There's a robber breaking into your house.

[JrDude]

Take off the front of my fan and turn it on, just gotta make sure I don't drop it.

[Kilroy]

I've got an RB guitar right next to me, hell, I'll use the 360 itself >_>

Maybe some Snapple Bottles. Glass does hurt, after all.

[SkyMyl]

A sword should work.

Or I could offer him a Gingerbread Cookie.

[Friendly Hostile]

A Wiimote.  At least it'd be getting some use then.

[ThePowerOfOne]

I'd throw this digital clock on my desk to stun him, then jump on his back and twist his arm behind him. Worked on this drunk guy who stole my skateboard and grabbed me by the shirt when I took it back.

Or stab him with a pen.

[Insane Asylum]

I'd push the Christmas tree over on him then stab him with ornament shards.

[えっちーせんぱい]

Scissors, or my very sharp Mechanical Pencil; all stainless steel :3

[Silverhawk79]

Take off the front of my fan and turn it on, just gotta make sure I don't drop it.

While you're unscrewing your fan, he's getting ready to shoot you.
BLAM.

[JrDude]

Take off the front of my fan and turn it on, just gotta make sure I don't drop it.

While you're unscrewing your fan, he's getting ready to shoot you.
BLAM.

It doesn't need unscrewing, just lift a few thingamabobers, I can do it in like 4 seconds.

[WiiGuy]

well, right now. ether a glass or my laptop.....

[Spam]

A skateboard or my metal lamp...

[Red]

An airsoft gun that can fire at 350fps. Do I win?

[Qsmash]

I'd use my titanium bat.

Boink!

[Doodle]

Right now my crappy computer, and all of the other stuff(monitor, keyboard, etc).
It sucks, so I could throw the computer at him. Then...kick him in the nuts?

[Eizweir]

I could throw CD's at him, strangle him with a belt or a tie, or use my old metal mess kit to bash his face in.
Or I could pick up my Gamecube and swing it like a mace.  I finally found a use for the handle.  ^_^