The NSFCD Member Awards (Winners posted!)

[Dog Food]

Yes, that's right, folks. NSFCD Member Awards. Did you ever wonder what your so-called internet friends thought about you? Or perhaps you're a sad pathetic loser who has never won anything in his/her life. Maybe your dick is three sizes too small and you need something to compensate for it. Whatever the reason, the solution is right here! Because we know, deep down, popularity contests are cool, and you are cool by doing this. Peer pressure is undeniable, so don't deny how much fun this looks!

You guys have probably seen these kind of awards before, so I won't spend a lot of time explaining how this will work. Basically,

Phase 1: Nominate (ENDS ON SAT. DEC, 11th AT 11:59 PM EST)
Nominate people for each award. To nominate, post your choices in this thread. Fill out as many as possible. Seriously, go on a frenzy. Pretend you are on drugs that give you the sudden sensation of extreme agony if you aren't on the computer nominating people. And then the effects will wear off mysteriously after you've finished every category. In order for a nominee to make the cut, they need to have at least two nominations (from more than one person). And the more, the better, since there can only be 4 participants in a category. So if you have more nominations, you have a better chance of staying in if the number goes over 4. We'll give you guys a week to do this.

Phase 2: Vote (STARTS ON FRIDAY DEC, 17th AT 4:00 PM EST. ENDS ON WED. DEC 22nd AT 11:59 EST WHENEVER)
So, the categories have all been filled out to their max. The remaining nominees per category have been posted for you all to greedily rage over. Now you have to vote on your number 1 choice in every category. PM me your choices, don't post in this thread. You can only vote once, so think hard about your choices. But you can swap answers any time before the deadline if you've already PM'd me your initial decisions.

That should be it. But if I've forgotten something, or you have additional questions, feel free to ask here or PM me.

And now on to the moment you've all ignored the previous paragraphs and skipped down here to see - the categories:

NSFCD MEMBER AWARDS
Staff Categories
The Top Dog Award
Awarded to the best overall staff member.
The Broken/Unbroken Award
Awarded to the most hardworking staff member.
The And Nothing Got Done Award
Awarded to the laziest staff member.
The Memories Live On Award
Awarded to the best retired staff member.
The Hello, Goodbye Award
Awarded to the retired staff member who received the best send off or goodbye.

User Categories
The No Autographs, Please Award
Awarded to the user with the best signature.
The Na'avi Got Nothing On Me Award
Awarded to the user with the best avatar.
The [Insert Something Creative Here] Award
Awarded to the most creative user.
The E=MC^2 Award
Awarded to the smartest user.
The LOL Award
Awarded to the funniest user.
The Master Debater Award
Awarded to the user most likely to win any debate or argument.
And The Users Rejoiced Award
Awarded to the most renowned user.
The Weeabo Award
Awarded to the biggest weeabo.
The I'm Too Sexy Award
Awarded to the smexiest user.
The Grammar Nazi Award
Awarded to the user most prudent about grammar.
The Unforgotten Bro Award
Awarded to the most missed user who is no longer with us.
The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Awarded to the most favorite user to come back from a long absence.
The Lovable Newbie Award
Awarded to the best new user of the year.
The lrn2spell Award
Awarded to the user with the the most horrendous grammar.
The Big Dick Award
Awarded to the biggest dick of the forums.
The Hard To The Core Award
Awarded to the most hardcore gamer.
The Originally Original Award
Awarded to the most original user.
And The Game Finally Ended Award
Awarded to the best host of games.
The Sarcasm Mode Award
Awarded to the most sarcastic and cynical user.
The Emo Award
Awarded to the most emotional user.

There you have it, folks. And I have successfully written "Award" so many times that it no longer looks like a word.

[Kayo]

First.

Hm. This seems interesting. But I feel like we did something like this a long time ago. Oh well, maybe we didn't. Or did we?

I doubt I'll win anything :/

[SkyMyl]

But I feel like we did something like this a long time ago.

We've had these kind of awards in the past. I think four, one of which never got completed.

Well, good luck to everyone.

[Silverhawk79]

First.

Hm. This seems interesting. But I feel like we did something like this a long time ago. Oh well, maybe we didn't. Or did we?

I doubt I'll win anything :/

We halfway finished one last year, and then mack someone forgot about them.

[TheDarkChief]

where's the "The Resurrected" award
because i would totally win

[Syncopathic]

The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Awarded to the most favorite user to come back from a long absence.

I'LL TAKE THIS DAMN CATEGORY.

[TheDarkChief]

The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Awarded to the most favorite user to come back from a long absence.

I'LL TAKE THIS DAMN CATEGORY.

i challenge you to a dance off, good sir

[Silverhawk79]

The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Awarded to the most favorite user to come back from a long absence.

I'LL TAKE THIS DAMN CATEGORY.

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[Doodle]

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>me
>favorite
(。- °)

[Kayo]

The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Awarded to the most favorite user to come back from a long absence.

I'LL TAKE THIS DAMN CATEGORY.

But I'm here.

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Staff Categories

The Top Dog Award
Silverhawk79

The Broken/Unbroken Award
Mace

The And Nothing Got Done Award
N/A

The Memories Live On Award
Vaatix

The Hello, Goodbye Award
Vaatix

User Categories
The No Autographs, Please Award
N/A

The Na'avi Got Nothing On Me Award
N/A

The [Insert Something Creative Here] Award
Zovistograt

The E=MC^2 Award
PsychoYoshi

The LOL Award
Silverhawk79

The Master Debater Award
PsychoYoshi

And The Users Rejoiced Award
Magnum

The Weeaboo Award
Marisa

The I'm Too Sexy Award
Jatoskep

The Grammar Nazi Award
N/A

The Unforgotten Bro Award
TheBird (despite the fact he still comes on occasionally)

The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
FearItself

The Lovable Newbie Award
N/A

The lrn2spell Award
phatyo. Upon reflection, this should be called the phresh award.

The Big Dick Award
Robbie :U

The Hard To The Core Award
Tupin

The Originally Original Award
Zovistograt

And The Game Finally Ended Award
KJ

The Sarcasm Mode Award
Robbie

The Emo Award
N/A

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I may go back and replace some of the N/As later on.

[Matt]

User Categories
The No Autographs, Please Award
Riosan

The Na'avi Got Nothing On Me Award
JMV290

The [Insert Something Creative Here] Award
Riosan

The E=MC^2 Award
JMV290

The LOL Award
JMV290

The Master Debater Award
Riosan

And The Users Rejoiced Award
JMV290

The Weeabo Award
Riosan

The I'm Too Sexy Award
JMV290

The Grammar Nazi Award
Riosan

The Unforgotten Bro Award
JMV290

The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Riosan

The Lovable Newbie Award
JMV290

The lrn2spell Award
Riosan

The Big Dick Award
JMV290

The Hard To The Core Award
Riosan

The Originally Original Award
JMV290

And The Game Finally Ended Award
Riosan

The Sarcasm Mode Award
JMV290

The Emo Award
Riosan

Staff sucks so yeah didn't bother with those categories.

[FearItself]

I haven't really been around long enough recently to make educated votes, so... ¯\(°_o)/¯

[SkyMyl]

The And Nothing Got Done Award
Can I nominate myself?
The Broken/Unbroken Award
Mack
The Memories Live On Award
Friendly Hostile
The No Autographs, Please Award
Tuppy
The Na'avi Got Nothing On Me Award
Sync
The [Insert Something Creative Here] Award
Kilroy (Gregg Casey, anyone?)
The E=MC^2 Award
Bored
The Master Debater Award
Mace
And The Users Rejoiced Award
KJ
The Weeaboo Award
Zovi, even though he's not here that much.
The I'm Too Sexy Award
Redpaige13
The Unforgotten Bro Award
Hector_The_Axe
The Don't Call It A Comeback Award
Sync
The lrn2spell Award
Phatyo
The Big Dick Award
Super
The Hard To The Core Award
Tupin
And The Game Finally Ended Award
KJ
The Sarcasm Mode Award
Nayrman.
The Emo Award
Allegretto

I'll likely edit in the rest of my nominations later.
I've nominated.

[Kayo]

And The Game Finally Ended Award
Rob

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