Resident Roleplay

[Triforce_Luigi]

"Such touching naivete. You jump off, and I shoot you full of holes," said Derek raising his gun.

[Tupin]

"Viewtifulboy, if you jump off, your "DVD" gets it! Joesph yelled

Before Viewtifulboy could react, he took the DVD out of his backpack and snapped the disc in two.

He then threw it out the window.

"Now can we please focus?" Joesph said.

"We are in the midst of a zombie invasion." Joesph said.

Joesph looked at the fuel gauge. It was still half full, about 30 gallons left in the tank.

[Triforce_Luigi]

"Viewtifulboy, if you jump off, your "DVD" gets it! Joesph yelled

Before Viewtifulboy could react, he took the DVD out of his backpack and snapped the disc in two.

He then threw it out the window.

"Now can we please focus?" Joesph said.

"We are in the midst of a zombie invasion." Joesph said.

Joesph looked at the fuel gauge. It was still half full, about 30 gallons left in the tank.

Derek looked at the fuel gauge as well. His expression looked alot like this: :|

"You intercourse ing idiot!!!" he yelled at Viewtifulboy.

OOC//So his parents literally named him that.

[Tupin]

"Viewtifulboy, if you jump off, your "DVD" gets it! Joesph yelled

Before Viewtifulboy could react, he took the DVD out of his backpack and snapped the disc in two.

He then threw it out the window.

"Now can we please focus?" Joesph said.

"We are in the midst of a zombie invasion." Joesph said.

Joesph looked at the fuel gauge. It was still half full, about 30 gallons left in the tank.

Derek looked at the fuel gauge as well. His expression looked alot like this: :|

"You intercourse ing idiot!!!" he yelled at Viewtifulboy.

OOC//So his parents literally named him that.

OOC//Yeah, why didn't he choose a real name?

"Let me at the controls." Joesph said. He seemed mad off.

Joesph sat at the controls and attempted to radio a control tower.

All he got was static.

[Viewtifulboy]

"Viewtifulboy, if you jump off, your "DVD" gets it! Joesph yelled

Before Viewtifulboy could react, he took the DVD out of his backpack and snapped the disc in two.

He then threw it out the window.

"Now can we please focus?" Joesph said.

"We are in the midst of a zombie invasion." Joesph said.

Joesph looked at the fuel gauge. It was still half full, about 30 gallons left in the tank.

"now I'm jumping off without a 'chute *does so*"

[Tupin]

"Wow." Joesph said.

"Do you know what height we were at?" he said to Derek.

"500 feet." "He fell 500 feet straight onto concrete."

[Triforce_Luigi]

"Wow." Joesph said.

"Do you know what height we were at?" he said to Derek.

"500 feet." "He fell 500 feet straight onto concrete."

"Yeah... Well, he did the world a favor by destroying himself..." said Derek in a melancholy tone. "Oh, well... Maybe he thinks there's some sort of trampoline down there... Or he does have a parachute... Maybe... Nah..."

OOC//As you may have noticed, I made my character ramble alot for some reason...

[Tupin]

Joesph closed the helicopter door.

He looked around.  He saw 3 parachutes.

"Meh." "His loss, right Derek?"

[Triforce_Luigi]

Joesph closed the helicopter door.

He looked around.  He saw 3 parachutes.

"Meh." "His loss, right Derek?"

"Exactly..."

OOC//So he dropped out? Of his own RP?

[Tupin]

Joesph closed the helicopter door.

He looked around.  He saw 3 parachutes.

"Meh." "His loss, right Derek?"

"Exactly..."

OOC//So he dropped out? Of his own RP?

OOC//I'm sure he'll come up with something weird.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Joesph closed the helicopter door.

He looked around.  He saw 3 parachutes.

"Meh." "His loss, right Derek?"

"Exactly..."

OOC//So he dropped out? Of his own RP?

OOC//I'm sure he'll come up with something weird.

OOC//Like "Viewtiful Joe randomly appeared and stopped time. Then he saved Viewtifulboy from a messy death."

[Viewtifulboy]

*my body is mangled on the ground*. "oooohhhh..... It hurrttsss... :'( *the leech crawls up*. hi leechy.  I'm afraid I can't look after you anymore.  *leechy crals into my wound*  ???"

[Viewtifulboy]

you have to continue without me for now.

[Triforce_Luigi]

"I hope none of the zombies find any aircraft."

[Viewtifulboy]

(they aren't smart enough) ::)