Make a Wish at a Price

[SkyMyl]

...I can't grant it because I don't know what it is.

I wish that I wasn't tired.

[Kayo]

Granted: you now have insomnia.

I wish you knew what a ※ was.

[Mystic]

Granted, you just sleep forever.

I wish I was never hungry.

[Kayo]

Granted. You never eat, and begin to look like Doodle.

I wish for a good sandwich.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but the Heavy kills ya for it.

I wish I was Krystal.

[JrDude]

Granted, you are some random girl in China named Krystle, there's a gun at your head and a dynamite in your vagina. The consequence is you have uncontrollable diarrhea.

I wish the letter "M" was taken out of the alphabet.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but you become a female with a knife near the neck, and a stick is up your a**.

I wish Jr.dude would get his head out of the gutter.

[Anarchy_Jas]

He becomes homeless because his mind lives in the gutter.

I wish all the terrible music of this generation was never created.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but all the good music turns into the crappy ones.

I wish I became a Nobody and joined Organization XIII.

[Rayquarian]

granted, but all the good music turns into the crappy ones.

I wish I became a Nobody and joined Organization XIII.

Granted, but I get a keyblade and defeat you.

I wish I had a keyblade.

[JrDude]

Granter, but you lose your heart and become a Heartless and with the keyblade, you have to kill heartless, you can do the math there.

I wish for 1 more wish.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You must use that wish to make me happy.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[SkyMyl]

Granted...you commit suicide...to escape your boredom...

...I wish I could go to sleep...

[Dark Dragon]

granted. you get flogged.
so now you can sleep all you want.

I wish I had some Guacamole.

[Anarchy_Jas]

The guacmole is ruined.

I wish my sister's crepe-making skills weren't epic fail.