What was your first driving lesson like?

[klavier_gavin]

well i am normally a horrible decent driver but when i went to take my road test it was strikeout horrible it started out ok but it ended up with me getting a ticket with me in jail with me on death row with me not getting my lisence you see i started driving and the guy was all like "you're a fjuking idiot you forgot to check your mirrors" and i said "kiss my azzxz im puttin tha petal to tha metal oh sorry" and so i started to check them and the guy was all like "jesus fjuckin christ yo forgot to stop the car" and i was like "who cares it's a good day to die oh jeez oh jeez" and i tried to stop the car while still adjusting my penis HA HA HA THAT'S REALLY FUNNY THAT THING I JUST SAID mirrors and then i hit this person and he flipped a few times and fell on the sidewalk unconceous unconcious unconshus dead and i kept driving and the guy was like "WTF! pull over" and i was like "you drive w/ me u die w/ me oh man im so sorry" and then the car hit a barb wire other car fence did i really say barb wire brick wall and exploded and then we went to hell heaven and god was all like " guys WTF! did you do" and i was all like "sorry" and he sent us back and the end.

[Redpaige13]

My first driving lesson wasn't too bad.  My dad screamed for me to "STOP" only... two times, and I only drove onto the sidewalk once. :3

Although this next story isn't a driving lesson, but it's related to driving.  I was with my step-mom at a store, and while trying on a shirt, she started to have a panic attack.  It got so bad that she couldn't drive home, so I had to drive.  When I was trying to back up out of the parking space, some intercourse ing ninny honked at my ass, and I turned to look at her and have a intercourse ing staring contest to see who'd blink first.  My step-mom yelled at me to get moving, so I pulled out, drove pooptilly (I made a new word!) to the exit.  But I guess my driving was worse than her panic attack, and before I could pull out, she was like "Natalie, get the intercourse  out of the driver seat, because I'm driving us home.  Your driving is scaring the poop out of me."  So I got out, switched seats with her, and she drove home. 

I can't drive. :D  At all. :D

[Doodle]

Well, I'm only 14...
But today I drove our lawn mower for the second time. I think I did worse today then I did the first time. I almost ran over my dad. o_o