, and spit it back up cooked, stuffed, and with cranberry sauce.  When his wife asked him how he did it he roundhouse kicked her in the face and said "Don't question Chuck!"

Also, Chuck Norris was going to be in street fighter 2, but they took him out because they couldn't stop the glitch where every single move was a super Chuck-Norris roundhouse kick.  He then said "That's no glitch!" and roundhouse kicked all the developers.

[thunderhero4]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad he never cries

he has also counted to infinity twice

he also has a fist in his beard

thats impossible

So having a fist in one's beard is impossible but counting to infinity twice and having cancer-curing tears is possible? Haha, I find that very humorous.

Chuck Norris's wife burnt the Thanksgiving Turkey, so he went outside.  5 minutes later he came back in with a live turkey, ate it, and spit it back up cooked, stuffed, and with cranberry sauce.  When his wife asked him how he did it he roundhouse kicked her in the face and said "Don't question Chuck!"

Also, Chuck Norris was going to be in street fighter 2, but they took him out because they couldn't stop the glitch where every single move was a super Chuck-Norris roundhouse kick.  He then said "That's no glitch!" and roundhouse kicked all the developers.

thats our chuck! ;D

[tollhouse2006]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad he never cries

he has also counted to infinity twice

he also has a fist in his beard

thats impossible

So having a fist in one's beard is impossible but counting to infinity twice and having cancer-curing tears is possible? Haha, I find that very humorous.

Chuck Norris's wife burnt the Thanksgiving Turkey, so he went outside.  5 minutes later he came back in with a live turkey, ate it, and spit it back up cooked, stuffed, and with cranberry sauce.  When his wife asked him how he did it he roundhouse kicked her in the face and said "Don't question Chuck!"

Also, Chuck Norris was going to be in street fighter 2, but they took him out because they couldn't stop the glitch where every single move was a super Chuck-Norris roundhouse kick.  He then said "That's no glitch!" and roundhouse kicked all the developers.

thats our chuck! ;D

:D That's great.

[thunderhero4]

He is already in the Mojo. :P

yeh, but not the dojo, and if hes a newcomer, he would be the most powerful...and while were on this topic, i just saw a chuck norris commercial where he took pictures of these kids and made it look like he was roundhouse kicking them on his cpu...any one else see it?

"You don't know who your dealing with."

The mountain dew commercial, right?

yepp...it was hilarious! :D

[DededeCloneChris]

I have another Zelda newcomer:

Aisha.

[JrDude]

Chuck Norris was originaly a Woodchuck

[thunderhero4]

Chuck Norris was originaly a Woodchuck

was not...he was a stallion...

[Eizweir]

heres the newcomer we need:



CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad he never cries

he has also counted to infinity twice

he also has a fist in his beard

thats impossible

So having a fist in one's beard is impossible but counting to infinity twice and having cancer-curing tears is possible? Haha, I find that very humorous.

Chuck Norris's wife burnt the Thanksgiving Turkey, so he went outside.  5 minutes later he came back in with a live turkey, ate it, and spit it back up cooked, stuffed, and with cranberry sauce.  When his wife asked him how he did it he roundhouse kicked her in the face and said "Don't question Chuck!"

Also, Chuck Norris was going to be in street fighter 2, but they took him out because they couldn't stop the glitch where every single move was a super Chuck-Norris roundhouse kick.  He then said "That's no glitch!" and roundhouse kicked all the developers.

thats our chuck! ;D

:D That's great.

he was also going to be in the original Megaman, but it made the game unbeatable, when told about this glitch, he said "It's not a glitch."
Is it just me or does he have a lot of glitches in his life?

[thunderhero4]

seems so...but theyre not glitches, hes just too strong... :D

[DededeCloneChris]

AHEM!!!