How Mack Are You?

[Thirdkoopa]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? ah pokefag  They all are pretty equal in mediocrity in my opinion, so yeah. It's like you wanted questions I can't get.
3. Sex? Right now.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? hawkswifeaftersex; - not like i use smilies often anyways
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? To avoid long explination, I'll say yes
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? Read? Yes. Follow? intercourse  no.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yes, actually.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Curious? Yes. Bicurious? No.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Aquired Immune Deficancy Syndrome - I blame health for making me know this. Think I spelled a few parts wrong.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? to your house Depends on my mood.
11. Can you tie a tie? Yeah
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? ...If I have to answer seriously then yes, well, more like "She's hot"
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Never seen one asides from pictures.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? A few hours ago
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Boshi; As for color I'd have to say...uh...I've always found Black Yoshi's interesting.
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? I have in bed.
18. What's your favourite number? 2012 - no I kid; No true favorite number.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? No I haven't; Your assumptions just got intercourse ed.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) ICQ! No but seriously MSN
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Fighting Polygon, oh and Assassinated because I got -1
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Depends on age. If it was now, abortion intercourse  yeah.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? Fuck no
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? My parents told me he was fake after the first year I truly celebrated christmas; Somewhere around that.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Nope.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Never. What's next? My social security number?
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? If I had to pick from those options, the first; Horah for getting drunk, but If I really did meet you we'd probably be playing video games or chatting
...or watch me chat to myself
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Have not watched. Have not read. Want to stay the intercourse  away from it and those fangirls.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? intercourse  no
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Do Paintball guns count?
31. What does WWF stand for? World War Fuck
32. Are you white and nerdy? White? Yes. Nerdy? I like the candy.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Why should I give a poop?
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Yes.
35. Mack or Moses? Mace
36. Are you Jewish? intercourse  religion I stopped paying attention years ago, so, no.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Use to be able to, I have a tendancy to forget other language knowledge.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Snorkel. Uh...There's actually a good deal of them I would but I'll go with what I put in the strikes.
39. Are you a virgin? For now yeah. CURSE YOU AGAIN MACK.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? She thinks my tractor, She thinks my tractor, she thinks my tractors sexy.
...yeah that answers enough.
41. Leno or Conan? Leno but both are awesome
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Depends on your definition of important, but I've forgotten a certain few, so yeah.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? A few weeks ago, friends huge party.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? intercourse  books boring as hell. No.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? JOY TO ME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS, AND ME, AND ME, AND
...I wouldn't be that much of a dick but no clue. Depends on the flavor.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Why wouldn't I? Some people I know through connections have suffered from it, and those four will die some day anyways + Nobel Peace Prize!
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Yeah kinda I guess
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Yes
50. How many questions have you answered? A intercourse load. A intercourse load that lacks question 46.

[Spud]

1. What colour are your eyes? A greenish blue colour.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? Games - 2nd   Anime - 1st
3. Sex? Depends...  Gender - Male
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? 8)
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? I don't have a twitter account nor do I plan on getting one.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? No.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? I don't remember.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? I'd probably sell the vacation to someone.
11. Can you tie a tie? No. ;-;
o12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? I don't think so... >_>
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? ...k
14. When was the last time you had a bath? 7 years ago I think.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green.
16. How old are you? 17.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? No.
18. What's your favourite number? 9
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? People.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) MSN
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Diagnostician.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accept responsibility although you have to sex for babies right? :U
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? ~5 years ago. ;-;
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? KFC. I haven't seen a Popeye's in Canada.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Last week.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Seen clips when my sister was watching the movie when I had to walk by the TV.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Yes, but probably won't join.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? No.
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wildlife Fund. Or that's what it says on the organizer in my room.
32. Are you white and nerdy? Possibly.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Nike.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Yes.
35. Mack or Moses? Mack.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes. Wheeee, Canadian.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? "Silverhawk79. That guy intercourse in' sucks." :U
39. Are you a virgin? Yes.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? I guess you could say that.
41. Leno or Conan? I don't watch TV at night. D:
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ No.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? New Year's Eve Party.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Eat some, sell some, give some away.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Yes. They don't directly influence my life.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? I don't have a phone.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? No.
50. How many questions have you answered? 49 including this question.

EDIT: Answers are now bold.

[Totla]

1. What colour are your eyes? Light blue. They're very purty. :3
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? First.
3. Sex?Whether you want to or not.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? shocking;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Good god no.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? Nope.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?This white boy can not jump. Not at all.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Very very slight.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up?Yes.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?I couldn't leave. I have crew tomorrow. (this statement applies to every day for the next two and a half years)
11. Can you tie a tie?No.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on?No
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby?Dawwwww
14. When was the last time you had a bath?Years ago
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi?Blue
16. How old are you?16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"?no
18. What's your favourite number?13
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people?Hentai
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) MSN
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD?Happy Mask Man
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?Accepting responsibility
23. Are you Nintendoman74?Dear god I hope not
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?My friend told me when I was 10 I think
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's?Do I look black?
26. When was the last time you masturbated?Yesterday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?Can't we do all of them?
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)?No
29. Have you ever considered joining the army?Yes
30. Have you ever fired a gun?Tes
31. What does WWF stand for?World Wildlife Foundation; World Wrestling Federation
32. Are you white and nerdy?Well, my rims are quite stationary.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes?Asics
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"?Yes
35. Mack or Moses?Mack <3
36. Are you Jewish?Naw
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French?Yes
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?One, gigantic rock at all of you.
39. Are you a virgin?Yes
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like?yes
41. Leno or Conan?leno
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/yes
43. When was the last dance/party you attended?uh, the 2nd. the last one i liked? a year ago
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"?no
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes?I would go to my school and eat it in class. Then they would ask if I had enough for everyone. And I would. God dangit I would.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?Yes.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting?Both about the same
49. Have you ever worn a fedora?Yes
50. How many questions have you answered?All of them

[StarWindWizard7]

Kaz, some time ago, made this awesome thread where people answered his random questions and he gave them a rank on a scale determined by him at his leisure. For instance, you may be a Kazling.

I'm now stealing that idea.

Answer the following questions, fully, and on Wednesday or Friday I'll get to assigning you a rank. How Mack Are You?

1. What colour are your eyes?
Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon?
Ehm... The one with mew two in it?
3. Sex?
A bit overrated. I believe I can do with out it, but it would be nice to get intimate.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?
:|
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)?
No sir.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd?
Nope.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?
No, I have not.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)?
Not at all. All the way gay.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up?
Only the last 2 words.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?
Good question, Probably somewhere in the UK.
11. Can you tie a tie?
Probably not now, but I used to know how years ago when I was in J.R.O.T.C.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on?
... Um ... No comment.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby?
"awww"
14. When was the last time you had a bath?
I don't take baths, I take showers.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi?
Sky Blue!!! ^___^
16. How old are you?
27
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"?
When I was in High school, plenty of times.
18. What's your favourite number?
7
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people?
Real people.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)
Yahoo Messenger.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD?
My current one.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
I would accept responsibility ..........and also be very proud of myself, that I have a child!
23. Are you Nintendoman74?
No, not sure who that is personally.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
1st Grade.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's?
Popeyes all the way!
26. When was the last time you masturbated?
LOL, last night.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?
Neither, we would play video games and chill out, I can see you giving me a tour of your Country.  maneatingrobot;
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)?
No, of course not.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army?
No, but the Air Force yes.
30. Have you ever fired a gun?
No.
31. What does WWF stand for?
World Wrestling Federation (the Old acronym, it means something else now).
32. Are you white and nerdy?
No.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes?
Aesics then New Balance.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"?
No.
35. Mack or Moses?
Mack.
36. Are you Jewish?
No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French?
No.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?
Um, nobody really.
39. Are you a virgin?
Lol, no.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like?
Yeah.
41. Leno or Conan?
Ew, neither, but I had to choose Conan.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/
Yeah.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended?
Going to the clubs should count, and that should be last Friday.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"?
Nope.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes?
Donate them.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?
?? Yes?
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting?
Texting! I love texting.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora?
Never heard of it.
50. How many questions have you answered?
All of them!  =P

[Kayo]

you guys never txt me :(

[Mystic]

I dunno your number.

[SkyMyl]

I wonder when the results will come in.

[Kayo]

I dunno your number.

do you want it?

[Thirdkoopa]

I wonder when the results will come in.

I'll laugh like crazy If I won.

[SkyMyl]

I'll laugh like crazy If I won.

There is no winning. He simply judges how high you are on the Mack scale. At least, if he's going by the original thread.

[StarWindWizard7]

you guys never txt me :(

I woudln't mind texting anybody, it's free texting! :P
But we could always just talk on this site anyway.
Too busy to just ramble text during the day.

[Kayo]

I woudln't mind texting anybody, it's free texting! :P
But we could always just talk on this site anyway.
Too busy to just ramble text during the day.

I'm not on here all day, yet i probably send txts like every minute. :P

[Thirdkoopa]

There is no winning. He simply judges how high you are on the Mack scale. At least, if he's going by the original thread.

Answer the following questions, fully, and on Wednesday or Friday I'll get to assigning you a rank. How Mack Are You?

Yeah. I'll still laugh If I get a high score.

[PsychoYoshi]

Kaz, some time ago, made this awesome thread where people answered his random questions and he gave them a rank on a scale determined by him at his leisure. For instance, you may be a Kazling.

I'm now stealing that idea.

Answer the following questions, fully, and on Wednesday or Friday I'll get to assigning you a rank. How Mack Are You?

1. Brown.
2. IV
3. pics or it won't happen
4. Any of the original Nsider ones.
5. Yes.
6. No, I intercourse ing hate Twitter.
7. No.
8. If faggotry counts as bicurious, sure.
9. Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
10. Japan, Germany, or Antarctica.
11. No.
12. Slightly.
13. "Great, something else that poops."
14. Several years ago, if you exclusively mean baths.
15. Green, of course.
16. 21.
17. No.
18. Pi.
19. I don't have a preference.
20. IRC, Pidgin if I must use one of the other clients.
21. Pirate, even though it's retired.
22. I think the saner question would be why I'd sleep with a woman in the first place.
23. On the sixth Thursday of every month, yes.
24. 3rd or 4th grade.
25. No.
26. None of your business.
27. Difficult to tell without having met you in real life.
28. Christ, no.
29. Yes.
30. No.
31. World Wildlife Fund.
32. THEY SEE ME ROLL ON / MY SEGWAY
33. New Balance, because some are actually still made in the US.
34. Unfortunately, yes.
35. None of the above.
36. Faggotry is not permitted in Judaism any more than in Christianity, so no.
37. ...yes, I think?
38. I have to pick one?
39. Yes.
40. Yes.
41. Neither.
42. None that I remember.
43. A New Year's Eve party with my family.
44. No.
45. Stockpile them, sell about 950 of them, and slowly eat the rest.
47. Question was phrased badly. If you meant I had to use the cure on all of those people, yes.
48. Talking.
49. Yes.
50. 48, not including this one. 49, including this one.

[NiMa74]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 1st.
3. Sex? Male.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? D:
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? Nope.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? No.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Not really. Maybe slightly once in my life a couple of years ago, but not really anymore.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Autoimmune deficiency syndrome.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Italy, definitely.
11. Can you tie a tie? Nope.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Ugh, that thing's gross.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? About ten years ago.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue.
16. How old are you? Fifteen.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? No. I like wearing things under my pants, thank you very much.
18. What's your favourite number? 74.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) MSN.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? I like Pinball Wizard.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accept responsibility.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? Hell yeah, I am.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? Eleven years old.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Nope.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Last night.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? I'd buy you a beer, probably. And then buy one for myself somehow, even though I'm underage. And then we'd just chill.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Fuck no.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? No, but my brother has.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Nope.
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation.
32. Are you white and nerdy? Hellz yeah.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? I don't really care. At all.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Heard it? I know all the intercourse ing words!
35. Mack or Moses? Mack.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? No, I speak Spanish as my second language.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Riosan. Just cause I feel like it.
39. Are you a virgin? Yes.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Not really. All just sounds like garbage to me.
41. Leno or Conan? Conan.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ No. If I forget, they're not important.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? New Years.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? Nope.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Make a candy cane sculpture.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Yes. But then I'd kill Bush some other long, painful way.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting for friends, talking for family.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Hell yeah, and I look good too.
50. How many questions have you answered? All of them.