There's a robber breaking into your house.

[WiiGuy]

I could throw CD's at him, strangle him with a belt or a tie, or use my old metal mess kit to bash his face in.
Or I could pick up my Gamecube and swing it like a mace. I finally found a use for the handle.  ^_^

that gave me a laugh

[Mutilator7]

I could throw CD's at him, strangle him with a belt or a tie, or use my old metal mess kit to bash his face in.
Or I could pick up my Gamecube and swing it like a mace. I finally found a use for the handle.  ^_^

that gave me a laugh

Yeah, who carries around their gamecube?

[Kaz]

um no there's no robber in my house

are you stupid

[DededeCloneChris]

Kick him in the nuts, of course, it's the common way to defend.

But if it is a woman, I'll spit her face. :D

[Spam]

Kick him in the nuts, of course, it's the common way to defend.

But if it is a woman, I'll spit her face. :D

lol, twist her nipples...

[JrDude]

Kick him in the nuts, of course, it's the common way to defend.

But if it is a woman, I'll spit her face. :D

lol, twist her nipples...

Good idea, but no one on the forum would have the guts to grab near there at all.

[Totla]

Whack him with the top of my cane.
Then use the sword inside to stab him.

[King_Gamer28]

First I establish wrist control.

Then, you're going to want to pull out your gun.

[Kaz]

First I establish wrist control.

Then, you're going to want to pull out your gun.

Complete control.

[darkmario]

When I think about it  theres alot of stuff I can use.
To my left I have my wiimote,my tv remote,my cell phone,my broken cell phone,a realy hevy mic(made of steel).
To my far left I have a hockey stick mounted on my wall.
To my right theres the wall and my mouse(big help).
My moniter is a flat screen so I could b**** slap him.
And im sitting on a steel chair.
Oh and my keyboard.

Woah,thats just at my computer desk imagin my whole room.

























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Damn it the robber wont die.
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Damn it my keyboard is bloody

[Jayhawk]

An airsoft gun that can fire at 350fps. Do I win?

Not quite. I'd use a full metal M4 that shoots 400 fps. I could also smack him with it, or hit him with a guitar, or look in my dresser for my dagger.

[Link3588]

Hit them over the head with the near by vase then use the telephone cord to choke them.

[Fell]

Computer room scenario:
Grab the Binoculars, hand mirror, throw them at him, while he is down, remove any weapons he's holding, kick him in the spot, and shove him out of the door.

Living room guitar hero scenario:
Beat over the head with my broken guitar.

I'd probably die. I dunno.

[BOSSNIG]

An airsoft gun that can fire at 350fps. Do I win?

Holy poop that air-soft gun owns my graphics card.

[noodle976]

keyboard or fan or my sister's old furby.........