Let's play the wrong answer game, NSF!

[Allegory]

I don't know, my magic 8 ball hasn't told me yet.

Why am I asking this question?

[JrDude]

Because you have a boner.

Why bend over like that when you drop the soap in prison?

[Mystic]

Silver likes it.

Why does NSF exist?

[Rayquarian]

When a mommy and a daddy love each other enough, they have sex so good that it breaks the condom.

Why am I here?

[Thirdkoopa]

Because we need someone with "ray" at the beginning of their screen name.

Why do I keep using windows media player?

[Allegory]

Because you haven't discovered the many joys in life.

How many times do I have to repeat myself?

[Thirdkoopa]

Negative four.

Why was this thread moved?

[Allegory]

Because people kept complaining about your laser.

How many cups are there in a wallop?

[えっちーせんぱい]

E.

Why do I have 3 computers, 2 wireless routers and only 1 external hard drive?

[Allegory]

700894652.

Is there a meaning to life?

[Mystic]

42

Who birth Silver

[JrDude]

Lugia raped a Pidgey when it was high, the somehow magically pregnant Pidgey did lots of drugs and drank a lot when Silverhawk was inside the belly, Silver was born really early as well and fell into a pool of acne medication which his body learned of and became immune to it.

m i fun e?

[Rayquarian]

Only when you're killing babies.

Why can't I find a shiny Pidgey?

[Allegory]

Because you FAIL!

Where is the book of death?

[Rayquarian]

Locked in a box hidden in the deepest depths of hades.

How many Hyper Beams does it take to screw in a lightbulb?