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[Light]

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

[SkyMyl]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Doesn't anyone on Omegle actually talk for anything other than asl?
You: I mean, really.
Stranger: idk its just good to kno who ur talki too lol
You: ...but then that kind of defeats the purpose.
You: Isn't the point to
You: "Talk to strangers!"
Stranger: there still strangers..u dont physically meet the person..asl is just like a background so u kno a lil bout the person
You: And then a couple of people disconnect immediately after you share your asl.
You: Scratch that.
You: The majority of people disconnect immediately.
Stranger: hahah wellllllllllll alot of the ppl on here r kinda horny and poop ahaha thts y
You: Well, yeah.
You: I guess they're desperate.
Stranger: haha yeaaa kindaa....so wats ur name
You: ...I'm okay with sharing my name, but suddenly asking that out of the blue seems quite...suspicious.
Stranger: hahah fine u dont gotta tell me ur name....how bout just 3 things bout u?
You: What kind of things?
Stranger: anythin u r willing to tell aa stranger like me :) aahahahah
You: I'm a gamer, Pepsi is my favorite beverage, and blue is my favorite color.
You: Entirely random stuff.
Stranger: hahaha yeaaa thatts coooll
You: ...?
You: What of the three things is cool?
Stranger: well i like pepsi and i have xbox haha annd blue isnt bad haha
Stranger: u seeem like an insecure person ahahahahahah
You: ...eh, I guess you could say that.
Stranger: haha yeaaaaaaaa
You: For giggles
You: asl
Stranger: 16 m usa wbu
You: 15, Male, USA.
Stranger: yeaa buttt i do gotta go for reaal ahaha gotta eat and then footballl workouts...nice talkin to u aha
You: The same goes for you.
You: It was fun talking to someone who wasn't horny on Omegle.
Stranger: haha yeaa same here...cya dude
You: Have a great day, bro.
Stranger: u too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Silverhawk79]

root@server.nsfcd.com

It's an email address, don't get too excited.

[Rayquarian]

http://mummylade.blogspot.com/2009/03/im-happiest-person-ever.html

I don't even...

[Anarchy_Jas]

Gin Rummy: I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: What country are you from?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?
Riley: Yeah.
Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm saying to you!
Riley: Yeah.
Gin Rummy: Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother****er! Say what one more time!

[Macawmoses]

http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_npo.jpg

[Lotos]

http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_npo.jpg

Damn it, I'm trying not to know about any of the BW Pokemon until I get the game D:

[SocialVibe activity links]  I don't think anyone would want to do them.

[Silverhawk79]

http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(6035).jpg

[Anarchy_Jas]

[Spud]

ヽ(' ▽' )ノ ?

[SkyMyl]

Holy ffff, someone stickied this.

[Silverhawk79]

Why is this stickied now?

[Light]

http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(6035).jpg

I lol'd. But yeah, who stickied this and why? D:

[Anarchy_Jas]

http://www.animevice.com/news/vampire-knight-vic-mignogna-voices-zero/4062/

Wait, what?! Can't picture him doing the voice for Zero at all... 0.o; (Then there's the fact that I hate Zero with a passion to begin with... So basically one of my favorite voice actors + Char. I oh so can't frickin' stand...?)

[SkyMyl]

And I just flipped the TV over to Animal Planet and was immediately met with chimpanzee sex.

Do not want.

Needs some hot sauce, Zaka.

No it intercourse ing does not need intercourse ing hot sauce.