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Generally Speaking => Serious Discussion => Topic started by: Spud on January 22, 2010, 08:43:08 PM

Title: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Spud on January 22, 2010, 08:43:08 PM
So I think I've put off shaving as long as I can. Also tired of people telling me I should shave.
Anyway, I have this electric rotary shaver although I'm not completely sure how to use it properly. So far all I have is "Turn on, apply to face." Pretty sure I'm missing a lot of info.
Tips on how to shave would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Mystic on January 22, 2010, 08:57:22 PM
I use an electric one. Just move along face.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 22, 2010, 09:07:20 PM
I use a manual one because I'm not a vagina-y.
Uhh...electric ones you just mash it on your face and BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: SkyMyl on January 22, 2010, 09:12:01 PM
Apply directly to the forehead

I don't think you really need help with this...just go ahead and apply to your face, observe the results, and react.
When have you ever shaved?
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Macawmoses on January 22, 2010, 09:28:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 22, 2010, 09:07:20 PM
I use a manual one because I'm not a vagina-y.
Uhh...electric ones you just mash it on your face and BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
Exactly. What's seriously wrong with using a blade?

Also, real men use straight, single blades. They hurt like hell if you miss.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: BOREDFOREVER on January 22, 2010, 10:30:15 PM
I had to shave my beard for ajob thing tomorrow, and it made me sad.  I use a gillete fusion power.  The blades are kind of expensive, but I shave my head as well as my face, so I need a good razor.  I've actually thought tryingone of those Sweeny Todd style striaght blades, but, again, I shave my head, and the result could be absolutely disasterous.

I've used an electric in the past, and it's not terrible, but there's nothing like a good blade shave.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 22, 2010, 10:39:57 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on January 22, 2010, 09:28:31 PM
Exactly. What's seriously wrong with using a blade?

Also, real men use straight, single blades. They hurt like hell if you miss.
I'm too cheap for silly electric razors.
Plus, you can't shave in the shower with those.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: JrDude on January 22, 2010, 11:11:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 22, 2010, 09:07:20 PM
I use a manual one because I'm not a vagina-y.
This.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 22, 2010, 10:39:57 PM
Plus, you can't shave in the shower with those.
Shaving in the shower is for people with pussies, though I shave right before a shower.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Macawmoses on January 22, 2010, 11:21:35 PM
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 22, 2010, 11:11:18 PM
This.
Shaving in the shower is for people with pussies, though I shave right before a shower.
Personally, shaving after just works better./
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Custom on January 22, 2010, 11:53:00 PM
I use a butcher knife. It intercourse ing cuts that poop right off.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Magnum on January 23, 2010, 11:01:56 AM
The only time I ever shave is before a match. The coach has an electric shaver and everyone always uses his (I'm not one to use other peoples razors, so I always use a manual razor) and they really just push it up against their face. Easy as that

1. turn on
2. apply to areas
3. turn off
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Allegretto on January 23, 2010, 11:14:37 AM
I just shaved like 5 minutes ago.

Apply to hair
Move across it
Watch it fall
Yell victory

There ya go.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: on January 29, 2010, 11:14:20 PM
you'll shave your eye out

you can probably find videos
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 30, 2010, 01:10:58 AM
Quote from: Live on January 29, 2010, 11:14:20 PM
you'll shave your eye out
Why did I laugh so gosh darn hard?
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: on January 30, 2010, 05:50:12 AM
I feel my work here is done
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Spud on January 30, 2010, 08:32:43 AM
2 shaves between now and when the thread was made. Realy simple, just BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT all over the lower half of my face and I was done.
Luckily I didn't shave my eye out by keeping the razor at the other side of my face. At one point it did feel like I shaved it out though.
Just remembered I forgot to yell victory. D:
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Mystic on January 31, 2010, 12:12:53 PM
Have someone else shave you.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Kayo on January 31, 2010, 12:21:56 PM
Quote from: Mystic on January 31, 2010, 12:12:53 PM
Have someone else shave you.
What Mystic means is, he wants to do it :3
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Mystic on January 31, 2010, 05:41:33 PM
Quote from: K on January 31, 2010, 12:21:56 PM
What Mystic means is, he wants to do it :3
I'll cut a ninny.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: bluaki on February 01, 2010, 12:37:13 AM
The only electric razor I tried using didn't effectively do anything, so I haven't bothered with them.
Just plain common disposable razors work fine for me from face to toe. After the first couple of shaves, I never get a cut. I always shave during showers.
I shave face, arms, hands, and pubes every day, as well as legs and feet every 2~4 days and lower belly whenever I notice any small hint of hair (about weekly)
I dislike both shaving and hair enough to be more than willing to get full-body laser/whatever permanent hair removal.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 22, 2010, 11:11:18 PM
Shaving in the shower is for people with pussies
Not yet :(
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Kayo on February 01, 2010, 04:30:31 AM
Quote from: bluaki on February 01, 2010, 12:37:13 AM
I shave face, arms, hands, and pubes every day, as well as legs and feet every 2~4 days and lower belly whenever I notice any small hint of hair (about weekly)
For some reason, that threw weird pictures i wished never to see in my head. :(
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Allegretto on February 01, 2010, 08:46:22 AM
Bluaki's a freak. A hairy girly freak.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Titus Andronicus on February 01, 2010, 02:31:58 PM
im pretty good at shaving, i had to shave my whole body like three times a year cause of swimming, and it got to the point where i had no problem shaving my own head with only one or two cuts (if that)

but now, intercourse  that poop.

(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6326/photoon20100201at16262.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: JrDude on February 01, 2010, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on February 01, 2010, 02:31:58 PM
im pretty good at shaving, i had to shave my whole body like three times a year cause of swimming, and it got to the point where i had no problem shaving my own head with only one or two cuts (if that)

but now, intercourse  that poop.

(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6326/photoon20100201at16262.jpg)
You look like you could be Rob's older brother.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Titus Andronicus on February 01, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
Quote from: JrDude ½ on February 01, 2010, 05:16:53 PM
You look like you could be Rob's older brother.
whos rob D:
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: JrDude on February 01, 2010, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on February 01, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
whos rob D:
Red.
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: SkyMyl on February 01, 2010, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on February 01, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
whos rob D:
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18364_398576520633_773770633_10545742_7333650_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh no, shaving D:
Post by: Titus Andronicus on February 01, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Blue on February 01, 2010, 08:33:04 PM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18364_398576520633_773770633_10545742_7333650_n.jpg)
twinsies!