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SkyMyl



Kayo

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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SkyMyl

QuoteWhen this troper was 14, he once spent the night at his stepcousin's house while their parents and mine were out celebrating my aunt and uncle's wedding anniversary...by going to a concert and then to an all-night casino (where they apparently cleaned house). Anyway, around 2AM, my 16-year-old stepcousin wakes me up off the couch and quietly pulls me into her room. She asks me, "Would you like to sleep with me?", to which a raging hormone 14-year-old boy faced with the possibility of sex could only reply, "Ummm...sure, okay". Then she follows up with, "One condition: We never tell anybody about this and we never talk about it again". Again, what other answer can a healthy adolescent give than, "Ummm...okay"? And you know what? It wasn't that bad, the subject never came up again, and the next Christmas morning was only the slightest bit awkward. All in all, nothing to regret about it, other than the lingering curiosity as to why I was the lucky guy whose bones were jumped. Leading theory is: I was available. And willing.

    * I...a...hu..ju..buh..dah...WHAH?!?
    * I hate you...and your cousin has probably done it before.
          o I suppose I should clarify by saying it was a stepcousin (edited above accordingly). Probably not the smartest thing in the world to do, regardless, but I figure if it's not against the relevant laws of consent, then it's fair game. On a side note, the look on your face was worth every word. :)
          o Sir, that story is one of the best things I've ever read.
          o You lucky son of a ninny.
          o You clearly used this trope for a loophole. And we're jealous.
          o This story, and especially the first response to it, totally made my day.
          o Okay ick. I Seriously, though this may have been because my family though large is extremely close (Even step-relatives), I don't think it's right even if she was just a stepcousin. Oh ick.
          o Sir, I'd like to salute you, and confess that I envy you. Also, I don't think incest is a bad thing when BOTH parties are WILLING. You see, people? BOTH, and WILLING are key words, THEY'RE IMPORTANT.

...still hilarious.

Lotos

Quote from: SkyMyl on January 08, 2010, 04:23:35 PM
...still hilarious.

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Kayo

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Linkman

Available on Xbox 360 and Wii (Jan. 12) and PlayStation 3 system (Jan. 14):

• Alice In Chains – "Grind"
• Alice In Chains – "Heaven Beside You"
• Alice In Chains – "Last of My Kind"
• Alice In Chains – "We Die Young"
• Alice In Chains – "Your Decision"

(All tracks are original master recordings)

Harmonix still hasn't confirmed if they're adding more DLC to The Beatles: Rock Band.  This makes me sad.

SkyMyl



Try and guess where this guy is from.

Kayo

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Anarchy_Jas

Gotta love the Leap of Faith (Assassin's Creed 2). I think I get more of an adrenaline rush out of it than Ezio. X3
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Silverhawk79


Mystic

<Custom> how do you make friends? ;-;

Kilroy

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Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 08, 2010, 01:52:55 PM
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Man, I should have replied to this.

Also, 6,666 posts. Oh lawd.
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