There's a robber breaking into your house.

[Silverhawk79]

And you have to use a nearby object to fend him off.
What do you use?
Even though I'm on the 5th floor of the dorms, I guess I could use one of my many pens on my desk, or maybe the Guitar Hero guitar across the room (really like 6 feet away), or one of my many textbooks.

[_GanonMetroid_]

First I establish wrist control.

[Nayrman]

Calculus book....

that thing is so thick I could knock him onto the street if I just threw it at him X_X;;
That was if I was in my dorm....


In my house I'd use my five foot long TENZA ZANGETSU replica sword...
it's a tad dull but it could really hurt someone if I swung it around.

[Jono2]

one of the many swords from my collection that I have sitting on my wall.

yeah, they ship dull, but they don't stay that way. :)

[Shujinco2]

My Katana. :|

My dad's one of those paranoid types. He's got a sword or knife around every corner.

[_GanonMetroid_]

My Katana. :|

My dad's one of those paranoid types. He's got a sword or knife around every corner.

He's not paranoid, he just wants to make sure he keeps you in line.

[Silverhawk79]

First I establish wrist control.

No time.

[Zovistograt]

I have some Fancy Santas next to me, so I could use one.  They're sort of sharp.

My laptop is heavy I guess.

My watch is made of stainless steel.

Garbage can is heavy...


I could offer him a brownie :3

[Lotos]

I got a heater behind me.  Sweet.   ::)

[Level_9_Chao]

Anything big I could throw, like a chair.

Or, you know. A gun.

[_GanonMetroid_]

Or, you know. A gun.

First you establish wrist control. Then you pull out your gun.

[Kingmush]

I have a random bowling pin beside me..so I guess that.

[Tupin]

Lets see, a cardboard box or a lamp are the only two potential weapons near me.

[Level_9_Chao]

Or, you know. A gun.

First you establish wrist control. Then you pull out your gun.

What if he's like 10 feet away? I could totally shoot him.

[jnfs2014]

Let out the dogs.