Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 38: Festival time!

*In the big, grassy field of Hyrule*

Genis: Raine look over there!

Sakura: Aren't they?

Shadow: The knucklehead, the hyperactive kid, the speechless girl, the eater and Guntz.

Shikamaru: -_- You really don't think everyone besides Guntz is your friend right?

Shadow: Right.

Shikamaru: Man, you're really a drag....

Popo: Hey, there is the black dude and everyone!

Shadow: See? That's why.

Shikamaru: Are you emo or something?

Shadow:..........................................

Genis: Presea, do you know where is everyone?

Presea: I don't, sorry.

*Suddenly, a big explosion has appeared in the south*

Kirby: What the heck was that?

Knuckles: I think the others are there!

Guntz: What are we waiting for? Let's go.

Shadow: I'll take it from here.

Raine: Sorry, I'll take the lead.

Shadow: Hmph, fine.

*In the south*

Klonoa: *All black* CHARMY, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, DO NOT TOUCH THE FISH WHO LOOKS LIKE A BOMB!

Charmy: *All black* HOW I AM SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?!

Cream: *All black* WE TOLD YOU 5 TIMES!

Tails: *All black* We have more unnecesary company guys! 40 monsters are coming this way!

Everyone else: 40?!

Cream: We can't take them out only the 5 of us!

Klonoa: What are we going to do?

Charmy: The only thing we can do is.......CRY!

*All of them starts crying*

Lucas: Over there! They are in trouble!

Link: Ilia, turn right now!

Ilia: Got it!

Meta Knight: *Jumps out the caravan* Hmph, cheaters, picking on little kids.

Kratos: *Jumps out the caravan* Let's do this.

Espio: *Jumps out the caravan* Leaf Swirl!

*The 3 of them takes out the half of the orcs*

Link: Good job!

Talo: Amazing, I like swordsmans guys!

Charmy: Espio!

Espio: Are you ok Charmy?

Charmy: I'm fine!

Amy: Cream!

Cream: Amy!

Amy: I was so worried about you!

Cream: I'm fine, thanks to them!

Nana: Where is Popo?!

Tails: I doesn't know where he is.

Nana: *Sniff* I hope he is alright.

Zelos: We still have company!

Colette: How many of them are?

Lucas: They just keep coming!

Colin: I think we need more help!

*10 of the orcs gets shoot down, 5 of them gets hit quickly, 8 gets burned down, 1 has a huge axe in his back and one gets his throat suffering by shadows*

Beth: Look over there!

Nana: Popo!

Popo: Nana! *The 2 hugs each other*

Klonoa: Guntz, you're ok!

Colette: Genis, professor, Presea!

Sakura: Sorry to make all of you waiting for us.

Lucas: I'm happy you're fine too!

Rusl: Talk later, we have to deal with the monsters!

Everyone else: Got it!

*5 hours later*

Link: Phew, that was the last one..........for this area.

Lucas: FOR

Espio: THIS

Guntz: AREA?!

Link: Hyrule is a big land you know!

Knuckles: I forgot that!

Charmy: Does that means.........we're not finished yet?!

Ilia: Sadly, no.

Tails: Does that means we need to return to that big lake again?

Rusl: You mean Lake Hylia? There even many monsters there!

Klonoa, Charmy, Tails, Cream and Cheese: NOOOOO!!!!! *Faints*

Nana: What's the matter with them?

Shikamaru: Not a clue.

Colette: Look over there, there is Lloyd and Sheena!

Espio: Vector and Rouge are with them too.

Lloyd: *Panting* Give.......me........a...break....please!

Link: Let me guess, you're tired because you have to walk down from the top of the castle right?

Vector: *Panting* My......legs.......

Lloyd:.......Well......

FLASHBACK

Rouge: Are we down yet?

Sheena: I think no.

Lloyd: Come on, we were walking down like 1 hour, we should be down now!

*1 hour later*

Vector: Who the hell builded this castle anyway?

*1 hour later*

Lloyd: Who in the world made these stairs?

Rouge: We're almost there.

Sheena: I can see the light!

Vector: Finally!

Soldier: Excuse me young travelers, can you deliver this package to Princess Zelda please?

Lloyd: You got it!

Vector, Sheena and Rouge: LLOYD!

Lloyd: What?...............Oops.

*4 hours later*

Sheena: If that happens again Lloyd...................I'll put explosive tags under your pillow the next night!

Lloyd:......................Ok.................at least we're out of the castle.........

Soldier: Can you please-

Everyone else: NO! *Runs away*

Soldier: Who doesn't want this money bag I found in the yard?

END OF FLASHBACK

Link:...........I need to complain to Zelda about this matter.

Ilia: Link, we should go now to Lake Hylia, is the next place near here.

Link: Ok, take us there.

*They arrive to Lake Hylia*

Colin: Why isn't any monster here?

Tails: No way, there were many monsters here just a moment ago!

Malo: *He founds a note* What is this?

Talo: Malo, what is that you have there?

Malo: A note, read it.

Talo: Hmm........*An anime drop appears from his head*

Presea: What it says?

Talo: Hmm.....*Reads loud the note*

Dear humans
We have abandoned this land for the rest of this day and tomorrow, we also need to celebrate the new year in Monstro Town, a town far from here, but in reality, the town is now a city for any kind of monsters, so we're sorry to make any touble to you (Except the guys who just suddenly appeared from nowhere, they started this trouble by attacking us!)

PS: Happy new year

PS.S: This letter will explode in 3...2-NOW

*A big explosion have occurred just there*

Everyone: *All black*

Klonoa:..............Hahahaha! Where I can find one of these explosives letters?!

Sakura: Wait, did the letter said we caused this trouble in the first place?

Knuckles: But we didn't do anything!

Charmy: Ummmm........

Espio: Charmy, I hope that "ummm........" doesn't means you have something to do with this.

Charmy: Well........

FLASHBACK

Charmy: What is this?

Orc: NO, THAT IS A-

*Explodes*

Orc: Bomb. I'll alert this to everyone now. *Plays a battle horn*

END OF FLASHBACK

Everyone: CHAAAAAARMYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Charmy: Should I run now?

Guntz: *Loading his guns*

Amy: *Taking out her hammer*

Vector: *Crackling his fists*

Link: *Taking out 2 bombs*

Charmy: A BOMB-

*Explodes, everyone is now more black than before*

Everyone else: LINK!

*Explodes*

Everyone: GUNTZ!

Guntz: *Too black* Oops, guess those were the explosive bullets-

*Explodes*

Lucas: Hey, why did that happen-

*Explodes*

Klonoa: I know what will happen next-

*Explodes*

Genis: Ok, this is getting-

*Explodes*

Genis: ANNOYING!

..................................

Popo: Is over!

*Explodes*

Everyone: CHRIS THIS ISN'T FUNNY, STOP THAT!

....................................

Talo: Is gone!

*Explodes*

*Far away*

Dimentio: *Awakening* Shut up, I can't sleep!

Dark Super Sonic: That's it, tomorrow they will get it!

*Explodes*

Dark Super Sonic: *All black* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Dimentio: *All black* I DIDN'T, I SWEAR!

*Explodes*

Dark Super Sonic: STOP THAT!

Dimentio: I'M NOT DOING IT!

*Explodes*

Dark Super Sonic: HOW ABOUT WE SHOULD SLEEP SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

Dimentio: OK!

*Explodes*

Dark Super Sonic: GO!

*Later that night*

Lucas: I have an idea, we should camp in the lake for this night.

Link: I like how that sounds.

Presea: Sleeping under the stars sounds fine.

Shikamaru: Watching stars? Hell yes.

Klonoa: Let's tell horror stories!

Shadow: Want to hear a horror story? I'll tell you one, is about many persons who travels together to many lands, who made them join together? A 16 year old boy. They always are traveling in company of all, live adventures and fight the evil EVERY STUPID CHAPTER AND EXPLODES WITHOUT ANY APPARENT REASON!

Popo: Wow that story is awesome!

Guntz: He is talking about us.

Talo: Say, that isn't really a horror story at all.

Shikamaru: I have a better idea.

Rusl: What is it?

Shikamaru: Shut up and sleep, don't be a drag and rest.

Lucas: I agree with Shikamaru.

Tails: Good night everyone......*Yawns and sleeps*

Chris: How will the festival be tomorrow? Will Shadow tell the rest of the story? Find out in the next chapter Trouble! The festival's chaos and romance!!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh. I liked this-
*explodes*
... chapter...

[DededeCloneChris]

Heh. I liked this-
*explodes*
... chapter...

I think the explosions will be a running gag and others too.
Everyone: NOOOO!

[Triforce_Luigi]

YAY!'
*explodes*
... I think I agree with-
*explodes*
...Them...
*explode*

[DededeCloneChris]

*In the dream world*

Lucas:.....Why.........Why they have to die! WHY?!

Cream: *Crying*

Klonoa: *Crying*

?: Is okay Lucas, they risked their lives for us.

Lucas: But!

?: She is right Lucas, we must continue.

Lucas: I CAN'T WITHOUT THEM!

?: STOP CRYING LUCAS!

Lucas: I.......CAN'T!

?: In can feel their auras still with life somewhere, they are fine!

Lucas:..........*Sob*..........Are you sure?

?: I'm the Pokémon who can feel people's auras, if either they are far away or near.

Cream:.....*Sob*.....That means.....Amy is still alive?

?: I'm really not sure, but there are the same auras in a distant place.

*Stops dreaming*

Lucas: AHHH!!!!!! *Pants*.......What was that nightmare?

[thunderhero4]

jeasus christ! that last interview was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

[DededeCloneChris]

jeasus christ! that last interview was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

[thunderhero4]

jeasus christ! that last interview was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

[DededeCloneChris]

jeasus christ! that last interview was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

[thunderhero4]

jeasus christ! that last interview was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

......festival time....

[DededeCloneChris]

jeasus christ! that last interview was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

......festival time....

There was no interview in this chapter you know.

[thunderhero4]

jeasus christ! that last chapter was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

......festival time....

There was no interview in this chapter you know.

Oops, im getting too used to saying interview...fixed....

[DededeCloneChris]

jeasus christ! that last chapter was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

......festival time....

There was no interview in this chapter you know.

Oops, im getting too used to saying interview...fixed....

*Shuckles* That part will be in the next chapter. And It'll be annoying.

[thunderhero4]

jeasus christ! that last chapter was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

......festival time....

There was no interview in this chapter you know.

Oops, im getting too used to saying interview...fixed....

*Shuckles* That part will be in the next chapter. And It'll be annoying.

does this mean IM in there ;D

[DededeCloneChris]

jeasus christ! that last chapter was so long, it seemed like a never ending staircase that required 70 stars to reach the top! And I didnt have 70 stars! :O

Wrong post sir.

????

whaddya mean? I was talking about the chapter b4 this one...

Lucario: Which?

......festival time....

There was no interview in this chapter you know.

Oops, im getting too used to saying interview...fixed....

*Shuckles* That part will be in the next chapter. And It'll be annoying.

does this mean IM in there ;D

Hell yes!