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FUNNY JOKES!!

Started by Jayman321, January 01, 2008, 07:18:23 PM

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Jayman321

 ;D ;D ;DHAHAHA HAHAHA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DI WOULD TYPE DA POST BUT I'M LAUGHIN!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D

Ok anyway,  ;DSHARE YOUR JOKES! ;D  People who smile and laugh live longer!  SO MAKE US LAUGH! 

There are three people in life, people who can do math, and people who can't.

Share you funny jokes, or things that just make you think funny and things that screw up your brain!!!

Wiimetroid

 Took me awhile to get that one :D Reminds me of this:

There are 10 types of peeople in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't  (Yeah, old, but a good one ;D)

Why'd the blonde climb the chain-link fence?















To see what was on the other side :O :D



Silverhawk79

...These are the worst jokes I've ever heard.

Tahrann

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 01, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
...These are the worst jokes I've ever heard.

Yeah, the jokes fail just a bit...
Puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!

BENELLISBE2

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 01, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
...These are the worst jokes I've ever heard.
no this is...

a blonde went in to an electric store and said "can i get this tv?" and the clerk said "we don't sell electronics to blondes" so the blonde went and dyed her hair and went back and said "can i get this tv?" and the clerk said "i already told u we don't sell electronics to blondes" then the blonde said "how did u know i am a blonde?" and the clerk said "because that is a microwave"   HAHA!

britneymahboy

Why did i tell my mom tell help me get my dildo out of my vagina-y?

Because the 911 wasn't coming. :O :D :( :(
 Please stop making such crude sexual references, and try to post more intelligently.
NAMBLA

Tahrann

#6
Puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!

Friendly Hostile

Quote from: Tahrann on January 01, 2008, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 01, 2008, 07:49:19 PM
Why did i tell my mom tell help me get my dildo out of my p***y?

Because the 911 wasn't coming. :O :D :( :(

This user is currently ignored.
ur not doin it rite

えっちーせんぱい

Quote from: britneymahboy on January 01, 2008, 07:49:19 PM
Why did i tell my mom tell help me get my dildo out of my vagina-y?

Because the 911 wasn't coming. :O :D :( :(
You're a sad person.

Tahrann

Puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!