But I'm not sure. I don't wanna be like HEY BE MY GIRLFRIEND LOL because I've only really talked to her for a few days. Tomorrow I'm going to her house to play RB2 and watch Inglourious Basterds. wat do
strike while iron is hot.
Too many people want to take their time. Friendship is not a pre-req of a relationship. You need to make your interest clear sooner rather than later.
Inglourious Basterds is a good movie. It's not going to help your situation, but it's still enjoyable.
Ask her on an innocent date, you know like you would with friends, but with her. If she laughs at all your jokes, even the obviously not-that-funny ones, ask her on a real date and make your move.
SUCCESS.
I invited her to watch a movie with me tonight at my house, and she cuddled with me the whole time.
After she left, she texted me and was like "You know I really like you, right?"
Me: HOLY SHIT YES
wow, so it looks like you got yourself a ringer.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 01, 2010, 06:33:51 PM
SUCCESS.
I invited her to watch a movie with me tonight at my house, and she cuddled with me the whole time.
After she left, she texted me and was like "You know I really like you, right?"
Me: HOLY SHIT YES
You are finally gonna be un-loser :3
Pics or it didn't happen.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 01, 2010, 07:21:54 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs208.snc1/7517_153514171607_670126607_2792938_4827504_n.jpg)
Kind of a bad angle, but meh.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 01, 2010, 08:26:47 PM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs208.snc1/7517_153514171607_670126607_2792938_4827504_n.jpg)
Kind of a bad angle, but meh.
O_O.................
She looks perfect for you.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 01, 2010, 06:33:51 PM
SUCCESS.
I invited her to watch a movie with me tonight at my house, and she cuddled with me the whole time.
After she left, she texted me and was like "You know I really like you, right?"
Me: HOLY SHIT YES
I feel so happy for you. Seriously, I do.
Now we'll have a cuddly happy silver governing our forums. But,
[spoiler]She will one day dump you, and you will go into a rage and completely destroy NSFCD, we will call Vaatix, he will decide not to help us noobs, and we will be left with no NSFCD and a crying Silver.[/spoiler]
Read this as per the code of the smiley:
silversfuturewife;
hawkswifeaftersex;
I don't know why, but I'm laughing.
In a joyful, happy, not-making-fun-of-you-or-anything way. Congrats man, you deserve it.
:OOOOOOOOOO
GIT DAT
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 01, 2010, 08:52:49 PM
O_O.................
She looks perfect for you.
I quite agree.
I'm sorry Silver but I lol'd. ;_;
I think she's pretty. She's lucky she has good genes. The only negative things are the acne (and honestly I think a lot of acne is better than getting one really annoying pimple right on your nose or something so it's extremely noticeable and everyone's eyes draw right towards it, because at least with a lot it kind of just becomes part of your features and blends in with your face) and the little weight problem. The only flaws that she has are things that can be fixed without plastic surgery or any of that. Lucky ninny.
Like I said, she's pretty and I think you guys will look so cute together! Go for it, Silver :3
Silver
GO FORTH AND OBTAIN HER
Quote from: Dog Food on January 02, 2010, 08:27:27 AM
I think she's pretty. She's lucky she has good genes. The only negative things are the acne (and honestly I think a lot of acne is better than getting one really annoying pimple right on your nose or something so it's extremely noticeable and everyone's eyes draw right towards it, because at least with a lot it kind of just becomes part of your features and blends in with your face) and the little weight problem. The only flaws that she has are things that can be fixed without plastic surgery or any of that. Lucky ninny.
Like I said, she's pretty and I think you guys will look so cute together! Go for it, Silver :3
Yeah, but we both have acne and a little bit of extra weight, so it's not a huge deal.
But I'm happy. :)
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 02, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
Yeah, but we both have acne and a little bit of extra weight, so it's not a huge deal.
But I'm happy. :)
She said the reason she's perfect for you in a nice way, which I could not do.
Congrats buddeh.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 02, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
But I'm happy. :)
Take this advice to heart: DON'T. GET. TOO. ATTACHED.
I'm dead serious. If you get too attached, it'll hurt even more when it ends.
Quote from: Sync~ on January 03, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
Take this advice to heart: DON'T. GET. TOO. ATTACHED.
I'm dead serious. If you get too attached, it'll hurt even more when it ends.
But it's haaaaard. :(
So will she ever find out about this place?
Quote from: Sync~ on January 03, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
Take this advice to heart: DON'T. GET. TOO. ATTACHED.
I'm dead serious. If you get too attached, it'll hurt even more when it ends.
Let's not get attached to the person we're dating, nope.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 04, 2010, 12:28:37 AM
But it's haaaaard. :(
Jerk, then it won't be hard when it's done.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 04, 2010, 01:53:16 AM
Jerk, then it won't be hard when it's done.
He has virgin ears/eyes.
Quote from: Live on January 04, 2010, 12:32:10 AM
So will she ever find out about this place?
Hah,
this, I'd like to know. Silver?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 04, 2010, 12:28:37 AM
But it's haaaaard. :(
I know it is. :(
Look, it's okay to be attached to the person you're dating, but too much attachment will just hurt like a ninny.
I guess because you're still pretty inexperience when it comes to this, you'll just learn that yourself. Hopefully though, it lasts.
Quote from: K on January 04, 2010, 04:16:31 AM
Hah, this, I'd like to know. Silver?
Of course she will, she's gonna be an admin on here. 8)
Quote from: jatoskep on January 04, 2010, 07:20:51 AM
Of course she will, she's gonna be an admin on here. 8)
That happened at tSR with Dazz's girlfriend if I'm recalling correctly. I don't think anything good came out of it.
Quote from: jatoskep on January 04, 2010, 07:20:51 AM
Of course she will, she's gonna be an admin on here. 8)
Another Silverhawk? Oh dear god. Mack and Syntax, say goodbye to any social life you once had.
And grats on getting a GF. Sync summed it up correctly: Don't get too attached. I life far away from mine so It's easy for me to not get attached.
Don't listen to these guys, Silver. Get attached, enjoy these emotions, and if you grow to love her then fight for it to last. I'm kind of a hypocrite, though, since I don't get attached in relationships either for the same reason Sync said. But that's just because I'm dead inside.
Getting hurt in a relationship is a part of life, an unavoidable truth. I love Butters quote from South Park, where he says, "Well, yeah. And I'm sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... It, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before, so I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness."
To be honest, I don't think a girlfriend is a good idea for you, anyway.
You barely manage to maintain the forum and your grades, and I'm pretty sure you bombed a (few) class(es) last marking period or whatever it was. The last thing you need to worry about is a relationship. :U
I wonder if, because of this girl, Silver will forget about us and leave NSFCD to rot in a dumpster... and obviously he'll forget to pay for this place and we'll all be screwed.
Quote from: Doodle on January 04, 2010, 01:03:39 PM
To be honest, I don't think a girlfriend is a good idea for you, anyway.
You barely manage to maintain the forum and your grades, and I'm pretty sure you bombed a (few) class(es) last marking period or whatever it was. The last thing you need to worry about is a relationship. :U
Or maybe a girl is exactly what he needs. She could be the remedy to his problems. A girl = Silver getting laid = Silver happy = Silver able to manage stress better = Silver getting better grades = Silver doing better at his job = Silver having more money to pay for these forums = Win.
Quote from: Dog Food on January 04, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Or maybe a girl is exactly what he needs. She could be the remedy to his problems. A girl = Silver getting laid
The chain stops there, because we know that probably wont happen =B
Quote from: K on January 04, 2010, 02:28:02 PM
The chain stops there, because we know that probably wont happen =B
Well, he's already acting like he's happy, so maybe he doesn't need to go
all the way to skip over to the next part of the chain.
[spoiler]But seriously, Silver. At
least get to third base. You don't know when you'll have another chance after this one![/spoiler]
Are you insinuting that Silver would be desperate if this one doesn't work out?
No, no *cough*... I'm just saying his only girlfriend will be his hand for a while until someone new comes along. And sometimes you don't know how long these dry spells go on for. I'm saying he should enjoy the moments he has before (if) it gets taken away from him.
you know, a girl could be motivation for silver
Sex isn't everything, now. :U
Doodle, once you've had sex, it becomes alot of it, unfortunately.
Silver. If you like her, go for it. Don't hold back. Girls like confidence so don't be shy.
Get attached but don't become obsessed, as you'll become paranoid and it'll cause trouble. Lack of attachment makes it seem like you don't like them and that could be bad.
If she likes you back, win.
If she doesn't tons of other fish in the sea. You'll find someone no problem.
Quote from: Doodle on January 04, 2010, 04:07:37 PM
Sex isn't everything, now. :U
Love intercourse s you up.
Go try it out. Stop being a vagina-y stuck up inside your house and fall in love with hot teenage girls.
Quote from: Dog Food on January 04, 2010, 12:37:59 PM
Don't listen to these guys, Silver. Get attached, enjoy these emotions, and if you grow to love her then fight for it to last. I'm kind of a hypocrite, though, since I don't get attached in relationships either for the same reason Sync said. But that's just because I'm dead inside.
Getting hurt in a relationship is a part of life, an unavoidable truth. I love Butters quote from South Park, where he says, "Well, yeah. And I'm sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... It, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before, so I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness."
But it is that same beautiful sadness that makes me want to kill myself every night. ;____;
Quote from: K on January 04, 2010, 02:28:02 PM
The chain stops there, because we know that probably wont happen =B
She's already said we'll have sex soon.
successbaby.jpg
Quote from: K on January 04, 2010, 04:16:31 AM
Hah, this, I'd like to know. Silver?
Uhh...maaaaybe. This topic might incriminate me.
Umm, guys, if he brings her here she'll be like "wtf? Do I really want this guy seeing me naked?"
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
She's already said we'll have sex soon.
successbaby.jpg
pics or it didnt happen
We kissed after the movie!
:3
Quote from: Mystic on January 05, 2010, 11:03:57 PM
Real kiss?
Good intercourse ing point. It might have been like a light cheek kiss or something.
DETAILS, DJ SILVAHAWK. GIVE THEM.
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 05, 2010, 11:08:44 PM
Good intercourse ing point. It might have been like a light cheek kiss or something.
DETAILS, DJ SILVAHAWK. GIVE THEM.
Real kiss.
I had my big heavy coat on and she stuck her hands in the pockets, so I did too. Then she was like KISS TIME
Aww that's cute. Did you tell her about NSF yet?
Quote from: Mystic on January 05, 2010, 11:21:45 PM
Aww that's cute. Did you tell her about NSF yet?
Don't ruin his chances of getting laid.
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 05, 2010, 11:29:18 PM
Don't ruin his chances of getting laid.
She looks nerdy too...
Quote from: Mystic on January 05, 2010, 11:21:45 PM
Aww that's cute. Did you tell her about NSF yet?
Dunno if I will. Maybe later.
lol at "sex soon"
my girlfriend said "oh we'll have sex during winter break"
intercourse ing bought condoms and everything
one night she was like oh did you bring condoms? i was like yeah and i got one out and about 10 minutes later she was like i dont think its gonna happen tonight
virginity, you are a clingy ninny
Ermm . . .
There's a lot of advice in this here thread. I suggest you, for the most part, ignore it.
Not because it's bad, but because they all begin to lean toward WAAAYY overthinking this poop.
You just gotta do your thing, Don't spend a bunch of time trying to plan it out or control your level of attachment. I've said it before, but it bears repeating:
A relationship is not a science, it's an Art.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on January 06, 2010, 01:11:27 PM
Ermm . . .
There's a lot of advice in this here thread. I suggest you, for the most part, ignore it.
Not because it's bad, but because they all begin to lean toward WAAAYY overthinking this poop.
You just gotta do your thing, Don't spend a bunch of time trying to plan it out or control your level of attachment. I've said it before, but it bears repeating:
A relationship is not a science, it's an Art.
Yeah, when I asked for advice in the past, I found myself rejecting all of it pretty much, and found myself just bouncing ideas kinda like House...
(and yet again a crush is getting to me, maybe I'm just getting desperate...I can't tell...)
I feel sorry for you Silver.
Quote from: Allegretto on January 08, 2010, 08:47:52 AM
I feel sorry for you Silver.
*sigh*
I pity you
/me shakes head
silver why are you not in a relationship on facebook
Quote from: Allegretto on January 08, 2010, 08:47:52 AM
I feel sorry for you Silver.
Says the person who once had a girlfriend.
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 08, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
silver why are you not in a relationship on facebook
good point
Looks like I have some competition :P
Quote from: NOA_STAR on January 08, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
Looks like I have some competition :P
That's right, you never heard from that asian guy again..
Quote from: K on January 08, 2010, 06:21:57 PM
That's right, you never heard from that asian guy again..
I talk to him on face book, But he lives in Cali, he was just down here for New Years.
Quote from: NOA_STAR on January 08, 2010, 06:33:50 PM
I talk to him on face book, But he lives in Cali, he was just down here for New Years.
Oh, well at least you have some contact with him.. and he DOES remember you, despite probably being drunk at the time?
I lol'd at the idea of people competing for silver.
Quote from: Mystic on January 08, 2010, 07:39:17 PMpeople competing for silver.
Now that's something you don't hear every day.
This is sadly the most compelling thread NSFCD has seen in ages.
Quote from: NOA_STAR on January 08, 2010, 06:33:50 PM
I talk to him on face book, But he lives in Cali, he was just down here for New Years.
Bay Area?
Lol feelings.
Good going, before me even, although I don't feel like explaining my past relationships again.
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 09, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Bay Area?
Not sure.
And no he wasn't drunk at the time.
I'm just glad I had somebody closer to my age to dance with instead of some "Chicken Hawk". |:
Quote from: SkyMyl on January 08, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Says the person who once had a girlfriend.
Did you think at all before you said that? Or are you just incredibly stupid.
Yes, I did have a girlfriend. i thought it was what I was missing, I thought I would be so happy.
But all relationships lead to heartbreak and problems. So I feel sorry for everyone who has to go through that.
All a relationship does is create a small form of happyness you can later look back on and be saddened.
Quote from: NOA_STAR on January 09, 2010, 11:29:33 AM
And no he wasn't drunk at the time.
But you were, right? Or were you just drunk afterwards?
Quote from: K on January 09, 2010, 02:24:23 PM
But you were, right? Or were you just drunk afterwards?
It was afterwords! lol
And really I wasnt' drunk...just "tipsy". :P
Quote from: Allegretto on January 09, 2010, 11:43:56 AM
Did you think at all before you said that? Or are you just incredibly stupid.
Both.
Admitting it doesn't make it right.
Actually, it makes it worse.Quote from: Allegretto on January 09, 2010, 11:43:56 AM
But all relationships lead to heartbreak and problems. So I feel sorry for everyone who has to go through that.
All a relationship does is create a small form of happyness you can later look back on and be saddened.
I realized that without having to get into a relationship.
WAY TO MISS THE WHOLE POINT OF AN INTELLIGENT POST, DUMBASS
ITT: Why Allegretto is the NSFCD Emo.
And Silver, try not to break her. ;)
Quote from: NOA_STAR on January 09, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
It was afterwords! lol
And really I wasnt' drunk...just "tipsy". :P
I believe your post read: "I'm drunk as FUCK!" ..that doesn't seem that 'tipsy' to me... :P
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 09, 2010, 05:35:00 PM
Allegretto is the NSFCD Emo.
What about me? ;__;
I'm not sure being the NSFCD emo (or just emo at all) is something to be proud of.
Quote from: -X on January 09, 2010, 06:16:16 PM
I'm not sure being the NSFCD emo (or just emo at all) is something to be proud of.
What are you saying >:(
Quote from: K on January 09, 2010, 06:01:48 PM
I believe your post read: "I'm drunk as intercourse !" ..that doesn't seem that 'tipsy' to me... :P
I was just emphasizing my state of mood/mind at the time!! :D
Quote from: NOA_STAR on January 09, 2010, 10:06:22 PM
I was just emphasizing my state of mood/mind at the time!! :D
Yeah, but it's probably the only time in a long time I've seen you swear like that...
Achievment Unlocked (http://www.justasktheitguy.com/tools/achievement-unlocked/achievement-unlocked.php?achievement=9001+-+Got+a+Girlfriend)
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 08, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
silver why are you not in a relationship on facebook
I'm lazy.
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 08, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
silver why are you not in a relationship on facebook
kinda sad when thats the first thing people do when they get into a relationship these days
Quote from: Gwen Khan on January 11, 2010, 08:07:48 AM
kinda sad when thats the first thing people do when they get into a relationship these days
No, it's sad when that's the first thing people do
period.
Quote from: SkyMyl on January 11, 2010, 11:26:57 AM
No, it's sad when that's the first thing people do period.
true, wow the guy I spoke to once in high school 6 years ago is going to see avatar? I really don't care
Quote from: Gwen Khan on January 11, 2010, 11:33:10 AM
true, wow the guy I spoke to once in high school 6 years ago is going to see avatar? I really don't care
I should do it eventually, since we're actually dating.
Ehhhhhh.
I quite enjoy how this is the most popular thread in the entire board.
Well, I think people are just overall happy for you, the person who keeps this place going (and making things exciting by breaking things (you cannot say you haven't done this on purpose once or twice to screw with us)) or there are the emo people that are like, "YOULL GET UR HEART BROKENT IN TWO!?!?!!!!##!!!!11!!!!!!". I, myself, am a hopeless romantic, so I'm staying out of this.
BTW, congrats.
We <3 Silver
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 11, 2010, 07:38:02 PM
I should do it eventually, since we're actually dating.
Ehhhhhh.
That's what she said?
Silver, if she cheats on you, do we NSFCDers get to attack?
Quote from: Mystic on January 12, 2010, 11:38:17 PM
Silver, if she cheats on you, do we NSFCDers get to attack?
Flash mob.
We can all go to her house and scare her with out fat an acne.
I lack most of both, but I have a friend with more acne than silver and a few fat friends, I'll bring them.
Tell her stop smoking or beat her up.
Beat her with your FISTS.
I don't think it's a good idea to joke about Quartz cheating on Silver.
Fists of Fury?
Yeah.
Do it.
Quote from: Doodle on January 13, 2010, 05:32:37 AM
Tell her stop smoking or beat her up.
She said she hasn't had a cigarette since March of last year.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 14, 2010, 09:17:08 PM
She said she hasn't had a cigarette since March of last year.
Are you sure she's telling the truth?
Smoking is bad for a relationship. :/
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 14, 2010, 09:17:08 PM
She said she hasn't had a cigarette since March of last year.
There is a phrase, a rule, a shining beacon for all straight men that has been passed down from fathers to sons all across our great land. Now I share it with you, NSFCD.
If she smokes, she pokes.
...I don't follow, Bored.
Excuse my clueless friend.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on January 15, 2010, 10:01:29 AM
There is a phrase, a rule, a shining beacon for all straight men that has been passed down from fathers to sons all across our great land. Now I share it with you, NSFCD.
If she smokes, she pokes.
I...don't quite understand.
._.;
It's a phrase that is meant to denote a simple concept.
If a girls smokes, she most likely has sex as well. Without reading too far into it, if she's rebelling against scoieties norms in one way, she may be rebelling in other ways as well. She "pokes," or is willing to recieve a good poke, whcih is a euphamism for being penetrated. It also ryhmes with smokes. How much more do I need to explain?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 15, 2010, 06:08:22 PM
I...don't quite understand.
._.;
SHE IS GOING TO GET HER STRAP ON AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 16, 2010, 11:37:51 AM
SHE IS GOING TO GET HER STRAP ON AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
sounds like fun
Quote from: K on January 16, 2010, 03:40:45 PM
sounds like fun
To be honest, that sounds like a nightmare.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on January 16, 2010, 11:22:40 AM
It's a phrase that is meant to denote a simple concept.
If a girls smokes, she most likely has sex as well. Without reading too far into it, if she's rebelling against scoieties norms in one way, she may be rebelling in other ways as well. She "pokes," or is willing to recieve a good poke, whcih is a euphamism for being penetrated. It also ryhmes with smokes. How much more do I need to explain?
Oh okay. Well, just as long as I get some.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 16, 2010, 05:40:35 PM
Oh okay. Well, just as long as I get some.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOME
UP THE ASS
Son, I am disappoint.
THIS THREAD SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE
WHY ISN'T IT
Quote from: Doodle on January 18, 2010, 06:28:18 AM
THIS THREAD SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE
WHY ISN'T IT
BECAUSE ANY THREAD ABOUT SILVER HAVING A GIRLFRIEND CAN NOT BE FLOATED, BUT MUST STAY AS CLOSE TO THE TOP AS POSSIBLE
I guess we're all still in shock.
Quote from: SkyMyl on January 18, 2010, 10:26:36 AM
I guess we're all still in shock.
I'm honestly just waiting for the sex. It could be funny.
I WILL CONTINUE TO COCKBLOCK. HAHAHA.
...I think he does a good job of doing that...himself...
You're not supposed to start the fire. That's Red's job.
Quote from: Red on January 18, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
I WILL CONTINUE TO COCKBLOCK. HAHAHA.
HEY FUCK YOU.
Silver needs sex, don't cockblock yo.
Quote from: THE_MOON on January 18, 2010, 10:37:19 AM
I'm honestly just waiting for the sex. It could be funny.
When I read this, it reminded me of the Family Guy episode
"You have AIDS! Yeah you have AIDS! It's not any other STD, It's AIDS!"
Quote from: Mystic on January 18, 2010, 10:38:36 PM
Silver needs sex, don't cockblock yo.
Well if it counts for anything, Mack told me to text him when it seemed like he was gonna have sex. Everything I said to him was relayed from Mack.
But it was funny nonetheless.
Quote from: Red on January 19, 2010, 11:23:50 AM
Well if it counts for anything, Mack told me to text him when it seemed like he was gonna have sex. Everything I said to him was relayed from Mack.
But it was funny nonetheless.
Mack & Rob: Cockblockers Inc.
So, how goes the relationship, Silver?
Slow.
Quote from: Mystic on January 19, 2010, 05:30:13 PM
Slow.
Very slow. We're both busy all the time and it's hard to find a good time to meet up.
Yeah, it must be...very hard for you.
Quote from: Doodle on January 20, 2010, 05:24:06 AM
Yeah, it must be...very hard for you.
OH GAWD NICE INTERCOURSING JOB!
Quote from: Doodle on January 20, 2010, 05:24:06 AM
Yeah, it must be...
(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg)
...very hard for you.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...seriously. This is what you've been reduced to?
Quote from: Blue on January 20, 2010, 11:28:03 AM
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...seriously. This is what you've been reduced to?
I lol'd pretty hard.