Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[Triforce_Luigi]

lol. Yay semi-obvious references!

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: You are lucky this day! 2 chapters today!

Guntz: Is because you added the first chapter in the morning?

Chris:............Yeah.

Chapter 27: Mission time!

*In the dungeon*

Tiff: Ahh!

Waddle Doo: Sorry Tiff! King's orders! *Leaves*

Kirby: How many times did we ended here?

Tuff: Like 7 times. Well, at least this time the king left a nice big cushion in this cell!

Tiff: Wait, Tuff, when did the king left a big human cushion there?

Tuff: Big human cushion? What are you talking about?

Kirby: Hmm. *Inspects* Well, is REALLY a big human cushion.

Tuff: Wait, that means......

The 3: KING DeDeDe IS A CANNIBAL!

Under the "big human cushion": Help! Help!

Tiff: Waahh! Somebody is still living there!

Under the "big human cushion": What? Come on! I'm still living! Now get me out of here please!

Tiff: Wait a minute, there is hardly any Zombie in Dream Land or in Cappy Town, how can zombies be here?

Tuff: Now that I think about it, there is no zombies at all!

Under the "big human cushion": Help? Please?

Tiff: Oh, right, Kirby, Tuff, lend me a hand!

Kirby and Tuff: Ok!

*The trio grabs the hand of the person below the cushion, only to be the Shinigami Guntz*

Tiff: Who are you?

Guntz: My name is Guntz, James Guntz.

Tuff: That line is from James Bond, idiot, and I don't think your name is James.

Guntz: (Kids these days are more smarter) So, thanks for helping me back there.

Kirby: No problem!

Tuff: Tiff, how are we suppose to get out of this cell?

Tiff: Well. *looks around and finds 3 switches* How about we press those switches over there?

*The Gullwings's mission time is displayed in the screen*

MISSION TIME!
Get out of the cell!

King DeDeDe has sended all of you to the dungeon! Use your brain to unlock the doors and get out of here A.S.A.P! Use Guntz's help too, he is a important person to complete this mission!

Guntz: *Reads the mission's description* SAY WHAT?!

Tiff: You read the screen, you go first.

Guntz: Ugh, fine. Let's see.........I select this switch! *Presses switch number 1*

Tuff: Nothing happen?

Guntz: Looks like no. *Suddenly, an anvil falls above Guntz, making him flat as the Baby Cakes from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time* *Grumbling* MMHMMMUUUUURHRHMMMMHRHRRHRHRMMMMM!!!!!! MMMMMMHRRHRUUUURMRRRRRRHHHHH!

Kirby: Guess our new friend is an idiot at all...........

Vector: *Just awakening* Ahh, what did those things do to us?

Tiff: Eh, who are you?

Vector: I am Vector! The incredible leader of Team Chaotix!

Tuff: Suuuure, the part with incredible is where I don't believe.

Vector: Shut up! What are you kids doing here anyway?

Kirby: We got ourselves again in this cell in the dungeon because of King DeDeDe and our new friend just got flattened up by an anvil! Just look to him!

Vector: *Looks to Guntz*

Guntz: *Grumbling* MMMMMMMHHHRUUUUUUUMMPPHHHHHH!! MMMMHUUUMMMURPPPPP!!!!

Vector: Why did that happen to him?

Tuff: He choose one of those 3 switches over there and an anvil fall above him!

Vector: BAH! He doesn't know the RIGHT switch, is the middle! *Presses switch number 2*

Kirby:...............Looks like nothing happened this time.

Vector: We just need to choose the other on- *Suddenly, an anvil was falling from above Vector, but, Vector reacted quickly and he evade it* Ha! *Closes his eyes* I'm not stupid at all! *A second anvil was falling above Vector, hitting him this time, making him flat* *Grumbling* MRRRRRUUPHHPPMMUUUPPPRHHH!!! MUPPPPPRHHHUUURRRPPPP!!!

Charmy: *Just awakening* Oh man, what did happen to me this time? *Looks to the switch number 3* OH BOY, I LOVE TO PRESS BUTTONS!

Tiff: NO, DON'T DO IT!

Charmy: *Presses switch number 3* What did you said? *Suddenly, instead of anvils, 50 cakes appears around Charmy* CAKES! AND THESE ARE MY FAVORITES! *Starts eating the cakes*

Tuff: Hey! That's not fair! I want too!

Charmy: *Munching* You want it?

Tuff: Sure! *Starts eating the cakes with Charmy*

Lucas: *Just awakening* Aaoooooohhhhh, what did happen to us?

Kirby: *Eating*

Tiff: Who are you?

Lucas: I'm Lucas! And the pile below me are my friends, who........are fainted, looks like.

Tiff: Can you help us by getting us out of this cell?

Lucas: Ok, sure, why not? Why we won't start by using the key in the door's cell? *Points to the door's cell, with the key in the hole*

Tiff: What? Why we didn't saw that?

Lucas: The sign over there has the answer, read it.

Tiff: What sign?

Lucas: *Points to the sign* That sign.

Tiff: *Reading the sign* "If you were stupid enough to press the 3 switches in this cell, maybe you should better looked to the key in the cell's door, please report this to Waddle Dee number 263, thank you and have a safe day"...................When did that sign was there?

Lucas: Didn't you see the flashy lights around the sign?

Tiff: Flashy lights?

Chris: (Indeed, the sign has flashy lights all around)

Tiff: Where did those flashy come from? Whatever, let's open the cell's door. *Turns key and opens the door*

*The Gullwings's mission complete song plays*

MISSION COMPLETE![/b]

Lucas: *Gets off the big human cushion* Now, we need to awake all of them.

Tiff: How?

Lucas: Using this. *Holds a megaphone out of nowhere* GUYS! GET UP NOW!!!!

Chris: (But the megaphone didn't work at all)

Lucas: Ok, time for me to use my ultimate awakening technique! *Holds a mini TV out from nowhere and turns on in Cartoon Network of the USA*

Mini TV: Sanji: Like I told you myself, you have to pass me first.

Lloyd: AHHHHH!!!! SANJI'S VOICE!!! IT HURTS!!!!

Knuckles: CUT IT OFF!!!!

Marine: MY EARS!!!!

Klonoa and Cream: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT FOR MUCH TIME!!!!!

Kratos: Oh god, please not that!

Espio: SOMEONE TURN IT OFF NOW!

Tails: MY EARS ARE BURNING! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Cheese: CHAO CHAO CHAAAAOOOOO!!!!!!

Tiff: PLEASE, TURN IT OFF!

Charmy: IS GETTING HORRIBLE!

Lucas: Ok. *Turns of the mini TV and throw it to a trash can*

Silver: *Sighs* Finally, I can heard again.........

Sakura: Don't ever do that again!

Shikamaru: Man, there ARE things much worse than Ino after all!

*Scene changes*

Ino: ACHOOOO!

Choji: Why did you got a flu all of a sudden?

Ino: I think someone just said my name.

*Scene changes*

Lucas: Ok everyone, lets get out of here!

Klonoa: Wait, where did Guntz go?

Charmy: He is over here with Vector.

Klonoa: *Looks to Vector and Guntz, who where flats as Baby Cakes* Hey Charmy, did you are thinking what I'm thinking?

Charmy: I don't know Klonoa, but are pigs suppose to stay in the earth?

Klonoa Not, that's not it. You know.

Charmy:.............OHHHHHHHH! I get it!

Charmy and Klonoa: *Looks to Vector and Guntz and they smirks*

Guntz and Vector: MMHUPR?

*5 minutes later*

Chris: Charmy and Klonoa were throwing each other the flattened Vector and Guntz through the air like frisbees while walking behind the others. They were having much fun.

Sheena: *Wispers to Zelos* You know, when those 2 recover from their things, those other 2 will suffer big time.

Zelos: *Wispers to Sheena* Sheena, I didn't even know you would wisper in my private arm. *Winks at Sheena*

*5 minutes later*

Colette: And how did you get that black eye Zelos?

Zelos: *With a black eye* Well- *Sheena gaves Zelos a spooky glare* I trip. That's why.

Colette: Oh.

Chris: Will the team get out of the dungeon? Will Zelos tell the truth about his black eye? Did Charmy and Klonoa got fun with the "frisbees"? Find out in the next chapter The menace strikes back!!

References:

1. When Guntz said about James Guntz, that was a reference to James Bond, the spy.
2. When Klonoa asked what was Charmy thinking, that was a reference of the running gag of Pinky and the Brain, when Brain always ask Pinky about what is he thinking.
3. When the mission time screen appears, that is a reference to Final Fantasy X-2.
4. When Guntz and Vector got flattened up, that was a reference to the Baby Cakes formation of Mario&Luigi: Partners in time, in which Mario and Luigi uses the Bros Ball move in their babys parts and flats them to where the Young Toadsworth names the move "Baby Cakes". Because:
Toadsworth: Since they are babys, and got flatten like cakes, I'll call this move, Baby Cakes"

Guntz: *Still flattened* MMMMHHHUPPRRUUUHHHPPPP!!!!!

Chris: Sorry, I don't speak the flatten language.

Guntz: *Angry and swearing big words* MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRHHHUPPPPRRRHHHHHSSSSMMMMMMMPPPPPPRRRRRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMRRRRUUUUUUUU UUPPPPRRRRRRRRHSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Chris: Yeah yeah, you say it.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Very good.

[DededeCloneChris]

Very good.

I re-posted this chapter because nobody will see the previous page. Also, I added 2 other references.

[X_Hero]

I liked that last chapter. Charmy and Klonoa are going to be in for it after Vector and Guntz unflatten... XD

[thunderhero4]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

[DededeCloneChris]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

I said I like all the characters BESIDES Sonic.

[thunderhero4]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

I said I like all the characters BESIDES Sonic.

and shadow....and apperently silver too....the 3 hedgehogs...

[DededeCloneChris]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

I said I like all the characters BESIDES Sonic.

and shadow....and apperently silver too....the 3 hedgehogs...

I like more Silver, I like Shadow, I hate Sonic. Downhill.

[thunderhero4]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

I said I like all the characters BESIDES Sonic.

and shadow....and apperently silver too....the 3 hedgehogs...

I like more Silver, I like Shadow, I hate Sonic. Downhill.

sonic is the coolest outta the 3 IMO...

[DededeCloneChris]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

I said I like all the characters BESIDES Sonic.

and shadow....and apperently silver too....the 3 hedgehogs...

I like more Silver, I like Shadow, I hate Sonic. Downhill.

sonic is the coolest outta the 3 IMO...

Disclaimer:
Shut up!

[thunderhero4]

hmm, even tho i didnt see me, it was still good...and im surprised you even know who most of the sonic characters are if you hate sonic....

I said I like all the characters BESIDES Sonic.

and shadow....and apperently silver too....the 3 hedgehogs...

I like more Silver, I like Shadow, I hate Sonic. Downhill.

sonic is the coolest outta the 3 IMO...

Disclaimer:
Shut up!

easy, easy, it was just an opinion... :(

[Triforce_Luigi]

In Sonic Next Gen, Silver easily defeats Sonic, only stopped by Amy and Shadow. When he fights Shadow, he only loses because Shadow used Chaos Control. In Sonic Rivals, it is Silver who first sees through Eggman Nega's disguise. In Sonic Rivals 2, Silver, along with Shadow, Metal Sonic, and Espio, helps to defeat the Ifrit, despite it possessing Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge. He is shown to have a strong dependency on Blaze the Cat, despite never mentioning her in the Rivals games, having fought alongside her to save the world. He uses psychokinesis, a trait unique to him in the series, offering a radical departure from the more speed based missions of Sonic and Shadow.

Wow. I never knew I knew so much about Silver...

[thunderhero4]

In Sonic Next Gen, Silver easily defeats Sonic, only stopped by Amy and Shadow. When he fights Shadow, he only loses because Shadow used Chaos Control. In Sonic Rivals, it is Silver who first sees through Eggman Nega's disguise. In Sonic Rivals 2, Silver, along with Shadow, Metal Sonic, and Espio, helps to defeat the Ifrit, despite it possessing Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge. He is shown to have a strong dependency on Blaze the Cat, despite never mentioning her in the Rivals games, having fought alongside her to save the world. He uses psychokinesis, a trait unique to him in the series, offering a radical departure from the more speed based missions of Sonic and Shadow.

Wow. I never knew I knew so much about Silver...

1 thing is a lil wrong, silver doesnt easily defeat sonic in next gen., he beats him at first, but lets his guard down to apologize for doing so and silver takes him then...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh, yeah. Havent played it in a while.