Make a Wish at a Price

[SkyMyl]

Granted...they're epic suck now...

...I wish I had some pizza...

[The Riddler]

Granted...they're epic suck now...

...I wish I had some pizza...

GRANTED. BUT IT'S REALLY HOT. HAHAHA.

I WISH I HAD MORE FIRE!

[Triforce_Luigi]

The all-consuming flames destroy you.

I wish I had more fire that didn't burn me or anything that I care about.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You had it, but lost it to me.

I wish that I could kill my enemies... with a nice smile on my face... without suffering consequences. >x3

[The Riddler]

THAT FIRE ONE HAD SO MUCH MORE POTENTIAL.
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE FIRE BUT IT BURNS EVERYTHING THAT THE PEOPLE HE LOVES CARE ABOUT, SO THEY IN TURN HATE HIM. HAHAHA BURN! BURN!

ANYWAY, WISH GRANTED, BUT YOUR ENEMIES TURN INTO CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES AND YOUR CONSCIOUS MAKES YOU NOT WANT TO KILL ANYMORE.

I WISH FOR A THOUSAND MORE WISHES.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but before you grant another wish, I but out a 10 second bomb. and the wish costed all of your Rupees.

too bad you don't have your GBA SP for a escape heh heh heh.
Boom you lost your life.

I wish the Four swords was destroyed. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mystic]

You die with them.

I wish my pen was made of gold.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but I kill you.

I wish I was not dead.

[Mystic]

Granted, but you die right after.

I wish I was immortal.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you are buried in a steel coffin deep underground while your hands are glued together and you are in a very uncomfortable position, you are like this forever.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

[Mystic]

Granted, but your dick is forever glued inside Rosie O'Donnell, no matter what you wish.

I wish I had a new sig.

[Allegretto]

Red is trying way to hard.

Granted but your avatar turns into a penis.

I wish something interesting would happen.

[Doodle]

Yes, yes he is.

Granted. Obama signs a bill banning all use of the internet.
I wish I wasn't bored all day.

[Triforce_Luigi]

You're bored all night.

I wish I was never bored.

[Allegretto]

Granted but you have to do nothing forever and enjoy it.

I wish I didn't have to stay at my step moms house.