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Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

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Quote from: wiiboychris on December 31, 2007, 06:04:39 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 31, 2007, 06:02:23 PM
Heh. Tails vs. Charmy vs. Klonoa made me laugh. And was that a reference to the Legend of Zelda animated series when you made Zelda have the dream where Link says "How about a kiss? For luck." 'Cause I swear it seems familiar.
Correct. ;D

I knew it! ;D

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Klonoa, Guntz and Dark Super Sonic profiles are up now! (First page) but, oddly, 5 antagonists are mentioned there...........odd......... :|

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5 more villains? This is getting odd...............VERY ODD......

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Quote from: wiiboychris on January 02, 2008, 11:31:54 AM
5 more villains? This is getting odd...............VERY ODD......

It has the word "craziness" in the title...

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Chapter 36: The Hyrule's New Year festival.

Zelda: What is your business here in the castle?

Lloyd: We doesn't have any! We were just a moment ago falling in a big waterfall!

Zelda: The big waterfall?

Soldier: Princess! They're talking about the big waterfall that takes any to any province of Hyrule.

Zelda: So, they just were driften here by accident?

Vector: Heard our plea! Is true!

Zelda:.......Well, only this time you'll be freed, but next time it will not be easy.

Rouge: We understand, thank you your highness.

Vector: I am grateful.

Sheena: (They're just acting like that because she is a princess.......)

Zelda: Now if you excuse me, I need to resolve the problem for the New Year's festival.

Rouge: And what problem is that?

Zelda: The new year is finally coming here, but this time all the people in Hyrule are getting ready for the festival, the only problem is, there are many monsters roaming in the fields all around the provinces.

Lloyd: Can we help in any way?

Zelda: Hmm...you're a swordsman right?

Lloyd: Yeah, why?

Zelda: I have a friend near the Ordona Province who will cooperate in the mission, he is the hero of all Hyrule.

Lloyd: The hero of Hyrule? This will be interesting.

Zelda: The Ordona province is the southest part of Hyrule, there is my friend where he lives, go now and good luck, if you come across monsters in the fields, defeat them.

*In the Lanayru Province, near the Shrine*

Tails: Hey look! A bridge! We can fly there and search for our friends!

Klonoa: What are we waiting for? Let's go!

Cream: Let's go!

Cheese: Chao chao!

Charmy: Let's do this!

All of them fly into the bridge*

Stage: Lake Hylia's region.

Hazards: Orcs and Crows.

(Chris: I suggest you should play the music of the Ocarina of Time Midley for this stage, also, the stage will be a side scroller)

READY.................GO!
Tails: Guys, there monsters coming this way!

Cream: We should try to fight them until we leave this area!

Klonoa: Time to use my Wind's ring power!

Charmy: Let's go! (I'll protect Cream from any monster!)

Klonoa: Take this! (Fires wind bullet, destroys the monster)

Cream: Let's move on!

Tails: Cream! Behind you!

Cream: Cheese use your strenght!

Cheese: Chao chao! (He attacks the orc, he defeats him)

Charmy: I better watch out for that Chao. Many crows are coming this way! How are we suppose to take them out?

Klonoa: Let me use my special attack, Wind Cyclone! (A cyclone appears from his ring, taking out all the crows)

Cream: Wow, Klonoa is amazing!

Klonoa: *Blushes* I am?

Cream: Yes, sure you are!

Tails: *A vein pops out of his head* (Grr!) Let's move on!

Charmy: What is that blue slime?

Klonoa: That blue slime is alive!

Tails: My turn! (He tries to hits the slime, but, he gets trapped inside the slime)

Charmy:..........Want any help Tails?

Tails: *Inside the slime* Please!

Cream: Cheese! Help Tails!

Cheese: Chao chao! (He attacks quickly the slime, and he defeats the slime)

Tails: Thanks Cheese.

Cheese: Chao chao.

Klonoa: Let's move on!

Charmy: Monsters are firing arrows at us! (He dodges an arrow) The arrows have fire in them!

Klonoa: Look out Charmy!

Charmy: AHHHHH!!!!

Tails: *Quickly catches the arrow and throw it back to the orc* Take this! *He defeats the orc*

Cream: You're amazing Tails!

Tails: *Blushes* I do?

Charmy: *A vein pops out of his head* (Grr!) We're almost out of this area!

Klonoa: There is the gate!

Tails: Quick! Now's our chance!

*All of them jumps the gate*

Cream: We did it!

GAME!
Results:
No damage x 150
Defender x 300
No look back x 500
Arrow catch x 50
Total: 1000

*Victory fan fare*

Tails: Alright!

Charmy: Now to where?

Klonoa: Maybe is a best idea to investigate that forest.

Tails: Maybe is the correct way.

*Lanayru province, above the area of Hyrule castle*

Stage: Lanayru Province trail

Hazards: Orcs and Lizardmans

Music: Ocarina of time Midley

READY............GO!
Presea:..........Monsters?

Kirby: Let's try to defeat them!

Popo: Can we take the rocky road over there?

Guntz: There should be a bridge in the way.

Knuckles: Say, is normal to see Lizards with weapons?

Guntz: You forgot Vector, he is a lizard, but with no weapons.

Kirby: That lizard is coming this way!

Presea: Leave him to me. *She swings her huge axe and quickly defeats the lizard*

Popo, Guntz, Knuckles and Kirby: O_0...........

Presea: Is something wrong?

Guntz: Well.....is not common to see a little girl who uses a big axe around to fight.

Presea: Really? I have no idea of that.

Popo: Anyway let's continue.

Knuckles: Leave those jerks to me! *He defeats 3 orcs easily*

Popo: Aww...I want to fight monsters too.

Kirby: What? Why there are 10 monsters ahead?

Guntz: Leave this work to me. Time to use my guns for something. *Guntz takes an aim to the orcs and kills them from far away*

Presea: I'll respect you more for this Guntz.

Guntz: Hmph, thanks.

Popo and Kirby: -_- Show off.

Guntz: WHAT?!

Popo: Keep moving!

Kirby: There are more lizardmans over there!

Popo: Me me me! *He attacks the lizardmans with his mallet* Help Kirby!

Kirby: A sword! *He innales the sword and becomes Sword Kirby* Hiyaaaa!

Knuckles: Here I go! *The 3 of them defeats the lizardmans*

Presea: Let's move on.

Guntz: The bridge is over there!

Kirby: If we cross that, there should be less monsters than here!

Popo: Nana, here I come!

Presea: We're almost there, keep going.

Guntz: Grr, more monsters.

Kirby: They are 20 this time!

Presea: My turn. *She swings her huge axe around and easily defeats all the monsters*

Kirby: Ok, is Presea just too strong or maybe she eats many vitamins all the days.

Presea: I'll tell that later.

Popo: This should be the Bridge of Eldin.

Guntz: Keep running, those monsters are riding now horned pigs!

Kirby: Guntz, use your guns to take them out!

Guntz: Roger.

Popo: We're almost of the other side!

Knuckles: Keep them out Guntz!

Guntz: I'm doing it, stop reminding me!

Presea: What the....

Kirby: What is that hole over the Bridge?

Popo: That hole is taking a part of the Bridge!

Knuckles: Great, we're stuck in the other side now.

Popo: I think the contrary, the other side is a BIG field!

Kirby: So, let's move on again right?

Guntz: Keep your guard up, I don't think there are no monsters here.

Presea: I agree.

*In the Ordona province, in Ordon*

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Link: I think they should be fine now.

Colette: I'm grateful we come to meet you Link.

Meta Knight: They should be awake.............now.

Amy: My head.......it hurts.......

Zelos: *Dreaming, talking while sleep* Ladies, I am your man from your dreams!

Colette: Ummm......Zelos, you can open your eyes now.

Zelos: *Stops dreaming* Wait what? Aww Colette, why did you make me stop dreaming?

Colette: *Giggles*

Lucas: I'm bored, I want to know this village.

Link: You all can join me if you want, of course.

Kratos: Join you in what?

Link: I have a request from Zelda to clean the fields of Hyrule from monsters.

Lucas: Who is Zelda?

Talo: Are you kidding? You doesn't know who is Princess Zelda?

Lucas: No at all.

Beth: She is the royal Princess of all Hyrule!

Malo: She is a descendant of the Royal Family.

Link: Tomorrow is the new year festival all around Hyrule and she needs the fields to be empty of monsters.

Colin: Is an honor to have a request from her.

Espio: Ugh.......where am I?

Nana: Popo.........Popo?! Where is he?!

Colette: Calm down Nana, he is fine!

Nana: Really?

Colette:..........I think.

Espio: All of them are fine, if we survived that waterfall, they should too.

Nana: Phew, what a relief.

Link: So, can all of you help us in this mission?

Lucas: Hell yes!

Kratos: I need to have battles now, of course.

Meta Knight: A training for the big tournament.

Espio: My ninja skills needs more fights.

Amy: Yes, I want to search for Cream.

Colette: And I for Lloyd.

Nana: And Popo!

Link: Alright then, wait for me in the entrance of the village, is to the right of my house.

Ruls: LINK!!! Come on, we have to prepare the caravans!

Ilia: Link, don't make me wait for you!

Link: I'm coming! *He runs away*

Talo: Come on, if we want to see them in action, follow Link!

Beth: This will be fun!

Malo: Ok.

Colin: Wait for me! *The 4 kids follows Link to the caravans*

Lucas: We should wait for them at the Village's entrance.

Nana: Yes, let's go!

*Above the Hyrule's Castle tower, the most tallest in the castle*

Dark Super Sonic: I..........feeling.........a..............CHAOS.......EMERALD........HERE!!!!!! *Echoes*

?: My my, what power, what strenght!

Dark Super Sonic: WHO'S THERE?!

?: Now now, don't panic because of me, in fact, you should accept my help!

Dark Super Sonic: And why should I need your help?

?: Oh where are my manners? Let me introduce myself.

Dark Super Sonic: Show yourself!

?: Geez, such impatient guy. *He appears floating in front of him* I am......Dimentio!

Dark Super Sonic: Hehehe, what kind of dumb name is that?

Dimentio: You think you're a joker right? Well, you need more skills than that. *Shuckles*

Dark Super Sonic: Go away, or else!

Dimentio: Hmm, do you want to make a deal or something right?

Dark Super Sonic: I'm hearing.

Dimentio: Well, let's see, you're searching for.....*Takes out the orange Chaos Emerald* this!

Dark Super Sonic: GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

Dimentio: Why should I? You don't deserve this gift at all!

Dark Super Sonic: FINE, WHAT IS YOUR CONDITION TO GIVE ME THAT!

Dimentio: Hmm, let's see, I'll give you this thing if I can help you in your goal. What benefit will I receive? Making people lifes more miserable or get total power, that is!

Dark Super Sonic: Ok, deal, now give me that Chaos Emerald!

Dimentio: Not now, sorry my friend.

Dark Super Sonic: AND WHY NOT?!

Dimentio: Because I say so, you'll get this thing off me when you need it!

Dark Super Sonic: Grrrr.......fine.

Dimentio: Hahaha, now let's attack this place tomorrow, I heard everyone in this land will have a big festival tomorrow, and why not destroy it all?

Dark Super Sonic: I love to do that.

Dimentio: Then let's hide somewhere, shall we? *They dissapear*

*In Kakariko Village*

Raine: Who are you?

Renado: Greeting travelers, I'm Renado, the shaman of this village, and...*The camera zooms to Barnes, waving his hand, but then zooms to a girl*...she is my daughter, Luda.

Luda: Hello, is a pleasure to meet you.

Renado: And he is Barnes, the bomb maker of this village.

Barnes: Hey there!

Shikamaru: Say, what are those rocks over there?

Renado: Those rocks? No, they're Gorons, people who come from the Death Mountain, is the tallest mountain of all Hyrule, they're friendly to all travelers.

Barnes: Renado?

Renado: What is it now Barnes?

Barnes: Well, do you remember what day will be tomorrow?

Renado: Are you talking about the Hyrule's New Year's festival?

Barnes: Yeah, that, Princess Zelda have made a request for all the persons in all around Hyrule to extermine the monsters all around the fields!

Renado: I didn't forget that, is quite hard to do this even with the help of the Gorons.

Barnes: So what is the plan?

Renado: I really doesn't have any.

Sakura: What festival are you talking about?

Renado: The festival of the new year, this time, there will be a big celebration all around Hyrule, many people from many lands will come.

Genis: It needs to be a success right?

Renado: If Princess Zelda was the one who made the request, then it needs to be.

Barnes: Say, where is that black freak friend of yours?

Shikamaru: Do you mean Shadow?

Shadow: *A litttle far away* I AM NOT A FREAK! *He punches very hard a rock to try to break it, but, unfortunanely, the hand of Shadow was now red* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Goron: *The "rock"* Brother, that feels so good! Can you do that again please?

Shadow: *Shaking his hand quickly* I doesn't give any massages!

Sakura:..................So, do you want any help?

Renado: We will be very grateful if you help us.

Genis: Sounds like a mission Raine.

Raine: Alright.

Shikamaru: I'll do this for the festival.

Shadow: I'll *Still shaking his hand* do it too.

Renado: Good, now follow that road, that road wll take you to the biggest field in Hyrule. Beware, many monsters are there.

*They walk to the big field of Hyrule*

Barnes: Are you sure we can trust them?

Luda: I'm feeling a good air around them.

Renado: They are good travelers, they can do it.

Chris: Can they clear the fields from monsters? What is Dimentio's scheme now? Will everyone gather again? Will Shadow try to inspect any rock before hit it? Find out in the next chapter Festival time!

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