News:

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Main Menu

Dumb and Dumber

Started by Dog Food, November 05, 2010, 02:12:23 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Dog Food

Just because this entertains me, I'll make a game out of it.

Okay, so I'll write a sentence constructed of obscure synonyms in place of "normal" words. Your job is to decode the "sophisticated and smart" sentence to find the true meaning beneath it.

EX: "Greetings individual, what be at the apex of?" = "Hey guys, what's up?"
(I would post the first statement, and the answer would be the second statement - or as close to that as you can get. Also, as you can see, a bold word means it has not been changed.)

Okay, so if you get it then let's start with the statement:
"I be keen on quiche masses."

Can any of you decode that to find the true meaning beneath?
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Kayo

I know of groups of breakfast food.

I don't get it.
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]