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Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

Started by DededeCloneChris, November 12, 2007, 08:30:15 PM

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speaking of which, what ever happened to "The Melancholy of Rosie the Rascal"



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Looks like she was able to log in! I'll start to write the next chapter!

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Chapter 49: The portal! The only way to go to Lucas!

*In Vale*

Kraden: Is that so? Well for my last description, we should make a warning sign for any traveler who passes near the cave.

Sheba: Too bad.

Kraden: Why?

Sheba: Because I already do that a while ago.

*In front of the cave, there was warning sign saying "Don't enter if you don't want to be gay"*

Kraden: Eh......well done?

Sheba: Thanks.

*Someones knocks the door outside Kraden's house*

Garet: I'll go to see who is it. *Goes to open the door* Guys, when we invited many extrange people here in Kraden's house?

Kraden: I don't remember, why?

Garet: Because there are like..........15 or more of them.

Sheba: It must be them! *Runs towards the door*

Jenna and Mia: Who?

Genis: Sheba! So here is where you live!

Garet: Do you know them Sheba?

Sheba: They helped me when you were........like that inside the cave.

Isaac: I don't want to remember that.

Felix: Neither do I.

Tails: We just.........want to thanks you for helping us, that's all.

Vector: But first I have a question missy!

Sheba: What is it?

Vector: Why when I was in that cave I didn't go goofy like them?

Sheba: I....really can't answer that.

Raine: Didn't you said it was because of strong minds?

Sheba: Yes I did, but...

Charmy: That's strange, because I really know Vector doesn't have any brain to have a mind.


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Raine: If that's the case, then-

Vector: HEY! I DO HAVE A MIND!

*Just then, a fly came passing by and have entered Vector's ear (wherever is that) and his buzzing was echoing all around his head, then the fly say)*

Fly: What kind of head is this? There isn't any brain in here! I'm out of this place! *Escapes through Vector's ear (wherever is that again)*

Espio:........................So that's why your "brain" is all messed up!

Lloyd: Ha-ha, you don't have a brai-in!

Tails: Say Vector, what is 1 + 1-

Vector: 58034!

Tails: I didn't even finished!

Sheba:........A-anyway, I'm glad you're all ok, but if you excuse m-

Cream: Lady Sheba, can I ask you a favor please?

Sheba: A favor? What is that favor?

Cream: Could you and your friends help us to return with our best friend please?

Garet: Sure!

Ivan: Garet, did you said yes before we can even say something?

Sheba: HE DID IT AGAIN!

Piers: *Sigh* Is always the same thing every day with you around Garet!

Cream: Then.....*Sniff*.....you'll not help us then?

Jenna: *Wispers* What now Isaac, we can't ignore her like that now![/size

Isaac: *Wispers* I don't have any choice, we're out of options.

Mia: *Wispers* That's means another adventure?

Felix: *Wispers* Looks like it.

Ivan: *Wispers* But if Garet is the first asking for a favor, next time can I attack him with Spark Plasma?

Isaac: *Wispers* Sure, I'll attack him with Ragnarok.

Piers: *Wispers* We were talking about something else beside killing Garet guys.

Cream: *Wants to cry* Then.......*sniff*...is ano?

Sheba: NO NO NO NO! IS A YES! OF COURSE WE WILL!

Cream: *Wipes out her tears* Thanks!

Guntz: *Wispers* Alright Klonoa, that really works, here is your money. *Hands over 10 dollars to Klonoa angryly*

Klonoa: *Wispers* *Laughs* (Good work Cream!)

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Chapter 50: New story format! Now like every fan fiction!

"What do you mean by new story format?" Klonoa said with curiosity.

"Like this" Answered Lloyd.

"And what kind of funnyness will give?" Asked Guntz.

Guntz grabbed Shadow's shoulder and he told him "I love you"

And so, the Shadow x Guntz club fans have made. ;D

"Are you nuts?!" Yelled Shadow.

"NO! HE MADE ME TELL YOU THAT!" Guntz said.

"Hmm, guys, the story? Please?" Said Sheba.

"Is better if you mix them together" Said Meta Knight.

"Yes, because is too troublesome to write who is talking" Said Shikamaru.

You know, is better if I make a poll.

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Chapter 51: It didn't work! Amy adventure in forever forest with Geno!

Klonoa: *Sigh* It didn't work right?

Presea: No.

Shadow: The question is what are we going to do now?

Charmy: AHEM, reunite with Lucas? Please? A way to him?

Sakura: Yeah but how?

*Just then, something dark was flying near them*

Garet: What is that dark thing in the sky?

Tails: It looks like.........Sonic?!

Sheena: Maybe that is a signal of where Lucas is!

Guntz: But how are we suppose to go there?

Raine: The only way to get there is by teleporting..........but............

Sheba: Teleporting? That is simple, I'm a wind adept, Ivan is too a wind adept, if we combine forces we can teleport all of you to that "Lucas".

Ivan: That means we're going with them?

Kraden: Go my childs, I feel something very evil will happen to all the worlds beyond ours. May the power of the alchemy go with you.

Isaac:............By childs, that includes me too?

Kraden: *Nods*

Isaac: Then it's settle! Ivan, Sheba, use teleport!

Ivan: You know, is kind of annoying if you order us around, I want this time an adventure without YOU being the leader or something.

Piers: OR Felix.

Jenna: SPECIALLY Felix

Felix: What is wrong with leadership?

Mia: In many RPGs, the leader is a silent protagonist, Ivan, do you remember that time when..............

FLASHBACK

Fortune teller: Now the only thing you have to do is tell me what is your favorite animal.

Isaac: (Get in his thinking pose and nods)

Ivan: Isaac, yes is not an animal!

Isaac: (Gets in his thinking pose and shakes his head to the left and right)

Fortune teller: I predict your journey will be a silent one.

Garet: No, REALLY?!

END OF FLASHBACK

Isaac: AT LEAST I'M TALKING NOW!

Sheba: CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LET ME CONCENTRATE?!

Espio: (That is really a good explanation of good friends)

*All of them were teletransportated outside the Pokémon Oasis*

END OF THE LOOOOOOONG FLASHBACK (Plays terrorific music of 2 seconds)

Lucas: But I saw only 4 of the new guys!

Isaac: No, I'm here, you didn't saw me.

Lucas: Alright alright, let me count everyone, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7........................34?!?!?!?!

Knuckles: Now THAT'S IS A BIG TEAM!

Lucas: (Oh god, I thought Sakura and Shikamaru were the only ones who were going to help me, but this getting out of contro-)

Cream: Where is Amy?

Link: I thought Amy was with you!

Genis: But I thought Amy was WITH you!

Charmy: PANIC TIME!

*Everyone except "the Golden Sun characters" Shikamaru, Shadow, Kratos, Presea, Guntz and Lucario were running like crazy*

Presea: It is a good idea to be in panic now?

Guntz: No.

Shikamaru: I thought so.

Lucario: (Meditating)

Shadow: What are you doing?

Lucario:...........................................................................

Kratos: Is meditating.

Lucario: I found a pink aura near a forest not far from here.

Shadow: A pink aura?

*Everyone else stops running suddenly*

Cream: It must be Amy's!......Wait, what is an aura?

Lucario: I'll explain it to you in the way, let's hurry up, there is evil in that forest! *Starts running to the West*

Shikamaru: Come on, we have to follow Lucario. *Surpricely, he starts running*

Lucas: *Thinking while running* (Is there someway to call them when I need? I don't want later a full city following me)

*Not far away from there, inside a forest*

Amy:............Ugh.........where am I? *Gasps* WHERE IS EVERYBODY?! SONI-(Wait a second, if I call for Sonic, he'll kill me!) UMMMMMMM.........SHADOW!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! (That was embarrasing Amy! Damit! Damit! Damit!)

?: Not good, is not here either.

Amy: WHO...WHO ARE YOU?! GET AWAY FROM ME!

?: Pardon me if I was rude. Did you see a Star near here?

Amy: No, I didn't. Hmm, you don't see dangerous, I can see you're kind, what's your name?

(A/N: If somebody can tell me Geno's real name, please tell me)

?: I'm %/), but since I'm using this body, you can call me Geno.

Amy: %/)? This body?

Geno: Save the talk for later, hide in those bushes! *Grabs Amy and hides with her in the bushes*

Arrow 1: That nincompoop isn't here! Where did he go?

Arrow 2: Who cares? Letting one of the 7 stars unguarded was one big mistake, and one big help for us to revive our boss!

Arrow 1: Let's keep him away from our boss until everyone in Rose Town are petrifried!

Both: Hehehehehe! *Jumps away into the forest*

Geno: Those darn arrows.

Amy: May I ask who are you and what are you doing here in this creepy forest?

Geno: Well, I'm a star guardian from the Star Road up in the sky above the Mushroom Kingdom and all lands, in reality I'm a star, but I took a doll from Gaz's dolls, Geno, and made my own body to retrieve one of the 7 Stars from the Star Road. If that star doesn't gather with the others, the wishes of everyone in the lands.......no, all the worlds will perish, fade away and never come true.

Amy: WISHES?! THAT MEANS IF I WANT TO MARRY A CERTAIN PERSON, MY WISH WILL NEVER COME TRUE?!

Geno: Sadly.

Amy: But, but, but!

Geno: If you want your wishes to come true, then can you help me retrieving the stolen star?

Amy: I'll do it! Let's kick some arrow's butt!

Geno: Thanks.

Chris: Will Geno and Amy retrieve the Star from the arrows? Will Lucas and the others help Amy in her predicament? Will somebody sell a teleporter or a thing of some sort? Find out in the next chapter The maze of the forest! An infinite long path!

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