Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: Flames of disaster? Geez, what a dumb name for fire.

Silver: Hey, is not my fault the creator put that on the script!

Chris: Yeah, yeah. Like Sonic's lines?

Silver: Yes, he has more dumbs lines.

Sonic: What?!

Chris: I agree with Silver this time, you have even more dumb lines than Goku in American Idol.

Sonic: Like "buddy"?

Chris: SPECIALLY BUDDY.

Silver: You call Tails buddy every 10 seconds! You doesn't even stop!

Sonic: That's not true!

Tails: Hey, Sonic!

Sonic: Hey there buddy!

Chris:-_-

Silver:-_-

Sonic: What?

Tails: Come on, you have to test my new invention!

Sonic: Ok, buddy!

Chris:-_-

Silver:-_-............see what I told you?

Sonic: What buddy?

Chris: STOP THAT!

Sonic: What buddy?

Chris: Seriously, stop it!

Sonic: What budd-*Faints from a hypnosis attack*

Chris: You're really getting good with your powers, Silver.

Silver: Thanks. ;)

Chapter 24: The bounty hunter, Guntz, appears

Klonoa: Oh, I know Guntz!

Chris: *From the Sky* KLONOA! STOP READING THE SCRIPT, DAMIT!

Klonoa: You can't make me!

Chris: OH REALLY?! *A thunder falls above Klonoa, burning him*

Klonoa: *Burned* I.........apologize...............ugh...........

Zelos: Hehe, you suffered the same fate as me, never get angry Chris or you'll sorry.

Klonoa:...........point.....taken....................

Chris: Raine, heal him.

Raine:..........ok.

*5 minutes later*

Klonoa: Well, I remember I lost my weapon near.................there! *Points to a extremely tall grassy field*

Sakura:...........You lost your weapon in this extremely tall grassy field?

Klonoa: Hey, I love to walk here! Sometimes I get lost here!

Blaze: That explains why did you lost your weapon.

Klonoa: Hehehe..........well..........maybe that's the reason.....hehehe......

Lucas: Can we start searching now?

Klonoa: I never stop you, go on and good luck!

Lucas: Good!

Klonoa: Oh, one last thing, this extremely tall grassy field lasts 2 Km.

Lucas: 2 Km?!

Klonoa: Hey, I wasn't the one who cultivate this extremely tall grassy field!

Lucas: Uhhhhhhh............fine...........guys, Klonoa, lets start searching!

Everyone: *Raises their left hand* YEAH!

Chris: Everyone started searching through the extremely tall grassy fields, they found many things, but......

Lucas: Ok, group's meeting, what did you found? I found:
-A rope.
-A dog.
-And a Chuck Norris's photo.

Sakura: I found:
-A dirt of cloth.
-A string.
-And a tiny helmet.

Charmy: HEY! THAT HELMET IS MINE! *Puts on his helmet*

Colette: I found:
-A grass.
-A grass.
-And a grass.

Lucas: What is the difference between all those 3 grasses?

Colette: They were united.

Lucas: Oh.................wait, what?

Tails: I found:
-A Nintendo Power magazine, the last of this month.
-A Wii.
-And a Cellphone.

Lucas: Who lost those things?

*Scene changes to another location*

Naruto: Hey, everybody! I bought the Wii, a Nintendo Power magazine and a cellphone!

Sasuke: Sweet, where is the Wii?

Naruto: Here is right here! *Search in his bag, but finds a hole in the middle of the bag*

Ino: So, Naruto, where is it?

Naruto: (Oh god! We cooperated so hard for the money! What will they do to me?)

Kiba: Naruto, where the hell is the Wii?

Naruto: Oh............well................I kinda lost those..........thing-

Everyone except Hinata: GET HIM!!!!!

Naruto: GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Everyone except Hinata: DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

Hinata: (Naruto, how could you? I know you doesn't lost the Wii by purpose) *Faints*

Kakashi: (Just entering the room and he looks to Hinata)................hmm...........who left her child fainted in the floor? Anyone?.............Well...........I'm going to read my book. *Dissapears to read the book "Make out paradise"*

*Scene changes*

Lucas: Hmm, lets trash this, I already got those things in my house.

Everyone else: Yeah, me too. This doesn't sucks at all. Tell me your Wii code sometime, ok? Tomorrow will be.

*They trash the Wii along with the magazine and the cellphone and someone spots the Wii and the other things*

Master Hand: Sweet! We got a Wii! Let's take this to the Smash Mansion, Crazy!

Crazy Hand: A Wii?! SWEET! LET'S GO!

*They fly away*

Klonoa: Did somebody saw those 2 big floating hands just there?

Chris: But for his bad luck, they were watching a butterfly passing by.

Klonoa: Anybody?

Lucas: Did you said something?

Klonoa: Eh.......nevermind.

Vector: I found something very useful!

Espio: What is it?

Vector: The dinner! *Holds up a black/golden fur wolf with his left hand*

?: HEY! LET GO ME! STOP NOW!

Klonoa: Guntz!

Guntz: Huh? Klonoa? You know these guys?

Klonoa: These are my new friends I made today!

Guntz: Hmph, no wonder you always choose the weirds guys of all the world!

Everyone except Klonoa: HEY!

Guntz: So, crocodile guy, CAN YOU LET ME TOUCH THE GROUND WITH MY FOOTS, PLEASE?!

Vector: Aww, well, you need to say pleas-

Guntz: *Holds 2 guns at Vector's throat* NOW, I MEAN IT.

Vector: Eh.....well.....okay!

Shadow: *Smirks* I like this guy already.

Tails: No wonder why you like this guy, is because of the guns? Or the actitude?

Shadow: Both of them, he reminds me of myself.

Guntz: Looks like you're the only one here smart enough, eh?

Shadow: You got that right.

Everyone else except Shadow and Guntz: HEY!

Shadow: Show me your weapons the next time, I like those 2 guns you have.

Guntz: Oh, those 2 babys? Yeah, they are my favorites along with many others-

Lucas: Could we please continue with our findings?

Guntz: Go on, I don't care.

Shadow: Me too.

Klonoa: Hey!

Shikamaru: Ugh, I didn't find anything.

Silver: You were sleeping in that tree the whole chapter!

Shikamaru: I'm a free bird.

Sakura: No, Neji is a free bird.

Shikamaru: Isn't he a "caged bird" as he said?

Sakura: Oh, right sorry.

Espio: I found-

Chris: Sorry Espio, the chapter is over.

Espio: DAMIT!

Chris: What did Espio found? What did the others found too? Will Naruto escape from his friends? Will Crazy hand destroy the Wii? Find out in the chapter The important weapon has been founded!

Guntz: Why did you added me in this fan fiction?

Chris: Hey, if we add more cool guys around, the rating will increase!

Guntz: So, am I cool?

Chris: Sure.

Guntz: Excellent.

Chris: (Or maybe not)

Guntz: What did you think?

Chris: Eh......I thinked.......LOOK, A GUN SHOP!

Guntz and Shadow: WHERE?!

Chris: *Points to a Gun shop* THERE!

Guntz: Alright! *Goes with Shadow to the Gun shop*

Chris: When did that shop opened?

Amy: That shop was in the very first chapter! You didn't noted at all?

Chris: Nope, I was playing with my Wii.

Amy: Cool! Can I play too?

Chris: NO!

Amy: Aww.....

Chris: Just kidding, you can play too. ;)

Amy: YAY!

Chris: Klonoa, Lucas! Let's play the Wii!

Lucas and Klonoa: ALRIGHT! :D

[DededeCloneChris]

Oh my god! I posted this in Fanfiction.net! I'm so happy! ;D

[DededeCloneChris]

BTW, the last chapter is in this page. I'll writing the next chapter now.

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: We need to have more drama, girls, kiss Sasuke now!

Sasuke: WHAT?!

Sakura: I'M FIRST!

Tenten: NO, ME FIRST!

Ino: I'M FIRST, DORKS!

Sakura: GET AWAY FROM SASUKE, INO PIG!

Chris: You know what? Nevermind, kiss Shadow! *Opens the door*

Shadow's fan girls: HERE IS IT! GET HIM!

Shadow: Oh crap........*Every fan girl jumps over Shadow, crushing him* Help.....me..........

Chris:..........You know what? I don't think this will be a great idea.

Shadow: *Under fangirls* I..........agree........

Chris: Where is Sasuke?....................

Sasuke: *Under Sakura, Ino and Tenten* Itachi.........I'll destroy you...............someday........

Chris: Oh god.

Chapter 25: The important weapon has been founded

Espio: *Sleeping*.......*Snoring*

Vector: Charmy, get the pepper!

Charmy:........Sure boss. *Gets the pepper and hands it to Vector and Vector uses the peeper on Espio's "nose"*

Espio:.........*Breaths*..........aa......aaaaa.........ACHOO!

Vector: You're back!

Espio: Next time get us a alarm clock!

Klno: Emm, what did you found then?

Espio: Oh, sorry, I found:
-A Pokeball
-A Alarm Clock...............

Charmy: Why did you stop talking?

Espio: BECAUSE VECTOR DIDN'T USE THE ALARM CLOCK WE HAVE HERE! HE INSTEAD HAS USED A PEPPER ON ME!

Vector: Hey! It was the funny way!

Espio: Oh suuuure, the funny way but not for Espio!

Genis: Can you 3 stop arguing?

Espio: Oh, yeah, sorry again, and last I found:
-This ring with the green jewel on it.

Klonoa: THAT IS MY WEAPON! THE WIND'S RING!

Everyone except Guntz: THE WIND'S RING?!

Lucas: That is the relic we were looking for!

Klonoa: Really? And what do you mean by relic?

Sakura: We meant relic because it has the power to banish evil powers or dark powers!

Tails: And we need it to help a special friend of ours!

Klonoa: Hmm.............you know, I had a dream yesterday, it was-

Everyone else: FLASHBACK ALERT.

Klonoa: That is not a flashback, that is a-

Flashback

Klonoa: Oops, guess is really a flashback after all. Ok then. *Narrating* I was sleeping in the night in my house when suddenly, I was dreaming with 2 persons in it. One was dark, evil one who then tried to hurt me, but I dodged his attacks, then that "beast" laughed maniacally and dissapeared before my eyes, then another person was in there too, he looked like an armadillo or something and told me:

Mighty: "You must help the people who will help you tomorrow, they need your powers to help banish the evil from a powerful being of chaotic powers"

Klonoa: Then I said "Who are those people you are refering?" Then he told me:

Mighty: "You will know tomorrow"

Klonoa: Then I said "I want to know now!" he said:

Mighty: "QUIET! AWAKE NOW!"

Klonoa: Then he slapped me on my face and I was back in my house, but the most rare thing was, my house's door was open, "it was really a dream at all?" I thought.

End of flashback

Klonoa: So, you are the people who need my help to banish the evil from a certain person?

Amy: Yes! We need you and your Wind's ring!

Rouge: *Staring at the green jewel in the ring and smirking, her eyes were mirrors for the jewel*

Klonoa: *Looking to Rouge* What is wrong with her?

Knuckles: If I were you, I'll keep that ring away from her.

Klonoa:...................................

Rouge: *Still staring*

Klonoa:.............Hello?

Rouge: Oh what? What did you said?

Klonoa: Nothing and get away from my ring, thief.

Rouge: KNUCKLES!

Knuckles: Sorry, we need that and you know it!

Rouge: Hmph, fine.

Lucas: So, you will come with us?

Klonoa: Well....*Checks his intinenary, reading his pages in blank until he saw a "Sleep time" hour, he rips off that page and throws it to the trash can*
Of course! It will be fun to help you out!

Guntz: Then I'll go too.

Shikamaru: And what is your reason?

Guntz: My reason is, I'm a bounty hunter, or sometimes I'm a treasure hunter, so if I travel with you, I'll get more treasures for me.

Rouge: Not if I found those treasures first, sweetie.

Guntz: *Raises his left eyebrown* Then is a bet?

Rouge: A bet will be.

Guntz: Ok.

Shadow: (This will get interesting with him around)

Lucas: Alright! Let's go, Klonoa, Guntz!

Klonoa: Wahoo! Here we go!

Guntz: Hmph, this will be a journey to remember.

*Klonoa and Guntz has joined your party!*

Klonoa: Hmm, that is the screen you were yelling at, Lucas?

Lucas: Yep, it appears every time someone joins us.

Guntz: Oh look, the screen is gone.

Lucas: For now-

?: KLONOA! WAIT!

Klonoa: Huh? Lolo?

Lolo: *Pants* You're leaving again, aren't you?

Klonoa: Yes, don't worry, I'll be back again! Until then, continue your training to be a priestess!

Lolo: You got it! Besides, I have Popka to be with me!

Popka: So, the wolfy is going too?

Guntz: Who are you calling wolfy, you twerp?

Popka: I heard that!

Lolo: Now now, settle down. I'll cheer you in your adventure and I also look news about you if someday gets in the TV!

Klonoa: *Smiles* Ok! See you! *Walks away with the group*

Lolo: *Shouting and waving* Good luck!

Klonoa: *Shouting and waving* You too!

Silver: *Sniffs*

Blaze: What is wrong with you?

Silver: Nothing *sniffs* it must be something in my eye......

Presea: I detecting tears from your eyes.

Silver: SHUT UP! *Covers his face with his hands and cries silently*

Blaze: Oh brother........

Lucas: *Hears a beeping* Huh? The Chaos Emerald's radar is reacting!

Charmy: That means a Chaos Emerald is nearby, right?

Tails: Yeah! Is pointing in that direction!

Sheena: Ok everyone, lets go there!

Everyone: Right!

Guntz: I wonder what kind of emeralds are you all talking about.

Cream: Those emeralds are something we are searching until Mr Sonic gets them all, the emeralds have high amounts of power and the one who uses the emeralds and knows how gets incredible powers and abilities too.

Klonoa: So, who is that Sonic?

Tails: Sonic is our best friend and he got corrupted by the fakes Chaos Emeralds, according to Rouge, any fake chaos emeralds radiates a evil power and turns their target into a being of evil and thirts of destruction who also has the same powers from the real Chaos Emeralds, but in a high amount of negative power.

Zelos: We doesn't know what will happen if that hedgehog gets all the Chaos Emeralds.

Rouge: The text said that if the being gets all the real Chaos Emeralds while he is in the radiation form, the ultimate dark evil creature will born and all the universe will be at end.

Klonoa: *Shudders* T-t-t-then we need to gather those emeralds and fast!

Lucas: (Why did this happen to me? I only want to reach the tournament place, that's all!) *Sighs*

Klonoa: What's wrong with you?

Lucas: Nothing, nothing's wrong. (ALL IS WRONG!)

Klonoa:...............But at least we have a chance, right?

Colette: Sure we do! Is our job!

Lloyd: Colette, you always says that is our job.

Colette: I don't get it.

Raine: *Sighs* I'll explain to you later.

Colette: Ok, thanks professor!

Chris: So then, Klonoa and Guntz joined Lucas's party, will the team collect all the Chaos Emeralds? Will Rouge win the bet or will Guntz win it? Where did exactly got Charmy that pepper? What is Sonic doing right now? Find out in the next chapter The egoist fat penguin king!

Klonoa: Fat penguin? Does that means we will meet Kirby?

Chris: Well...........yes.

Klonoa: Wahoo! Alright!

Chris: But I predict chaos for sure.

Klonoa: What did you said?

Chris: Eh, I said, I predict a lot of food coming.

Genis: Does that means I'll cook?

Chris: No, you no................YOUR SISTER!

Everyione except Klonoa and Guntz: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guntz: What's the problem?

Lloyd: You will know soon.

Raine: Hey! I'm getting better!

Genis: Suuuuuure you are!

Raine: WHAT?!  >:( *Slaps with big force to Genis, making him crashing to a nearby wall*

Genis: I.........regret........that......ugh......

Chris: Oh boy........... ;D

[thunderhero4]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

[DededeCloneChris]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

Today's chapter was funny? Ohh, the next one you and him will appear, don't worry.

[thunderhero4]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

Today's chapter was funny? Ohh, the next one you and him will appear, don't worry.

you dont have to...its just thats what I look for when I read em...to see how you humiliated me! :D

[DededeCloneChris]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

Today's chapter was funny? Ohh, the next one you and him will appear, don't worry.

you dont have to...its just thats what I look for when I read em...to see how you humiliated me! :D

Ouuuhhh, I know the perfect way to torture you........

[DededeCloneChris]

Cool! Many people in Fanfiction.net saw my fan fic! I'm so happy!

[Red]

Go go go go go!!!! :D

[DededeCloneChris]

Go go go go go!!!! :D

Alright! Next chapter will be up tomorrow in the morning!

[Red]

Go go go go go!!!! :D

Alright! Next chapter will be up tomorrow in the morning!

Sweet!

[thunderhero4]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

Today's chapter was funny? Ohh, the next one you and him will appear, don't worry.

you dont have to...its just thats what I look for when I read em...to see how you humiliated me! :D

Ouuuhhh, I know the perfect way to torture you........

Its not torture, I think its fun to see me as a stupid person, because I am... ;D

[DededeCloneChris]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

Today's chapter was funny? Ohh, the next one you and him will appear, don't worry.

you dont have to...its just thats what I look for when I read em...to see how you humiliated me! :D

Ouuuhhh, I know the perfect way to torture you........

Its not torture, I think its fun to see me as a stupid person, because I am... ;D

Don't be so hard in yourself.

[thunderhero4]

hmmm...u must have a hard time remembering things...cuz i didnt see me or dave (jeremy)... :-\

Today's chapter was funny? Ohh, the next one you and him will appear, don't worry.

you dont have to...its just thats what I look for when I read em...to see how you humiliated me! :D

Ouuuhhh, I know the perfect way to torture you........

Its not torture, I think its fun to see me as a stupid person, because I am... ;D

Don't be so hard in yourself.

u being sarcastic, or is that a rare remark that shows youre my good freind? :)