Auditions are really the only good part anymore, but meh.
"Stalk Her" is the best song ever.
"If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her.
If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her."
It was about stalking Paula Abdul, by the way. And breaking into her house to steal her underwear...
Let my peepuh go.
That guy should just make some stupid Youtube blog series. I bet he'd be very successful.
Also, that crazy social worker gets a runner up award imo.
Quote from: AN_18_FOOT_SLOTH on January 15, 2008, 08:31:15 PM
Let my peepuh go.
That was awesome as well.
Also...
"No sex allowed.
I don't want to be part of your crowd."
It makes me wonder why these people think they can sing... But Simon is being too nice. He only got cussed out twice.
I think it was a pretty good song, and I think he sang it OK, only problem was it was creepy.
I wonder if he did it on purpose. :P
I wonder if someone will sing chocolate rain?
OR WORSE Tay Zonday will audition!!!!
:D :D :D :D
Quote from: Zovistograt on January 15, 2008, 08:58:43 PM
That guy should just make some stupid Youtube blog series. I bet he'd be very successful.
Also, that crazy social worker gets a runner up award imo.
When he first said that he wanted all the kids to hear his song called "NO SEX ALLOWED!" I thought ONOZ! A Radical Christian! Then I heard the song and I cracked up. :D
I only watch the auditions. Other than that, I dont.
Best audition ever = "You're my brother until the end of time. No matter where you are, you're always in my heart!" :D
Quote from: LightningSword on January 18, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
Best audition ever = "You're my brother until the end of time. No matter where you are, you're always in my heart!" :D
Lol...That was awesome. XD
The guy in the bikini who got his chest hair waxed was hilarious